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[In answer to a question as to why there are no water stains in cave walls if there was a global flood]

It's likely the sea stains were erased just after the Tower of Babel. Sea stains are a form of language and it would have been confounded like everything else.

how are they considered language? well they convey meaning and anything (that is everything) conveys meaning in the universe. So it really does not matter if you do the research or not, if sea stains aren't found it's due to CONFOUNDATION not because they were never there.

biblethumping, FRDB 82 Comments [2/19/2010 2:16:30 AM]
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POE. That, or mankind is certainly doomed.

2/19/2010 2:19:19 AM

Rumpleforeskin

That makes no sense whatsoever... Why do they insist on making up their own versions of history and definitions of terms? I mean, it's not like you'd find many other people espousing this crap.

2/19/2010 2:29:57 AM



Can you speak Seastainish?. I wonder.

2/19/2010 2:36:33 AM

John_in_Oz

That wacky God, doing a great miracle to show off his power to all the world- then doing twenty miracles to hide the first one.

2/19/2010 2:54:01 AM

oop

Being an apologist requires making up excuses to try to explain biblical myths. You'd think God could have made life a little easier for them.

2/19/2010 2:59:50 AM

Karlsbad

What the hell? If everything conveys meaning, and God removed everything that conveyed meaning to "confound" things, then why does the universe still exist?

This is beyond stupid.

2/19/2010 3:09:49 AM

Athar

Wow this bible has an answer for absolutely everything no matter how implausible it sounds

2/19/2010 3:13:40 AM

Orestes

To be fair, the mental gymnastics these people do to try and use reason with the Bible is pretty much Olympic level, I have to sit back in awe occasionally to appreciate the ridiculousness of it all.

2/19/2010 3:22:33 AM

BobsOldSocks

Hahahahahaha! Nice try, moron!

2/19/2010 3:55:19 AM

Amandarandom

that's very nice. Now, using this "fact", explain DNA.

2/19/2010 4:05:29 AM

anevilmeme

That may be the weakest fundie argument ever.

2/19/2010 4:12:04 AM

aaa

This is hilarious.

2/19/2010 4:32:02 AM



Um................What?

2/19/2010 4:33:26 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

This deserves a solid 9.8 based on the dis-mount alone. OUTSTANDING!

2/19/2010 5:15:17 AM

David B.

Yet they claim the stratification of fossils, which also "conveys information" is due to magical hydrological sorting. Why wasn't stratification similarly confounded?

2/19/2010 5:20:36 AM

louislois

"It's likely the sea stains were erased just after the Tower of Babel. Sea stains are a form of language and it would have been confounded like everything else."

Fundy's really are becoming more and more delusional, aren't they?

2/19/2010 5:23:38 AM

CailinBan

Ah c'mon now - you're not even trying.

2/19/2010 6:11:02 AM

Mister Spak

What about dinosaur footprints? Why weren't they confounded?

2/19/2010 6:18:47 AM

Blaidd Drwg

CITATION NEEDED

2/19/2010 6:24:32 AM



That's some special talent for contortion you have there. Seriously, you should join a circus.

2/19/2010 6:26:33 AM

David B.

The problem for you, biblehumping, isn't that there's no evidence of flooding, but that there is too much of it. We know to expect 'water stains' from a global flood because we already see flood evidence in other places spread across geological time. There have been hundreds of floods going back thousands of years, to well before any possible "tower of babel", the evidence for which was not confounded. In all that evidence we find nothing to support the concept of a single world-wide flood and plenty to refute it.

2/19/2010 6:27:44 AM



Really makes you wonder whether to laugh or cry, doesn't it?

2/19/2010 6:31:10 AM

Smilodon







EDIT: Caustic Gnostic has motivated me to look up cofoundation online as well. The first result on Google was hillarious.

2/19/2010 6:45:37 AM

Doctor Fishcake


2/19/2010 6:48:08 AM

TGRwulf

So there's no sea stains because god made people speak different languages.... what?

2/19/2010 6:59:52 AM
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