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IT IS AMERICA'S CHRISTIAN DUTY TO SUPPORT ISRAEL IN PALESTINE FOR ITS RIGHT TO EXIST. HOWEVER, MAN'S POLITICS WILL NOT BRING PEACE TO THE HOLY LAND. ONLY WHEN ALL THE JEWS AND MUSLIMS THERE HAVE BEEN CONVERTED TO CHRISTIANITY WILL THERE BE PEACE IN JERUSALEM! THE US GOV'T SHOULD BE WORKING TO CHRISTIANIZE ALL THESE WARRING JEWS AND MUSLIMS IN PALESTINE TO BRING LASTING PEACE THERE.

MR. TOMATOE HEAD, Biblical Pitfalls 7 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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Gjervan

Usually, I see racists that is either anti-semites ("exterminate the Jews, so the Muslims don't have to come to us to make troubles") or islamophobes ("kill the Muhammedans, and let the Israelis get their oil"), but I have never seen it combined, atleast not in such an equal way.

2/8/2008 6:21:19 PM

Caustic Gnostic

One problem with that: you might, just conceivably, convert some of them to Xianity, but they will never be white 'Merkin Xians, who as everyone knows, are the one and only true tribe of Jebus.

2/8/2008 7:14:09 PM

Father Heathen

A better path to peace would be to irradicate all three of the abrahamic religions through education and critical thinking.

2/9/2008 3:25:40 AM

Tormentor of Religion

ATTEMPTING TO CHRISTIANIZE JEWS AND MUSLIMS WILL ONLY PISS THEM BOTH OFF AND MAKE THEM HATE YOU IDIOTS EVEN MOAR!
That's better...

3/26/2009 2:28:47 PM

Often Partisan

He's got a point. It might achieve the two sides putting aside their differences and turning on the Christian fundies...XD

6/24/2012 3:54:34 PM



Oh yes, just look at the peaceful Northen Ireland.

Why should they be converted to Christianity? Why not convert Jews and Christians to Islam, or Christians and Muslims to Judaism? Or just agree that religion is medieval superstition.

6/25/2012 3:16:57 AM

Justanotheratheist

I'm sure that the US Government will be taking advice on global matters from someone who can't even spell "tomato" correctly.

6/26/2012 11:01:23 PM
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