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Why don't you all trash your computers, go out and enjoy real life, nature, the bible, and Jesus?

All computers are spyware. Mac, Linux, and Windows are spying on you and they're Satan's own software. The Bible is your spiritual OS and you can register it if you allow Jesus into your heart.

Josh Taylor, The Inquirer 119 Comments [2/19/2010 1:29:27 AM]
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LC

Why don't you?

2/19/2010 1:31:03 AM



But YOU have to keep yours to say that contradictory bullshit. Congratulations.

2/19/2010 1:33:55 AM

Nowonmai

The definition of irony is lost on you.

2/19/2010 2:01:29 AM

Angua

So, exactly how are you posting comments on the interent without using these evil Satanic computers? Does God just magic your thought onto the internet without you having to get anywhere near a computer?

Somehow, I doubt it. I've never know God to magic anyones thoughts onto the internet, however, I've seen plenty of hypocrites, so I think it's more liekly that your simply a hypocrite.

Interesting . . . I didn't know Satan had software. Hmmm. . .

So the Devil controls computers and the internet now. Why do fundies always insist on giving credit for anything neat to Satan? It's always seemed rather conter-productive in my opinion.

2/19/2010 2:01:53 AM

Dexter

Why don't you all trash your computers, go out and enjoy real life, nature, the bible, and Jesus?

I tried, but it was boring.


The Bible is your spiritual OS and you can register it

64 bit? Are there emulators available which can run my old software? Is it available on up-to-date hardware? Which compilers are available?


if you allow Jesus into your heart.

My firewall says no.

2/19/2010 2:06:39 AM

Canadia

Computers use logic, the Bible does not.

It'd never work.

2/19/2010 2:13:36 AM

Night Jaguar

"Mac, Linux, and Windows are spying on you and they're Satan's own software"

Everyone knows Windows came from Satan, but Mac and Linxus too?

"The Bible is your spiritual OS and you can register it if you allow Jesus into your heart."

I tried to find Jesus. All I got was this:

ERROR 404: Deity cannot be found.

Please try the following:
- Atheism

2/19/2010 2:18:15 AM

Night Jaguar

Hi, it looks like you are trying to write a self-righteous screed. Would you like me to:

- Point out the hypocrisy of pontificating about the evils of computer while writing on a computer?

- Tell you that most people reading a freakin' news article don't want to be proselytized?

- Ignore how lame this: 'The Bible is your spiritual OS and you can register it if you allow Jesus into your heart' is?



2/19/2010 2:31:51 AM

Swede

@ Dexter
"if you allow Jesus into your heart.

My firewall says no."

That made me laugh so hard, I now have tea in my nostrils. No pain, no gain, right?

2/19/2010 2:36:01 AM



For the same reason YOU are not doing that. Try to be consistent.

2/19/2010 2:37:54 AM

John_in_Oz

Worst extended metaphor ever.

2/19/2010 2:59:51 AM



My favourite part of this is that they didn't mention BSD, whose very logo is a little devil.

2/19/2010 3:13:06 AM

oop

My hardware is turning into software. I thought it was just age/booze but I can blame Satan for it now?

2/19/2010 3:15:11 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Yes, only Solaris is the true OS.

2/19/2010 3:18:22 AM

J. Random Lurker

Meh, I run different versions of BSD such as 4.3BSD-Reno and OpenBSD (not to mention OS X, and Linux, and Solaris). Given how BSD is known for its daemons (FreeBSD's logo is a cartoon demon), yes, this dude probably thinks that all Unix is satanic...

He'll also probably go nuts if he realises these commands can be typed in an old-school BSD prompt with the following results:

$ ar t God
ar: God does not exist.

$ ar r God
Creating God

...so there.

Edit: beaten to the punch with Solaris and BSD.

2/19/2010 3:43:14 AM

aaa

Get a job, you luddite.

2/19/2010 3:53:43 AM

anevilmeme

To be fair I always assumed Windows 98 and ME were the work of the fallen one.

2/19/2010 4:18:31 AM

Kat

I bet you wonder why non-Christans tend to think of fundies like you as hypocritical.

2/19/2010 4:36:12 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

Let me see if I can get this right:

god = floods, vengence, human sacrifice, incest, murder, war, famine, rape, plagues, racism, George W. Bush, ignorance, terrorism, slavery, disease, torment, torture, starvation, child abuse, crusades, etc.

satan = internet, computers, hollywood, education, alcohol, lust, knowledge, progress, Hannah Montana, etc.

You know, when you break it down, that fucker god seems to be a dick...

2/19/2010 5:36:05 AM

Doctor Whom

I do enjoy real life and nature. I enjoy them enough to notice that they're inconsistent with the Bible and Jesus.

2/19/2010 6:03:01 AM

Mister Spak

Why are you posting on satans internet?

2/19/2010 6:20:06 AM

observiNG

Oh, yeah, Linux is definitely created by Satan himself. Steve Ballmer approves of this message :)

2/19/2010 6:59:19 AM

TGRwulf

My irony meter just blew up in my face.

2/19/2010 7:00:25 AM

iComix

What about BSD, Solaris, NeXtStep?

2/19/2010 7:03:42 AM

Elia

You first, Taylor.

2/19/2010 7:16:09 AM
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