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#1121313
LC
Why don't you?
2/19/2010 1:31:03 AM
#1121315
But YOU have to keep yours to say that contradictory bullshit. Congratulations.
2/19/2010 1:33:55 AM
#1121348
Nowonmai
The definition of irony is lost on you.
2/19/2010 2:01:29 AM
#1121349
Angua
So, exactly how are you posting comments on the interent without using these evil Satanic computers? Does God just magic your thought onto the internet without you having to get anywhere near a computer?
Somehow, I doubt it. I've never know God to magic anyones thoughts onto the internet, however, I've seen plenty of hypocrites, so I think it's more liekly that your simply a hypocrite.
Interesting . . . I didn't know Satan had software. Hmmm. . .
So the Devil controls computers and the internet now. Why do fundies always insist on giving credit for anything neat to Satan? It's always seemed rather conter-productive in my opinion.
2/19/2010 2:01:53 AM
#1121355
Dexter
Why don't you all trash your computers, go out and enjoy real life, nature, the bible, and Jesus?
I tried, but it was boring.
The Bible is your spiritual OS and you can register it
64 bit? Are there emulators available which can run my old software? Is it available on up-to-date hardware? Which compilers are available?
if you allow Jesus into your heart.
My firewall says no.
2/19/2010 2:06:39 AM
#1121365
Canadia
Computers use logic, the Bible does not.
It'd never work.
2/19/2010 2:13:36 AM
#1121373
Night Jaguar
"Mac, Linux, and Windows are spying on you and they're Satan's own software"
Everyone knows Windows came from Satan, but Mac and Linxus too?
"The Bible is your spiritual OS and you can register it if you allow Jesus into your heart."
I tried to find Jesus. All I got was this:
ERROR 404: Deity cannot be found.
Please try the following:
- Atheism
2/19/2010 2:18:15 AM
#1121386
Night Jaguar
Hi, it looks like you are trying to write a self-righteous screed. Would you like me to:
- Point out the hypocrisy of pontificating about the evils of computer while writing on a computer?
- Tell you that most people reading a freakin' news article don't want to be proselytized?
- Ignore how lame this: 'The Bible is your spiritual OS and you can register it if you allow Jesus into your heart' is?
2/19/2010 2:31:51 AM
#1121390
Swede
@ Dexter
"if you allow Jesus into your heart.
My firewall says no."
That made me laugh so hard, I now have tea in my nostrils. No pain, no gain, right?
2/19/2010 2:36:01 AM
#1121392
For the same reason YOU are not doing that. Try to be consistent.
2/19/2010 2:37:54 AM
#1121414
John_in_Oz
Worst extended metaphor ever.
2/19/2010 2:59:51 AM
#1121425
My favourite part of this is that they didn't mention BSD, whose very logo is a little devil.
2/19/2010 3:13:06 AM
#1121428
oop
My hardware is turning into software. I thought it was just age/booze but I can blame Satan for it now?
2/19/2010 3:15:11 AM
#1121430
Quantum Mechanic
Yes, only Solaris is the true OS.
2/19/2010 3:18:22 AM
#1121450
J. Random Lurker
Meh, I run different versions of BSD such as 4.3BSD-Reno and OpenBSD (not to mention OS X, and Linux, and Solaris). Given how BSD is known for its daemons (FreeBSD's logo is a cartoon demon), yes, this dude probably thinks that all Unix is satanic...
He'll also probably go nuts if he realises these commands can be typed in an old-school BSD prompt with the following results:
$ ar t God
ar: God does not exist.
$ ar r God
Creating God
...so there.
Edit: beaten to the punch with Solaris and BSD.
2/19/2010 3:43:14 AM
#1121456
aaa
Get a job, you luddite.
2/19/2010 3:53:43 AM
#1121472
anevilmeme
To be fair I always assumed Windows 98 and ME were the work of the fallen one.
2/19/2010 4:18:31 AM
#1121483
Kat
I bet you wonder why non-Christans tend to think of fundies like you as hypocritical.
2/19/2010 4:36:12 AM
#1121545
Percy Q. Shunn
Let me see if I can get this right:
god = floods, vengence, human sacrifice, incest, murder, war, famine, rape, plagues, racism, George W. Bush, ignorance, terrorism, slavery, disease, torment, torture, starvation, child abuse, crusades, etc.
satan = internet, computers, hollywood, education, alcohol, lust, knowledge, progress, Hannah Montana, etc.
You know, when you break it down, that fucker god seems to be a dick...
2/19/2010 5:36:05 AM
#1121558
Doctor Whom
I do enjoy real life and nature. I enjoy them enough to notice that they're inconsistent with the Bible and Jesus.
2/19/2010 6:03:01 AM
#1121572
Mister Spak
Why are you posting on satans internet?
2/19/2010 6:20:06 AM
#1121613
observiNG
Oh, yeah, Linux is definitely created by Satan himself. Steve Ballmer approves of this message :)
2/19/2010 6:59:19 AM
#1121616
TGRwulf
My irony meter just blew up in my face.
2/19/2010 7:00:25 AM
#1121621
iComix
What about BSD, Solaris, NeXtStep?
2/19/2010 7:03:42 AM
#1121639
Elia
You first, Taylor.
2/19/2010 7:16:09 AM
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