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3 Anti-Christs One of Nostra[damus]'s predictions include the rise of false messiahs, Tyrant leaders, or what Jesus calls them Anti-christs. It was said that their will be three of them somewhere in the bible. Did you know that the world already bore the two anti-christs? 1.) <u>Napoleon Bonaparte</u> 2.) <u>Aldof Hitler</u> We are currently waiting for the third one. His personallity was already givin -the false prophets will build the road for the comming of the anti-christ- and his persona wouldn't be a violent/hatefull dictator like Hitler, but morely <u>Exactly like Jesus (persay).</u>.. It may sound dumb...but the third anti-christ is probably ALIENS. Think of it, that is the only thing science needs to discover to prove that religions are false. If an alien from another world shows up than the belief of God/Jesus has been destroyed. False prophets/Scientists are allreasy preaching this stuff and some parts of the world believe it. UFO's have been appearing through out centuries, and everytime their is an uproar...the belief of God lowers at some percent. Since God said we are the only ones that are superior of his creation, etc. Any news of aliens will make the Bible/God a hoax... O YA: Did you know that a UFO's radius is .666?

cisco, Christian Forums 13 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Esjeur

Well you and your cows have probably been on enough to know, asshole.

12/26/2006 8:13:31 PM

David D.G.

All I can do with this post is laugh at it, especially that last sentence. Man, what a long, strange trip this guy must have been having when he wrote this!


~David D.G.

12/26/2006 8:21:10 PM

EricTheBlue

I don't even know where to start with this one. Aliens are the Anti-Christ? A UFO's radius is 666? (I wonder who measured that...)

I think I am going to go hide under my covers and wimper. My brain can't handle this much insanity in one paragraph.

12/26/2006 8:37:54 PM

szenah

.666 what?

And who took detailed measurements?

12/26/2006 9:02:07 PM

SaneChick

Man, I'm no fan of Napoleon, but he hardly belongs in the company of Hitler and the Anti-Christ!

Stalin, Genghis Khan, or Vlad the Impaler maybe, but Napoleon?

Me thinks cisco doesn't understand what \"radius\" means. It's not a ratio, fucktard. The radius would be entirely dependent on the size of the UFO. And, even if it was .666, that's .666 what? Alien standard units?

12/26/2006 9:10:42 PM

Big Mac

Actually compared to Hitler, Napoleon really wasn't that bad of a guy. He was quite helpful in allowing Jews to live in France. Generally, I'd consider him rather great if we are to compare him and Hitler.

12/26/2006 9:27:05 PM

Sinister Minister

First off, I don't recall Jesus referring to \"anti-Christs.\" In fact, that word is not found in the Bible at all.

Secondly, Aldof?

Thirdly, not only can you not spell per se, you don't even know what it means.

Fourthly, I don't see how aliens would destroy a belief in
God.

and finally, real scientists are not \"preaching\" that aliens will visit us. Those people are properly referred to as \"kooks.\"

12/26/2006 10:21:18 PM

Sinister Minister

Here's a link of \"explaining\" the UFO/666 connection.

http://www.thewatcherfiles.com/ufo_666.html

So, treating 666 as what is referred to as a simple \"atbash\" code with the English alphabet as the key decodes \"666\" to the \"name of the beast,\" \"UFO.\"


The code itself makes no sense.


Oh and if you think the number of the beast is 616, he's got that covered too, it comes out to UAO -- the British version of UFO.
(Apparently, if you don't speak English, the Bible doesn't pertain to you.)

12/26/2006 10:29:23 PM

Tiny Bulcher

1st April 2004? Own up, who was jiving with the Christian Forums?

12/27/2006 12:32:10 AM

Joe

*swooping in for the kill*

Oh, this one is almost TOO easy..

I think he's been abducted and anally probed one too many times.

12/27/2006 5:00:12 AM

Niali

Actually, the Bible says there will be one, not three, and the passages you're after are in Revelation. You're right on some elements of description (non-violent, charismatic, very convincing) but the rest of your reasoning doesn't hold up. The existence of aliens wouldn't disprove Creation any more than anything else has; an omnipotent being that can create one sentient race could create more, or they could have evolved the way we did... see, it's the same argument with a different species.

12/27/2006 5:09:24 AM

Gjervan

@SaneChick: Yeah, the only similarity between Napoleon and Hitler is that they both lost to the Russian winter. Ghengis Khan was actually a nice guy too.

I've read a book about the subject... a rather secular one, where 'AntiChrist' was not taken literaly. Although the theory of the three ACs being Napoleon, Hitler and bin Laden was mentioned, Nostradamus' poetry pointed (according to the author) pointed to three ACs whch bin Laden was only the first of, or three ACs even worse than bin Laden.

What do he mean by "Nostra[damus]'s"... can't he spell it Nostradamus' as I did or Nostradame' as I think should work? Or did he mean la Costra Nostradamus; the occult mafia?

1/6/2008 3:10:53 AM



The radius of a UFO is .666, measured in units of ~1.5015015 UFO Radii.

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