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The very first human intercourse was a rape, women have a hymen. Every intercourse after that is still a "rape" because women still have hymens. Women are not supposed to be poked by men, they were all lesbians until one day a freak of nature was born and he got saddled with "God". All men are women first when they develop in the womb, they just have overgrown clits. Female ejaculation contains trace amounts of semen and that's how the ancient female reproductive system reproduced before men "raped" them.

In essence, all sex is rape. Am I going to complain? No, I have a gun to shoot down any "rapist" that enters my home.

Bricktop, AWE 122 Comments [2/19/2010 1:56:51 AM]
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Submitted By: ixolite
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Old Viking

A gem of biological clarity.

2/19/2010 2:37:32 PM



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2/19/2010 2:43:03 PM

dingo

What the crap is this shit?

2/19/2010 3:05:00 PM

gotpwnt

'Women are not supposed to be poked by men, they were all lesbians until one day a freak of nature was born and he got saddled with "God".'

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Attention idiots, this is a troll.

2/19/2010 3:13:33 PM

HeathenAngel

WOW... ummmm that's a scary individual right there.

Thanks for showing that fundies come in all sizes, shapes, colors and flavors.

2/19/2010 3:22:45 PM

Zeus Almighty

I feel like my brain was raped from reading this crazy shit.

2/19/2010 3:30:05 PM

WMDKitty

What. The. Fuck?!

Just... what the fuck?!

2/19/2010 4:07:30 PM

christopher

@Turtle: The urethral opening is part of the vulva, but not the vagina. Learn to anatomy.

2/19/2010 5:01:34 PM

refuter of fundy vermin

Pure, unadulterated, unscientific & ILLEGAL rubbish. Get a brain, Bricktop.

2/19/2010 7:54:43 PM

buff114

OMFG!

2/19/2010 7:57:28 PM

Hive

You don't understand female anatomy. Most women's hymens—now called a corona—are worn away by the time they're in their early 20s/late teens, due to menses, using tampons, physical activity, masturbation (yes, women do it too), etc.

It's NOT an indicator of a woman having sex or not having sex.

2/19/2010 8:51:52 PM

Panz

what the FUCK is this bullshit?

2/19/2010 9:25:33 PM

katie5000

Wow. Feminist, much? :/

EDIT: Okay, it's a troll. Ha ha. It's probably still indicative of somebody's beliefs somewhere, though.

2/19/2010 9:49:23 PM

Potentate Argyros

I actually liked where he was going with this at first

2/19/2010 11:13:52 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Hey its Bricktop, anyone got some hungry pigs to shut him up?

2/20/2010 12:48:36 AM

Murdin

For those who don't believe this is a Poe, despite, y'know, TROLL WITH EVERYONE. Look at Bricktop's other answers in the same topic. This is some degrees of craziness higher than anything Dworkin ever said or wrote... and that's saying something.

2/20/2010 2:30:37 AM

IrishSoldierLaddie

I usually reply to this sort of thing with a single 'X does not work that way'.

But in this case, I'll have to bring out the big guns:
Biology does not work that way.
Law does not work that way.
Rape does not work that way.
Logic does not work that way.

2/20/2010 4:20:47 AM

Princess Rot

What the fuck?

2/20/2010 5:17:15 AM

The L

This is....wow.

I love how she apparently assumes that humans reproduce by parthenogenesis, that hymens ONLY break through intercourse, and that women have testicles (because that's the only way semen can be produced).

Also, while the embryonic genitals are fairly unisex, men don't have vaginas. It takes about 2 seconds to disprove the idea of men "being women," and not much longer to prove that women don't produce sperm.

2/20/2010 7:04:47 AM

Night Jaguar

WTF?!?!?!?!?!??!???????????????????

2/20/2010 7:38:08 AM



As a lesbian who has broken another woman's hymen with her fingers, I'm more than a bit irritated to see that this poster considers any breaking of the hymen to be directly equivalent with rape.

I certainly didn't rape her, nor did we magically reproduce due to the supposed sperm released during our orgasms.

2/20/2010 9:50:08 AM

suomynona

This is so hilarious I can't even begin to describe it.

2/20/2010 2:01:16 PM

atrasicarius


2/20/2010 3:01:15 PM

Zodiac

This isn't even a fundamentalist. This is just plain disgusting.

2/20/2010 3:10:40 PM

I read about the afterlife

Uh, what the fuck? Someone missed out on a few classes of biology and general history...

2/20/2010 6:33:21 PM
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