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Quote# 70827

Regarding the multiple homicide in the University of Alabama Biology department.

I think it was a biology experiment, like: "I wonder how long it would take Darwin to run out of ammo . . . "

lexgreen, CNN.com 35 Comments [2/21/2010 2:18:30 AM]
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Rat of Steel

Well, considering that he's been dead for quite some time, I'd say "not very long at all".

2/21/2010 2:27:21 AM

Mr. Creazil

@ Rat of Steel: Since he's dead, my guess would be "forever."

2/21/2010 2:36:35 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Sick, petty scumbag! STFU!

2/21/2010 2:51:31 AM

aaa

Fuck you too.

2/21/2010 3:17:06 AM

Rat of Steel

(@ Mr. Creazil)

That's true only if he was buried with some live ammo beside him. My point was that he almost certainly wasn't.

2/21/2010 3:28:20 AM

Neserit

Umm...I think it was more an experiment in "Psycho-Bitch Syndrome". Thanks for playing, though!

2/21/2010 3:34:50 AM

louislois

"I think it was a biology experiment, like: "I wonder how long it would take Darwin to run out of ammo . . . "


2/21/2010 3:40:11 AM

LOLWUT

Considering he no longer exists... and was not a crazy lunatic with a gunfetish, I'd say you don't have to worry about Darwin shooting anyone.

2/21/2010 4:16:47 AM

Marc

Zombies don't tend to use ammo. They just keep shuffling along and attacking any living human that comes their way. Said human better pray that they don't run out of ammo...

2/21/2010 4:34:17 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

lexgreen is sooo cute when he thinks he;s being funny!

2/21/2010 5:10:13 AM

Blasphemina

How do you even know that the people who were shot weren't Christians? Because they work in a biology department? Do you even know what biology means?

2/21/2010 5:26:42 AM

TGRwulf

How about we leave the thinking to the big boys, okay?

2/21/2010 5:41:17 AM

anevilmeme

Piss off morality vampire.

2/21/2010 5:50:07 AM

Sandwich Board

Quiet: Adults talking!

2/21/2010 6:20:14 AM

FMG



Zombie Darwin needs no ammo.

2/21/2010 6:35:38 AM

Ebil Pirate Captain Mel

Wow. You're a fucking asshole.

2/21/2010 6:39:23 AM



Darwin was born in a time where guns were DIFFICULT to get. So, nope, he wouldn't have that in mind, assuming that he did the fact after more than 100 years after his death.

2/21/2010 8:34:36 AM

Canadiest

Or someone discovered the secret of life and dropped it.

Maybe just a dispute over a pocket protector

2/21/2010 9:12:37 AM

Antichrist

Another fundie dancing in the blood of victims. They just love that imagery of being bathed in blood.

2/21/2010 9:31:03 AM

caustic gnostic

What Neserit said.

Psycho bitches do that kind of stuff. They don't even need a motive.

2/21/2010 9:37:57 AM

Dawn M

I'm sure if there were a Middle Eastern Sky Daddy and its Zombie Spawn equipped with millions of angels it certainly would have intervened and not made such a senseless slaughter happen. Oh wait- your deity doesn't give a damn about people, oh... and it doesn't exist. I forgot.

2/21/2010 9:55:02 AM

Papabear

I think religions are an intelligence test like: "How dumb do you have to be to believe this rot?"

2/21/2010 10:20:58 AM

Wehpudicabok

You know, you talk more about Darwin than we do. There were other contributors to evolution, you know. Mendel, Lamarck, Wallace, and Dawkins come to mind, but I doubt you've heard of any of them (except the last one, and it that case it's HE IS EVIL ATHEIST BAD BAD BAD!).

My point is that we don't worship him the way you worship your Jesus fellow. We honor his achievements, but that's about it, and it's kinda creepy the places you go with that.

2/21/2010 10:54:28 AM

Sisyphus

I bet the same people who rant and rave about teh ebil liberals taking away their right to bear arms will be screaming about limiting the ability of liberals to have guns.

2/21/2010 10:55:25 AM

Tyler

DIAF.

Please.

2/21/2010 11:02:44 AM
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