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The very first human intercourse was a rape, women have a hymen. Every intercourse after that is still a "rape" because women still have hymens. Women are not supposed to be poked by men, they were all lesbians until one day a freak of nature was born and he got saddled with "God". All men are women first when they develop in the womb, they just have overgrown clits. Female ejaculation contains trace amounts of semen and that's how the ancient female reproductive system reproduced before men "raped" them.

In essence, all sex is rape. Am I going to complain? No, I have a gun to shoot down any "rapist" that enters my home.

Bricktop, AWE 119 Comments [2/19/2010 1:56:51 AM]
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Submitted By: ixolite
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#1122004
Old Viking

A gem of biological clarity.

2/19/2010 2:37:32 PM

#1122007


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2/19/2010 2:43:03 PM

#1122024
dingo

What the crap is this shit?

2/19/2010 3:05:00 PM

#1122032
gotpwnt

'Women are not supposed to be poked by men, they were all lesbians until one day a freak of nature was born and he got saddled with "God".'

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Attention idiots, this is a troll.

2/19/2010 3:13:33 PM

#1122048
HeathenAngel

WOW... ummmm that's a scary individual right there.

Thanks for showing that fundies come in all sizes, shapes, colors and flavors.

2/19/2010 3:22:45 PM

#1122055
Zeus Almighty

I feel like my brain was raped from reading this crazy shit.

2/19/2010 3:30:05 PM

#1122072
WMDKitty

What. The. Fuck?!

Just... what the fuck?!

2/19/2010 4:07:30 PM

#1122085
christopher

@Turtle: The urethral opening is part of the vulva, but not the vagina. Learn to anatomy.

2/19/2010 5:01:34 PM

#1122138
refuter of fundy vermin

Pure, unadulterated, unscientific & ILLEGAL rubbish. Get a brain, Bricktop.

2/19/2010 7:54:43 PM

#1122140
buff114

OMFG!

2/19/2010 7:57:28 PM

#1122155
Hive

You don't understand female anatomy. Most women's hymens—now called a corona—are worn away by the time they're in their early 20s/late teens, due to menses, using tampons, physical activity, masturbation (yes, women do it too), etc.

It's NOT an indicator of a woman having sex or not having sex.

2/19/2010 8:51:52 PM

#1122164
Panz

what the FUCK is this bullshit?

2/19/2010 9:25:33 PM

#1122171
katie5000

Wow. Feminist, much? :/

EDIT: Okay, it's a troll. Ha ha. It's probably still indicative of somebody's beliefs somewhere, though.

2/19/2010 9:49:23 PM

#1122183
Potentate Argyros

I actually liked where he was going with this at first

2/19/2010 11:13:52 PM

#1122206
Tolpuddle Martyr

Hey its Bricktop, anyone got some hungry pigs to shut him up?

2/20/2010 12:48:36 AM

#1122222
Murdin

For those who don't believe this is a Poe, despite, y'know, TROLL WITH EVERYONE. Look at Bricktop's other answers in the same topic. This is some degrees of craziness higher than anything Dworkin ever said or wrote... and that's saying something.

2/20/2010 2:30:37 AM

#1122240
IrishSoldierLaddie

I usually reply to this sort of thing with a single 'X does not work that way'.

But in this case, I'll have to bring out the big guns:
Biology does not work that way.
Law does not work that way.
Rape does not work that way.
Logic does not work that way.

2/20/2010 4:20:47 AM

#1122247
Princess Rot

What the fuck?

2/20/2010 5:17:15 AM

#1122267
The L

This is....wow.

I love how she apparently assumes that humans reproduce by parthenogenesis, that hymens ONLY break through intercourse, and that women have testicles (because that's the only way semen can be produced).

Also, while the embryonic genitals are fairly unisex, men don't have vaginas. It takes about 2 seconds to disprove the idea of men "being women," and not much longer to prove that women don't produce sperm.

2/20/2010 7:04:47 AM

#1122282
Night Jaguar

WTF?!?!?!?!?!??!???????????????????

2/20/2010 7:38:08 AM

#1122323


As a lesbian who has broken another woman's hymen with her fingers, I'm more than a bit irritated to see that this poster considers any breaking of the hymen to be directly equivalent with rape.

I certainly didn't rape her, nor did we magically reproduce due to the supposed sperm released during our orgasms.

2/20/2010 9:50:08 AM

#1122369
suomynona

This is so hilarious I can't even begin to describe it.

2/20/2010 2:01:16 PM

#1122375
atrasicarius


2/20/2010 3:01:15 PM

#1122379
Zodiac

This isn't even a fundamentalist. This is just plain disgusting.

2/20/2010 3:10:40 PM

#1122478
I read about the afterlife

Uh, what the fuck? Someone missed out on a few classes of biology and general history...

2/20/2010 6:33:21 PM
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