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Already Christians in many countries are being arrested for preaching what the Bible teaches concerning homosexual acts. In some cases, special tribunals have been set up to punish such individuals. In America, the machinery of tyranny is likewise being put into place.

The purpose of Homo-Fascist Watch is to act as a firebell in the night, alerting and reminding all lovers of true liberty bounded by God's immutable laws of the relentless advance of a form of fascism which tolerates every sort of sexual deviation but no deviation from the party line of a totalitarian, sexually perverse elite. It is not the intention of Pilgrims Covenant Church to provoke mindless hatred or violence against the sodomites. Hatred is a fearful master which destroys its subjects; and those who live by the sword will die by the sword. We urge you to pray for the sodomites with a compassionate heart that those who are not yet reprobate will become adopted into the family of God as forgiven, blood-washed followers of Jesus Christ. Pray for the sodomites, but do not underestimate the ferociousness of their commitment to crush all resistance to their cherished goals and do not neglect your duty to resist such an evil force.

Pastor Ralph Ovadal, Homo-Fascist Watch, Pilgrims Covenant Church 51 Comments [2/21/2010 7:32:40 AM]
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Sweet Fancy Moses

Please give me a definition of fascism, that would be superb.

Also, many straight men and women enjoy anal as well, it isn't a strictly homosexual act.

2/21/2010 7:34:54 AM

Smilodon

Arrests? Point me to a mainstream news source that's reporting this. What's that? This was pulled out of your ass?

2/21/2010 7:37:24 AM

D Laurier.

"Already Christians in many countries are being arrested for preaching what the Bible teaches concerning homosexual acts."
No, They are being arrested for attempting to whip up an angry mob to attack people who are different than themselves. The same laws are also applied to Muslims, Hindus, and everyone else.

2/21/2010 7:55:05 AM

WWWWolf

> The purpose of Homo-Fascist Watch is to act as a firebell in the night,

A mighty Tower of a powerful fortress, a veritable mighty Beacon expelling light in lands below, a trusty Soldier for good cause, an entity with steel-hard line, the Spear that vanquishes evil, an explosive Rocket aimed at misinformation...

2/21/2010 8:03:24 AM

Arctic Knight

"...God's immutable laws..."

God's lay used to say you can't eat shellfish or wear clothing made of mixed materials. That was a "different dispensation, you say?" So you god's laws are changeable then. Tell me then, how can a god who's laws are immutable* change his laws? You sound very confused to me.

*Immutable; –adjective
not mutable; unchangeable; changeless

2/21/2010 8:13:12 AM

Teb

You know, the actual meaning of fascism/communism is going to be completely lost the longer those words keep being used as generic labels for "ideals we don't think God/We agree with"

Didn't go to this site, but if their whole idea of getting involved is just "praying for our salvation" quiety amongst themselves----go for it. At least you'll be leaving everyone alone.

2/21/2010 8:19:03 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Pastor Ralph sucks off choir boys after church.

2/21/2010 8:20:58 AM



Yes, because, you see it all the time in the news.....................oh, I forgot, you don't.

2/21/2010 8:28:21 AM

John

It is not the intention of Pilgrims Covenant Church to provoke mindless hatred or violence against the sodomites.

I'm sure Sarah Palin said the same thing after her speech prompted her racist audience to start harassing a black cameraman. To incite a bunch of fascist nut-bags to harm others and then disingenuously claim it wasn't their intention is dishonest and irresponsible.

2/21/2010 8:33:23 AM

BobsOldSocks

"Already Christians in many countries are being arrested for preaching what the Bible teaches concerning homosexual acts. In some cases, special tribunals have been set up to punish such individuals."

Care to give examples? Or are you, as I strongly suspect, just lying? You religionist types seem addicted to it.

"It is not the intention of Pilgrims Covenant Church to provoke mindless hatred or violence against the sodomites."

Yet you use impassioned language and highly emotive and insulting rhetoric to make your case, such as it is. I think, at best, you're being disingenuous. You're a hate-filled man, Pastor, there's no denying it.

2/21/2010 8:55:48 AM

Blasphemina

I think you meant to say that Christians in many countries are enforcing laws which allow them to arrest and punish homosexuals, and they'd like to set up the same machinery of terror in the US.

2/21/2010 8:58:49 AM

Canadiest

Yeah, the pilgrims. Europeans that didn't know how to hunt or fish or trap. Were they all shoe or hat makers? Everyone that came after seemed to be able to do that and much more.

Good thing the Pilgrims make up a real small part of the immigration to America

2/21/2010 8:59:49 AM

aaa

Yawn. Mild stuff.

2/21/2010 9:36:00 AM

caustic gnostic

"It is not the intention of Pilgrims Covenant Church to provoke mindless hatred or violence against the sodomites."

Hey Ralph, you're a Calvinist. You provoke mindless hatred against everyone, including yourselves.

2/21/2010 10:03:20 AM

christopher

Look up Ake Green. His sermon, while disgusting, explicitly cautioned his parishioners not to show [in person] disrespect to homosexuals, much less attack them. He was still sentenced to a month in prison, and while the Swedish supreme court overturned his sentence, it did so not on the basis that the law had been misinterpreted, but on the basis that the law violated international agreements that Sweden is a party to.

The "special tribunals" bit is probably a reference to Canadian Human Rights Commission, which pretty goddamn scary and Orwellian, if you ask me. Those who are interested in learning more can go here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Human_Rights_Commission_free_speech_controversies

2/21/2010 10:06:32 AM

Papabear

I don't give a big rat's ass what the Bible teaches concerning homosexual acts. The Bible has no authority except within your Church communities. Leave the rest of us alone.

2/21/2010 10:17:53 AM

Headache

Sure, Christians gets arrested when they break the law, just like everyone else.

What you want is for Christians to be exempt from the laws you don't like but the world doesn't work that way.

2/21/2010 10:35:54 AM

Sisyphus

Who wants to bet that there were similar letters of outrage (perhaps letters to the editor) when the topic of abolition was raised?

2/21/2010 10:47:06 AM

Berny

You stupid fuckers have got no idea what the words you spout actually mean. I defy you to actually come up with documented evidence of someone being charged with a crime for preaching from the Bible that homosexuality is a sin.
For what it's worth, not everyone believes in your god or your Bible. Mercifully, some of those people came up with the Constitution and Bill of Rights.

2/21/2010 11:00:09 AM

louislois

The persecution complex is strong in this one.

2/21/2010 11:06:27 AM

Rallymodeller

Already Christians in many countries are being arrested for preaching what the Bible teaches concerning homosexual acts. In some cases, special tribunals have been set up to punish such individuals. In America, the machinery of tyranny is likewise being put into place.

The primary quote you Fundies use concerning homosexuality, Leviticus 20:13, says this: If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Okay, so you are angry that you cannot kill homosexuals. In that case,the "tribunals" you refer to are called "Criminal Courts", and the punishment is called "jail".

Oh no, you have to live by the same laws as the rest of us. Fucking deal with it.

2/21/2010 11:34:46 AM

I read about the afterlife

Mkay. Pastor, you really just need to remember to see a pyschiatrist about that paranoia streak of yours. There are countries in which Christians are being arrested, but it has nothing to do with homosexuality since homosexuals are arrested right there with them.

2/21/2010 11:42:31 AM



No, they're just trying to prevent lynch mobs from happening again and trying to actually live up to the whole idea of a country where all people can live in peace however they so choose (as long they're not interfering with the ability of others to do so).

2/21/2010 11:53:59 AM

Old Viking

You started too late. The fascists were booted from office in 2008.

2/21/2010 1:27:29 PM

christopher

@Virtually everyone who has posted after me:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ake_Green

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bibeltemplet

Read them. For fuck's sake people.


2/21/2010 1:36:23 PM
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