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I am not lying or exaggerating to you when I tell you what I have already said on here before.

I HAVE eye-witnessed a "near amputee" style healing from no more than about 2 feet away. I watched the leg GROW OUT by several inches through prayer in the name of Jesus, with no possibility of a hoax, in a small gathering, I'd say sometime around 1993. This leg had been injured decades earlier in an automobile crash, and he had a noticeable, obvious limp with the injured leg being several inches shorter than the healthy, due to the bone and tissue damage.

Quantum_Conundrum, Physforum 71 Comments [2/20/2010 3:22:31 PM]
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#1122644
Rat of Steel

(Rumpshaker slim)
"(...) and then the three of us went cruising around in Jesus' sweet Camaro (...)"

Ding-a-ding-dang my dang-a-long-ling-long! Jesus built my hot rod!

2/21/2010 12:37:25 AM
#1122657
Dr. Killjoy

Somehow, I don't think you saw what you think you saw.

2/21/2010 2:11:52 AM
#1122712


Enough with "Pics or it didn't happen". Even with video, this stuff is too easy to fake. It's therefore no more trustworthy than this guy's say-so.

2/21/2010 5:41:55 AM
#1122721


guy stretches leg out: "HIS LEG JUST GREW!!!

2/21/2010 5:54:05 AM
#1122781


A near amputtee. However, you never saw a total amputee with evidence.

2/21/2010 8:45:02 AM
#1122846
youraftermyrobotbee

... dropping acid for Jeebus?

2/21/2010 9:58:21 AM
#1122998
Durandal

This sounds like something out of a David Cronenberg movie. And it is hilarious to think about the special effects they would use for something like this.

2/21/2010 12:14:12 PM
#1123155
Adam

sometime around 1993?? I can remember to the day events that were less important than witnessing this event would be. And I would have certainly taken note of the person's name!

2/21/2010 3:03:57 PM
#1123355
Giveitaday

I am not lying or exaggerating to you when I tell you what I have already said on here before.

So you aren't lying about having told this lie before?

I HAVE eye-witnessed a "near amputee" style healing from no more than about 2 feet away

So which is it? Are you Lying for Jesus, or are you an acid casualty in the throes of a flashback?

I watched the leg GROW OUT by several inches through prayer in the name of Jesus,

So why is it always fundies going on and on about how they witness an amputee's limb miraculously grow back? Why are there no former amputees giving testimony about how jesus magiced the missing limb back into existence? You can say you saw this happen from sun up to sun down and not be a bit more credibale than some yahoo trippin' on PCP saying that he saw a pile of cow shit get up and dance the fandango.

with no possibility of a hoax,

Because it not possible for someone to pull one over on you, right? Tsk, tsk, tsk... Pride goeth before a fall ....

in a small gathering

because small gatherings are oh-so hard to fool, right......

2/21/2010 8:45:53 PM
#1123373
Horsefeathers

Well, I'm convinced. Then gain, I'm always convinced by anonymous postings on the internet of highly improbable happenings witnessed under dubious circumstances by unqualified observers.

2/21/2010 9:13:39 PM
#1123519
Rumpleforeskin

Stop fucking lying for Jesus you shitheads. You guys are such fucking scumbags it makes me want to wretch... >:(

2/22/2010 5:00:33 AM
#1123879
Doubting Thomas

That's one of the oldest faith healing scams ever. It's easy to walk with a limp, and then make it appear that your leg is growing.

2/22/2010 4:04:23 PM
#1123907
Jezeus

Do I have to say it...?

it's already been said... 60 times

2/22/2010 4:46:23 PM
#1123912
GigaGuess

Yeah, I saw this happen with my sister. Her hip was out of alignment after a riding accident. Chiropracter popped it cak into place, and BOOM! Miracle leg growing a few inches. Nice try.

2/22/2010 4:52:35 PM
#1124001
truthinscience

You do realize that the appendage in the middle is not a leg, right?

2/22/2010 10:46:48 PM
#1125217
ecoline

"Pardon my ignorance, but what constitutes near-amputation? "

Nearly Headless Nick style amputation? You know, limb still hanging on by mere millimeters of flesh?

2/24/2010 7:12:01 AM
#1125322
FSMpirate

You aren't supposed to go that close to the televison screen. Bad for the eyes.

Also: BULLSHIT!!

Proof, please!

2/24/2010 8:42:35 AM
#1126295


You're lying.

2/26/2010 1:48:27 AM
#1369849
Karana

Video, pics, and doctors testimony or it didn't happen.

1/28/2012 11:14:13 AM
#1370100
Justanotheratheist

Sure, and I have eye-witnessed a group of polar bears in the Sahara desert singing "Amazing Grace" in Russian.

1/29/2012 12:36:06 AM
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JW

My invisible unicorn pet told me that you are lying.

1/25/2013 5:55:06 AM
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