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Atheism is an Anti-christian conspiracy created by the Jesuits.

In 1776 a Jesuit named Adam Weishaupt created the Order of the Illuminati. One of the main goals of the Illuminati was to destroy theistic beliefs (namely Christianity). Adam Weishaupt also created Jacobinism which was responsible for the French Revolution, the atheistic Cult of Reason and the establishment of the Manifesto of Human Rights to replace God's Law.

Then the Jesuits started pushing a number of erroneous theories to "prove" that there isn't a God.

The Big Bang Theory has its roots in the Kaballah and was pushed by a Jesuit named Georges Lemaître.

Heliocentrism is a fraud.

A Jesuit named Leon Foucault invented a contrivance that was supposed to prove that the Earth rotates.

Pierre Telhard de Chardin another Jesuit was responsible for the Piltdown man hoax, which was supposed to prove Evolution. Evolution has its roots in Ancient Egypt with the idea of transmutation of species where it was taught that a monkey would magically turn into a human.

More Paleontology Hoaxes

The final hoax in this fraud to discredit the Bible is going to be a fake staged alien invasion. Expect that to happen soon. (My money is on this happening at the 2012 Olympics)

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