Homnosexuality is sick and disgusting, not only that homosexuals are palin out stupid.
They can't even count to three.
A man can do everything? for a woman that another woman can do plus one more thing!
A woman can do everything for a man that another man can PLUS one more thing,
Homosexuals are sick perverted reprobated minded idiots!
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Your rant shows a level of stupidity and confusion on par with a brain - damaged rabies puppy on meth however I will grant you that anyone, regardless of sexual orientation would be offended by being "Palin out stupid"...
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... unless you meant "Palin without the stupid", but that would be a tautology!
@Tolpuddle Martyr
"unless you meant "Palin without the stupid", but that would be a tautology! "
- I don't think you meant "tautology" there. A tautology is an unnecessary repetition of what's implicit in the word, meaning you just said Sarah Palin is smart. "Oxymoron" maybe?
Oh, hold on I'll handle this, I can speak lobotomy/idiot, and some retardese
Broccoli is sick and disgutsing not only that lettuce are salad less than purple
Mice cant even count to watermelon
I can haz cheezburger? for a woman plus a woman is pi less than eight
A w0man can haz manz ribz? not that we park bench
Ghosts are dead butnever be less turqoise
He just wanted to know who was the president of France. there are so few retard-english interpreters online these days, I came just in time.
What is Palin doing there?
You can penetrate with other things than with a penis, you know. And there are other orifices to penetrate than the vagina.
The vagina is rather devoid of erogenous zones*, unlike the anus that has the prostate gland close by.
What's so sick, disgusting, perverted, stupid and reprobate about not being able to do that extra thing you are talking about?
After all, that is the only difference between heterosexuals and homosexuals.
* Which everyone who has given birth is very grateful for. When trying, for hours and hours, to push a baby's head through a small tunnel, you really don't want sensitive nerve endings stimulated in the process.
"Homnosexuality(sic) is sick and disgusting, not only that homosexuals are palin(sic) out stupid."
"palin(sic) out stupid"
I must remember that one.
Priceless.
palin out stupid.
Your slip is showing.
palin out stupid
Best. Typo. Ever.
A woman can do everything for a man that another man can PLUS one more thing,
Knit him a nice woolly jumper?
Nag him to take the garbage out?
..or were you thinking of something else?
A woman can do everything for a man that another man can PLUS one more thing,
A woman can insert her penis into her lover's anus?
"A woman can do everything for a man that another man can PLUS one more thing,"
Only if she has a strap-on.
"homosexuals are palin out stupid."
Is that some sort of comment that homosexuals are as stupid as Sarah Palin? (I'm sure somebody beat me to that one, but hey, it's too good to resist).
Gay people are like every group in the U.S. save one are roughly half above average intelligence, half below.
The group in which all members have IQs lower than room temperature are fundies. Which brings up a chicken and egg question. ... Does embracing fundamentalism make one stupid, or does one have to be a complete moron to become a fundie? I'd like to see some university tackle that as a research project.
I can't respond to this, because out of five lines, only one contains a coherent sentence. However, most of the gays and lesbians I know can, in fact, count to three. I am amused to read otherwise.
I for one am tired of Homnosexuals trying to out Palin's stupidity! Or... something.
Also "a woman can do everything for a man that another man can PLUS one more thing"
I beg to differ, a woman can't have gay sex with a man.
"Homosexuals are sick perverted reprobated minded idiots!"
And, you're a bigoted, idiotic, homophobic a**hole.
"Palin out stupid."
You've just coined a new (accurate) catchphrase through your grossly misspelled slander! Now, per FSTDT regulations, die in a fire. That is, if you can't count to three.
You say they can't count to three, and it's obvious you can't even form a proper sentence! Is it that they cannot count to three, or that YOU don't know how to count to three to know if they're doing it right?
Is this some sort of rehash of the "gay sex is bad because it can't create babies" argument covered in stupid sauce?
That's the only way that I can make sense of the "They can't even count to three" statement. (And baby makes three...?)
'They can't even count to three'
Where's the fucking citation?
Fundy Christianity is sick and disgusting, not only that fundies are plain out stupid.
Fundy Christians are sick, perverted, control-freak idiots!
FIXED.
@ Zeus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Thanks for making my day.
Let's see...
My house = 2 gay men with 6 degrees between them and two very successful careers.
ArticleTen's house = Christ only knows what, if this post is any indications. Intellectual poverty rules!
@ Slater,
My bad, you're right.
Na na na na: Great job! Although I still don't get what the hell he was trying to say.
And "Palin out stupid" is probably the only coherent and true thing out of that whole mess. By the way, my next-door neighbors can both count to one thousand and beyond without every having to take their shoes off.
Show me that homosexuals can't count to three. Good luck. Unfortunately for you, asshole, if there is even ONE homosexual on this planet who can count to three, that claim goes down the drain. Fuck you.
And it looks like you're the one who's stupid, because last time I checked, a woman can't give a man anal intercourse (unless she's wearing a dildo...), whereas another man can. And yet you claim that a woman can do everything for a man that a man can do (PLUS one more thing? Which would be...?)
And even if anything you said were true, it would in no way support that homosexuals are "sick perverted reprobated minded idiots". Being stupid and/or unable to do something that another group of people can do doesn't make them sick, perverted, or reprobated. And last time I checked, saying that it does is discrimination in this case, against the disabled, which I'm pretty sure all of North America finds disgusting.
But it doesn't matter, because homosexuals AREN'T disabled, nor are they stupid! Fuck you!
"They can't even count to three. "
Uh huh... you do know I'm a Math major, right?
"A woman can do everything for a man that another man can... "
Yeah, okay, now let's try saying that again after we find a biological woman who can do this with me...
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A woman can do everything for a man that another man can PLUS one more thing,
Um...y'know, there's this whole thing about the fact that I like to suck cock that seems to be missing from ArticleTen's thought process there. And I'd have a bit of trouble with my physics major if I couldn't count.
Stephen Fry has more intelligence in the toenail he cut off last week than a whole church full of fundie idiots. Just for starters.
Nice typo with the palin thing, though. Having that name and "stupid" in the same sentence made me roll on the floor with laughter.
One, two, three, four. Eins, zwei, drei, vier. Uno, dos, tres, cuatro.
See, I can count past three, and in three languages. Guess who's stupid now?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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