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#1122074
WMDKitty
I'm not sure whether to point and laugh, or break down and cry at this level of idiocy.
2/19/2010 4:13:02 PM
#1122087
youraftermyrobotbee
Harry Potter is FICTION, dear.
2/19/2010 5:09:36 PM
#1122099
Berny
You are a moron. It wasn't caused by a witch, it was because you were likely raised as a moron by your moron parents.
Unlike your god and witches, moron parents are real.
It's the real tragedy in 21st century America.
2/19/2010 5:59:44 PM
#1122103
Leigh
"It could be witches, some evil witches...
Which is ridiculous 'cause witches they were persecuted
Wicca good and love the earth and women power and I'll be over here."
2/19/2010 6:13:29 PM
#1122157
Hive
Why don't you kill yourself and leave everyone else alone?
2/19/2010 9:00:32 PM
#1122159
JohnTheAtheist
Very small rocks.
2/19/2010 9:10:42 PM
#1122169
PWEOTWEB
WWJD?
I believe he would say, "Who the fuck is this retard and why is he claiming to be my advocate? I ain't got nothing to do with him."
2/19/2010 9:31:27 PM
#1122194
Iczer-04
WTF!
2/19/2010 11:42:21 PM
#1122202
Apocraphy
JohnTheAtheist for the win
2/20/2010 12:24:53 AM
#1122257
The Jamo
2/20/2010 6:50:54 AM
#1122261
Slave To Uni
I know of a witch that works over on Faux News.
2/20/2010 6:57:38 AM
#1122271
The L
I am a witch, and honestly cannot fathom why I would WANT to go around hexing innocent people in the first place. I just want to live and let live!
2/20/2010 7:09:34 AM
#1122315
Anon-e-moose
ChristsAdvocate, never mind "Bewitched", "Sabrina the Teenage Witch", the "Harry Potter" books or even the likes of "Mahou Tsukai Tai", if you know what's good for you, you'd better not read the manga "xxxHOLiC" by CLAMP:
Not for nothing is Yuuko (left) known as 'The Dimensional Witch' (with her transporting Syaoran, Sakura, Fai & Kurogane to various worlds, via the White Mokona in the sister manga "Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle"), but along with her counterpart the ultra-powerful wizard Clow Reed (right; creator of the Clow Cards & Key Staff in "CardCaptor Sakura") they
created gods for many worlds.
The Bible is a book of stories (parables). "xxxHOLiC" is a manga story. Coincidence?
'There is no such thing as coincidence in this world. There is only
Hitsuzen.' ('Inevitability')
-Yuuko
2/20/2010 9:29:20 AM
#1122372
Space Lizard
I dated a witch once. Never really heard of her cursing people, though. Quite the contrary, really.
2/20/2010 2:40:24 PM
#1122921
G. Fieendish
Hmmm, experiments with potions...?
I take it that Chemistry lessons were not on your "friend's" school curricilum, then...?
2/21/2010 10:58:28 AM
#1123240
Canadia
I don't really know what to laugh more at, the quote above or the comments made by people purporting to be "witches".
Honestly, what the hell?
2/21/2010 6:21:35 PM
#1124549
Martha Jones
Dyslexia?
Ever tried reading in Ancient Greek? Has it worked? If so, RUN, because the monsters are going to get you if you don't make it to camp.
2/23/2010 12:44:09 PM
#1124562
GigaGuess
People like this, I find myself hoping they never, ever are in charge of anything more than a houseplant.
2/23/2010 1:02:36 PM
#1126297
Holy shit.
2/26/2010 1:51:36 AM
#1126710
NoriMori
I don't feel like responding to the actual comment because my responses are typically very long and I just don't feel like it right now (plus, you're all doing a fantastic job anyway), so instead I'm just going to point out something about witches that I find extremely amusing:
From the 17th century to the 20th century, American witch laws went from "You can't do anything that looks like it could possibly be witchcraft, or we'll burn/hang you without any proof!" to "You can do witchcraft on people, but only if it's REAL! If it's fake, you go to jail for fraud!" I think that's 180º WIN.
2/27/2010 10:01:06 AM
#1141418
MadBumperJumper
You're dyslexia! LOL. You are dyslexia too! LOL
3/31/2010 5:59:38 PM
#1141420
McPhilbert Adamia
I not am lysdexic!
3/31/2010 6:23:53 PM
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