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The very first human intercourse was a rape, women have a hymen. Every intercourse after that is still a "rape" because women still have hymens. Women are not supposed to be poked by men, they were all lesbians until one day a freak of nature was born and he got saddled with "God". All men are women first when they develop in the womb, they just have overgrown clits. Female ejaculation contains trace amounts of semen and that's how the ancient female reproductive system reproduced before men "raped" them.

In essence, all sex is rape. Am I going to complain? No, I have a gun to shoot down any "rapist" that enters my home.

Bricktop, AWE 122 Comments [2/19/2010 1:56:51 AM]
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Submitted By: ixolite
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Natalie

*sigh* This is why when I describe myself as a "feminist" people back away slowly. We're not crazy, we just want to be viewed as equal. This poster is crazy, and ruining the word "feminist"

2/20/2010 7:43:07 PM

nazani14

not fundie

2/20/2010 8:56:32 PM



WTF'ing this, because it just does not make sense!

2/20/2010 11:04:49 PM

Murdin

Yay, another troll in the Top 100 :/

2/21/2010 12:57:48 AM

Witty Name Here

This is a blatant troll. I seem to remember a time when the FSTDT comments sections weren't this bleeding gullible. Maybe I'm wrong.

2/23/2010 8:43:22 AM

ecoline

WUT. NO.

2/24/2010 6:30:41 AM



This is what happens when you stop teaching science, history, and sex education. Thank you fundies.

2/26/2010 1:49:34 AM

NoriMori

Srsly, wtf.

This post is not only idiotic, it's disrespectful. It implies that rape is only defined by whether or not the hymen is broken, when in fact that has nothing to do with the definition of rape. The definition of rape is when someone is forced against their will into sexual relations. Unless that is happening, I'm afraid you don't have a rape, hymen or not. Holy crap.

2/26/2010 5:20:09 PM

NoriMori

Srsly, wtf.

This post is not only idiotic, it's disrespectful. It implies that rape is only defined by whether or not the hymen is broken, when in fact that has nothing to do with the definition of rape. The definition of rape is when someone is forced against their will into sexual relations. Unless that is happening, I'm afraid you don't have a rape, hymen or not. Holy crap.

2/26/2010 5:26:51 PM

shockmeshockmeshockmewiththatdeviantbehavior

#1121362
Canadia

What in the name of sweet titty-fucking pogo-stick riding zombie raptor cyborg Jesus!?!


AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *LAUGHS SO HARD I NEARLY PISS MYSELF!!* LMFAOROFLLOLZZZZ XD XD XD XD

This was my reaction as well... :P

2/28/2010 1:35:49 PM

shockmeshockmeshockmewiththatdeviantbehavior

*blinks*... O.O

wha?....

2/28/2010 1:49:58 PM

lisamariefan

...what...the...fuck...

3/16/2010 3:11:19 PM



Okay!

3/25/2010 12:49:38 PM

minaharker

Again, I'm speechless!

5/8/2010 2:02:25 PM



...the fuck?

5/22/2010 9:42:16 AM

Amadaun

@ turtle: Women...don't pee...with their vaginas....ew. It isn't an 'innie' penis. There is a separate hole for that, connected to the urethra, just like there are two apertures in the end of the penis, not actually related but for some reason wired together. Having never peed with a penis, let alone done anything else, I couldn't say whether you can feel the different-hole phenomenon, but I certainly can.

http://www.gonorrhea-symptoms.info/gonorrhoea/images/STD_women2.jpg, if you need a diagram. Don't worry, despite the address there's no gonorrhea, just a line drawing.

Sorry to clutter up a discussion of whether feminazi is a troll with that, but could not believe that in a list of comments full of clarification about the hymen, that had gone unaddressed. The vagina is for sex, childbirth, and PEEING? No. Let's go for 'hiding stuff up in prison' and I'll give you five out of ten.

Just goes to show that it's easy to be ignorant about the female body, I guess.

If not a troll, or if accepted as representative of the definitely-real thing the troll would be mocking, must be said that I have much more sympathy for the fear behind this one than normal fundie fear. The representation of men as naturally rapacious and sex with man as horrible identity-destroying violation is pervasive and convincing, especially when it's not trying to be scary at all. /Especially/ when depicted positively or with relish. Add the regularity with which a dick-shy woman is likely to be told that the thing she fears is natural and correct and she should get used to her position in the transaction and stop being a little girl, and the temptation to lash out by redefining reality is considerable.

Still crazy and speckled with hate, and she did relegate men to a lesser class of being and appropriate the serious topic of rape, so even if she's for real she has trespassed propriety, but the sense of threat has a lot of legit backup. It's not just "oh noes, I lose my right to oppress" territory.

5/29/2010 2:37:29 AM

Anon-e-moose

"The very first human intercourse was a rape"

[citation needed]

Unless both parties consented to it. So there's your 'rape' apologetic gone down the swannee.

'Rape'. 'Consent'. Learn the difference. It could save your life.

5/29/2010 7:07:36 AM

J.B.

I kinda hate myself for this, but I must admit I agree a little.

7/6/2010 4:19:54 PM

Nowonmai

The breaking of the hymen through intercourse isn't rape if both persons are willing. Also, the hymen can break for other reasons (heavy physical labor, accidents).

Women don't have 'female ejaculation', that myth was fully debunked.

And the rest of this crap.. get help soon, ok?

7/6/2010 4:53:31 PM

Se7enSages

Either this is troll, or a random redneck found his way to a local library and got on the internet. Either way...

8/10/2010 3:56:08 PM

David F Mayer

Simply unbelievable ignorance. Poe or idiot? You decide.

9/1/2010 8:05:46 PM

Neith

Huh?

9/2/2010 12:26:25 AM

Justanotheratheist

If not troll, then the biggest tosser on the Internet.

9/2/2010 2:32:34 AM

ThisTroper

You know what? I'm not going to insult her. Why? First, it's nice to see a non-religious nutjob. Second, she plans to kill people. I like corpses. Third, she's a lesbian. Just the mental images alone are good enough.

9/9/2010 12:46:46 AM

ted

no way. I call Poe on this one

9/9/2010 11:35:52 PM
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