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Quote# 7088

There is a cure [for cancer] - Jesus Christ

TasManOfGod, Christian Forums 20 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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#18389
Papabear

Well, Jesus *might* be the cure, let's see. According to Mark 16:18 Xians are able to cure the sick by the \"laying on of hands.\" Yet, when Xians get cancer, almost all of them seek modern medical treatment rather than the touch of a believer.

3/1/2006 6:42:39 AM

#18420
David D.G.

Then distribute him in serum form, STAT!

Seriously, assertions like this are just blindingly infuriating.


~David D.G.

3/1/2006 3:17:51 PM

#18449
MrGoodBytes

\"Nurse, administer 10cc of 5% Christ solution!\"

3/1/2006 5:51:08 PM

#18570
Julian


And people ask me why I break into churches and piss in the holy water!

3/2/2006 2:10:36 AM

#205938
Ringwraith

Excellent. I will take two JCs and call you in the mourning. (Pun intended)

4/11/2007 3:38:02 AM

#205948
anti-nonsense

Right, so Christians never get cancer?

I think that would have been noticed if it were true.

4/11/2007 3:50:54 AM

#205957
Wet Walnuts

What an incredibly stupid thing to say.

4/11/2007 3:59:23 AM

#206349
Laurel

\"You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.\"--Buzz Lightyear

4/11/2007 10:28:24 AM

#206400
Ambrielle

Feck, he's from Tasmania. That explains it.

4/11/2007 11:15:44 AM

#206702
Puck

Ask Jesus to cure your stupidity, Tas.

4/11/2007 3:47:49 PM

#206710
socktree

Tell that to my dead greatgrandmother.

4/11/2007 3:58:58 PM

#206866
Gnomist

There is a fair amount of proof that you are an asshat.

4/11/2007 6:02:46 PM

#206926
GR^

Papabear, the same chapter also states the saved can drink poison and not get sick, but how many Christians do you see testing their faith by ingesting cyanide?

4/11/2007 6:57:15 PM

#207936
JP

Well, ok, I'm gonna go ahead and stick with chemo anyway. Thanks though.

4/12/2007 7:41:50 PM

#525766
Jordan666

Funny how that hasn't worked out.

6/3/2008 11:45:42 PM

#525776
Canadiest

i may sound loke a dick but i hope you get ass-cancer

6/3/2008 11:54:52 PM

#525824
Dicks

no need to get impatient... just tell us what it is!

6/4/2008 12:33:55 AM

#525866
Jack Hunter

There is no cure for cancer - Denis Leary

6/4/2008 1:15:24 AM

#525952
Feminazi

Why is it that so many christians with cancer die from it?

6/4/2008 2:07:31 AM

#951678
Ian W

So... what is it? You said this like the cure for cancer was obvious...

5/5/2009 6:42:08 PM
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