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The very first human intercourse was a rape, women have a hymen. Every intercourse after that is still a "rape" because women still have hymens. Women are not supposed to be poked by men, they were all lesbians until one day a freak of nature was born and he got saddled with "God". All men are women first when they develop in the womb, they just have overgrown clits. Female ejaculation contains trace amounts of semen and that's how the ancient female reproductive system reproduced before men "raped" them.

In essence, all sex is rape. Am I going to complain? No, I have a gun to shoot down any "rapist" that enters my home.

Bricktop, AWE 122 Comments [2/19/2010 1:56:51 AM]
Fundie Index: 253
Submitted By: ixolite
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iComix

I swear, this one was posted already...

2/19/2010 7:03:05 AM

max

WTF?

2/19/2010 7:16:38 AM

gaijinlaw

I say not troll. This isn't very far afield from some of Andrea Dworkin's writings.

Also, oop (#1121534) FTSuperDuperUltraMegaBonusW!

2/19/2010 7:21:13 AM

GigaGuess

Argues With Trolls, keep moving, everyone, nothing to see here.

2/19/2010 7:21:22 AM

Musicalbookworm

Put down the crack pipe.

2/19/2010 7:24:41 AM

Murdin

People, please stop submitting quotes from Troll with Everyone. Admins, please stop accepting quotes from Troll with Everyone.

Or better yet, let's open another site called TSTDT, for Trolls Say The Darndest Things, so that we can laugh at all those funny but obvious but funny Poes.

2/19/2010 8:59:02 AM

Misty

WTF?

2/19/2010 9:07:22 AM

Vrresto

Obviously a troll. Read the rest of the thread. Might as well be 4chan.

2/19/2010 9:24:28 AM

Ajax

A lesbian feminist separatist fundie?

Didnt expect that.

2/19/2010 9:42:17 AM

Doubting Thomas

Gotta be a troll. Just gotta be.

But good luck trying to convict someone of rape on that "evidence."

"No, I have a gun to shoot down any 'rapist' that enters my home."

So don't complain when you die old & lonely and your best sex partner ever was your Vibe-O-matic 3000.

2/19/2010 10:18:16 AM

Sophie

What the hell?

Bricktop has some serious issues with men, and mankind in general, I would venture.

Btw, a lot of lesbian lovin' involves poking, as do basically all sexual relations regardless of the genders involved, which throws your hymen theory out of the window.

2/19/2010 10:33:44 AM

Mat

Virgin says what now?

2/19/2010 10:49:43 AM

myheadhurts

I don't think so.

2/19/2010 11:04:47 AM

Berny

This is incredibly stupid but it isn't fundie (unless you can be fundamentalist feminist). Her point of view certainly is extreme, and I have heard it from some delusional feminists, but it isn't backed up by evolutionary science. While hermaphroditic animals capable of self-fertilization existed (and still exist), none were ever advanced mammals. Never mind remotely human.

2/19/2010 11:05:11 AM

Sisyphus

Having experienced both rape and consensual intercourse: you, my dear, are an idiot. Buy yourself a rabbit and get over yourself.

2/19/2010 11:10:54 AM



WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

2/19/2010 11:14:19 AM

Skyknight

I'm pretty sure a hymen would get in the way of childbirth...

2/19/2010 11:21:06 AM



...what? So you're saying the first time I used a tampon I raped myself? And by the way, women don't produce semen at all. We don't have testicals for that.

2/19/2010 11:30:22 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Rape isn't fucking a virgin, it's fucking ANYONE without their consent.

Feminazism is not helping the feminist cause.

2/19/2010 12:18:06 PM

Reckoner

What.the.fuck???

2/19/2010 12:34:03 PM

Exasperated

What the hell did I just read?

2/19/2010 12:57:06 PM

tracer

Ooh, an Andrea Dworkin fundie!

We don't get a lot of those around here.

2/19/2010 1:28:13 PM

Antichrist

Uh.... if there was this great culture of lesbians running around, where did the babies come from? Human sexuality just doesn't work that way.

And again, another fundie who doesn't understand the word CONSENT.

2/19/2010 1:33:09 PM

Turtle

@BobsOldSocks

You forgot peeing.

2/19/2010 2:01:37 PM

breakerslion

That's all very interesting, but since the assignment was, "Compare and contrast Socialist and Communist forms of government", ... "F"

2/19/2010 2:18:24 PM
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