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I'm not sure whether to point and laugh, or break down and cry at this level of idiocy.
2/19/2010 4:13:02 PM
Harry Potter is FICTION, dear.
2/19/2010 5:09:36 PM
You are a moron. It wasn't caused by a witch, it was because you were likely raised as a moron by your moron parents.
Unlike your god and witches, moron parents are real.
It's the real tragedy in 21st century America.
2/19/2010 5:59:44 PM
"It could be witches, some evil witches...
Which is ridiculous 'cause witches they were persecuted
Wicca good and love the earth and women power and I'll be over here."
2/19/2010 6:13:29 PM
Why don't you kill yourself and leave everyone else alone?
2/19/2010 9:00:32 PM
Very small rocks.
2/19/2010 9:10:42 PM
I believe he would say, "Who the fuck is this retard and why is he claiming to be my advocate? I ain't got nothing to do with him."
2/19/2010 9:31:27 PM
2/19/2010 11:42:21 PM
JohnTheAtheist for the win
2/20/2010 12:24:53 AM
2/20/2010 6:50:54 AM
Slave To Uni
I know of a witch that works over on Faux News.
2/20/2010 6:57:38 AM
I am a witch, and honestly cannot fathom why I would WANT to go around hexing innocent people in the first place. I just want to live and let live!
2/20/2010 7:09:34 AM
ChristsAdvocate, never mind "Bewitched", "Sabrina the Teenage Witch", the "Harry Potter" books or even the likes of "Mahou Tsukai Tai", if you know what's good for you, you'd better not read the manga "xxxHOLiC" by CLAMP:
Not for nothing is Yuuko (left) known as 'The Dimensional Witch' (with her transporting Syaoran, Sakura, Fai & Kurogane to various worlds, via the White Mokona in the sister manga "Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle"), but along with her counterpart the ultra-powerful wizard Clow Reed (right; creator of the Clow Cards & Key Staff in "CardCaptor Sakura") they created gods for many worlds.
The Bible is a book of stories (parables). "xxxHOLiC" is a manga story. Coincidence?
'There is no such thing as coincidence in this world. There is only Hitsuzen
2/20/2010 9:29:20 AM
I dated a witch once. Never really heard of her cursing people, though. Quite the contrary, really.
2/20/2010 2:40:24 PM
Hmmm, experiments with potions...?
I take it that Chemistry lessons were not on your "friend's" school curricilum, then...?
2/21/2010 10:58:28 AM
I don't really know what to laugh more at, the quote above or the comments made by people purporting to be "witches".
Honestly, what the hell?
2/21/2010 6:21:35 PM
Ever tried reading in Ancient Greek? Has it worked? If so, RUN, because the monsters are going to get you if you don't make it to camp.
2/23/2010 12:44:09 PM
People like this, I find myself hoping they never, ever are in charge of anything more than a houseplant.
2/23/2010 1:02:36 PM
2/26/2010 1:51:36 AM
I don't feel like responding to the actual comment because my responses are typically very long and I just don't feel like it right now (plus, you're all doing a fantastic job anyway), so instead I'm just going to point out something about witches that I find extremely amusing:
From the 17th century to the 20th century, American witch laws went from "You can't do anything that looks like it could possibly be witchcraft, or we'll burn/hang you without any proof!" to "You can do witchcraft on people, but only if it's REAL! If it's fake, you go to jail for fraud!" I think that's 180º WIN.
2/27/2010 10:01:06 AM
You're dyslexia! LOL. You are dyslexia too! LOL
3/31/2010 5:59:38 PM
I not am lysdexic!
3/31/2010 6:23:53 PM
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