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First of all as former Police Officer I can attest I have seen the occult and Dungeons and dragons as connected issues. Also you can read in Romans chapter one verse 26 thru 28 and if you still believe in homosexuality as endorsed by the almighty God instead of being sick and vile why does God allow homosexuals to suffer within themselves that which they ( Gays and Lesbians) so richly deserve?

Clint Reep, VoyForums 25 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Condor

suffer within themselves? what the fuck are you talking about?

5/18/2008 12:17:41 PM

Joules

Given his beliefs and apparent low intelligence, I am relieved to see he is a former police officer.


5/18/2008 12:59:40 PM

apYrs

it's because fuckwits like this make life unbearable for any lesbian or gay that they can target, that "allow(s)homosexuals to suffer within themselves that which they ( Gays and Lesbians) so richly deserve" (sic)

5/18/2008 1:19:21 PM

Blue Lithium

The suffering I go through as a homosexual hasn't got anything to do with God it's got a lot to do with his followers though.

5/18/2008 5:59:50 PM

ID82

He's probably a former police officer because of stupid shit like this.

5/18/2008 7:25:15 PM

Darkloid_Blues

I'm not suffering within myself. Though I wish you people were suffering.

5/18/2008 8:42:05 PM

SSJPunk

...because being a former police officer makes you an expert on nonexistant D&D occult connections.

5/18/2008 9:35:57 PM

Nightboomfer

Ex-cop? I can only wonder what sort of action he's seen...

"Clint, we need backup!"
"What happened?"
"This group of nerds rented out the back room in a gaming store... they've got miniatures, funky dice, and character sheets."
"Oh dear God, it's just as I feared, they're channeling the OCCULT!"

5/19/2008 10:40:18 AM

VampireSlug

Okay, roll 3d6 for your homosexuality stats... If you're an Elf your racial modifier for gay is a +3.

5/19/2008 2:18:07 PM

Yog-Sothoth

Yea, because "OMG! I got a +5 bow!" is oh-so-very-occult.

5/19/2008 3:43:44 PM

Jack Bauer

Clint Reep...

C Reep...

CReep...

Right....

5/19/2008 3:51:50 PM



What the heck does homosexuality have to do with Dungeons and Dragons?

5/19/2008 9:20:35 PM

Liberal Chick

I agree, only the Savior can reconcile sinners and eternity

1/25/2010 6:49:22 PM

wintermute

Tell me, do you believe that Christians are persecuted? Let's try a little substitution...

"if you still believe in Christianity as endorsed by the almighty God instead of being sick and vile why does God allow Christians to suffer within themselves that which they (Christians) so richly deserve?"

Huh. I guess you were right...

5/5/2010 6:38:23 AM

GigaGuess

Hm...the moment I accepted my homosexuality, and stopped lying to myself, most of my inner turmoil stopped. It's the EXTERNAL suffering that people like you inflict on me that remains.

And former police officer, eh? Try and enact a few moments of OT justice, perhaps?

5/5/2010 7:45:42 AM

rw23

First of all, as a former roleplayer, I can attest that I have seen the occult and Dungeons & Dragons as unconnected issues.

One at most borrows some background from the other, yet neither represent actual reality. And I have no idea what any of that has to do with homosexuality.

5/5/2010 11:05:11 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Just what I need, more evidence that cops are idiots.

3/22/2012 11:27:40 AM

Filin De Blanc

Since when is it the job of the police to investigate the occult?

3/22/2012 12:58:37 PM

Canadiest

As a police officer you were trained to not connect playtime or pretend with actual facts. You were trained to seperate such things and get to the truth.

BTW. Here's a fact in American police records, F.B.I. andall, while some crimes carry the trappings of the occult (Mythical beliefs, ritualistic practices, ancient symbolism, divine punishment beliefs and delusions of God given justification) these crimes are very rare, occult symbolism often added to deflect blame to nonexistant forces or (and you fundies are gonna hate this) Christian indoctrination.

After all, only Christians believe in Satan and actual magical abilities. Name one occult practice, such as astrology, taroh card/fortunetelling,possesion, devine interferance or prophecy, and tell me it's not fundies who are not just believers in all but the only ones who believe in such shit.

3/22/2012 4:58:55 PM

mohammed

yes these infidels are correct..why do you adhere to what the Bible says? Maybe your are a part of the black crusaders hell bent on destroying the wolrd...

7/25/2012 8:22:52 PM



I have seen 4 children on a roller coaster disappear into another world where a small dwarfy figure know as Dungeonmaster rules.

7/25/2012 8:48:45 PM

Blue the Thief

"First of all as former Police Officer I can attest I have seen the occult and Dungeons and dragons as connected issues."

I'm guessing there's a reason for that.

7/25/2012 11:23:56 PM



If God thought that homosexuality was so sick and vile, oughtn't he to have spoken against it many times in the Bible. As it is now, it seems on the same level of badness as picking sticks on the Sabbath, or wearing clothes of mixed fabrics.

To my knowledge, the Bible doesn't even mention lesbians.

7/26/2012 12:18:07 AM

Ebon

ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

7/26/2012 6:51:05 PM

Filin De Blanc

I'm pretty sure it isn't the police's job to investigate the occult; this isn't Lost Girl.

7/26/2012 6:58:11 PM
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