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The very first human intercourse was a rape, women have a hymen. Every intercourse after that is still a "rape" because women still have hymens. Women are not supposed to be poked by men, they were all lesbians until one day a freak of nature was born and he got saddled with "God". All men are women first when they develop in the womb, they just have overgrown clits. Female ejaculation contains trace amounts of semen and that's how the ancient female reproductive system reproduced before men "raped" them.

In essence, all sex is rape. Am I going to complain? No, I have a gun to shoot down any "rapist" that enters my home.

Bricktop, AWE 122 Comments [2/19/2010 1:56:51 AM]
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Submitted By: ixolite
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Ok, in that case, it would be rape ONLY THE FIRST TIME. Besides, what about those women who are either born without it or just is broken by non-sexual means?. As usual I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA, I just thought it was cool.

2/19/2010 2:02:34 AM



I smell a troll.

2/19/2010 2:09:23 AM

Neserit

Wrong on so many levels. Not all women are born with hymens. They hymen can also be easily broken by riding a horse, a bicycle, or even falling. What does having a hymen have to do with rape? Most women who have been raped no longer have hymens.
If all men started out as women in the womb and a penis is just an overgrown clit, then--by what you said--they're women to and WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
On second thought, you're just an ignorant buffoon with no comprehension of biology or actual thought. No sense in explaining.

2/19/2010 2:10:43 AM

Canadia

What in the name of sweet titty-fucking pogo-stick riding zombie raptor cyborg Jesus!?!

2/19/2010 2:11:42 AM



Wait, are you telling me that women who are no longer virgins are never raped?. WTF?

2/19/2010 2:35:49 AM

John_in_Oz

Except for the fact men and women are genetically different from each other from conception. Men having that Y chromosome thing. Crazy as you are, at least you're not as stupid as the feminist who proclaimed men are female until 6 weeks after birth.

2/19/2010 2:52:00 AM

agentCDE

Whaaaaat?

2/19/2010 3:00:10 AM

Zimmer

I think any quote from AWE should be taken with a grain of salt.

2/19/2010 3:05:07 AM

Orestes

Hopefully this is a troll, but I am positive there is at least a few radical feminist that seriously believes something akin to this.

These people really are no better than the Cro-Magnon, brofist misogynist types they are so adamant to ridicule.

2/19/2010 3:27:47 AM

BobsOldSocks

"The very first human intercourse was a rape, women have a hymen."

Non sequitur.

"Every intercourse after that is still a "rape" because women still have hymens."

Non sequitur

"Women are not supposed to be poked by men..."

The vagina has two functions, to allow a penis, and therefore sperm, in and a baby out.

"...they were all lesbians until one day a freak of nature was born and he got saddled with "God"."

No.

"All men are women first when they develop in the womb, they just have overgrown clits."

No. All foetuses have indeterminate primary sexual characteristics up until hormones begin to "fix" the sex of the foetus.

"Female ejaculation contains trace amounts of semen..."

No. If yours does you probably should see a doctor.

"...and that's how the ancient female reproductive system reproduced before men "raped" them."

No. Males and females evolved together to reproduce.

"In essence, all sex is rape."

No. You're just a misandrist.

2/19/2010 4:05:29 AM

macavitykitsune

I'd say Word Salad, but it's pretty coherent, for making no fucking sense whatever. I'll settle for LOL WAT.

2/19/2010 4:08:29 AM

LDM

That whole thread is so full of fail, I actually lost IQ points reading it.

2/19/2010 4:11:53 AM

anevilmeme

Cool, we've discovered a new kind of fundie.

2/19/2010 4:15:31 AM

aaa

I suspect a troll. Nobody can be this retarded and be alive at the same time.

2/19/2010 4:44:39 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

lolwut

2/19/2010 5:18:33 AM

oop

Bricktop, meet Coby at Love-shy.com.
Coby, meet Bricktop at AWE.

2/19/2010 5:21:52 AM

louislois


2/19/2010 5:22:01 AM

Anna Ghislaine

Where do the "trace amounts of semen" come from? Women have no testes to manufacture sperms. If that were true, why do we never hear of lesbian couples getting pregnant without the aid of a male third party or IVF?

2/19/2010 5:29:16 AM

clockworkgirl21

Poe, I believe.

But I don't see one "fact" here that is correct.

2/19/2010 5:51:47 AM

Dr. Gus

This can´t be serious, right? RIGHT?
Then again, I have read so many crazy stupid shit from people that I woulndn´t be very suprised.

2/19/2010 5:54:47 AM



"Where do the "trace amounts of semen" come from? Women have no testes to manufacture sperms. If that were true, why do we never hear of lesbian couples getting pregnant without the aid of a male third party or IVF?"

The fulid produced by female ejaculation is the same as part of what goes into semen (as in the fluid made by the prostrate, not the sperm from the testicles) so the poster is partly right, but misses the point entirely >_<

2/19/2010 6:08:00 AM

Mister Spak

wat

2/19/2010 6:19:26 AM

Doctor Whom

We need a corollary to Poe's law to cover old-school political correctness. Back in the day, I knew people who were almost this loopy.

2/19/2010 6:26:05 AM



I'm going with troll on this one.

2/19/2010 6:35:38 AM

Elia

Is this a troll trying to sound like a radical feminist with a chip on her shoulder the size of Montana? That's about all I could make of this mishmash.

2/19/2010 6:58:16 AM
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