Greet your new masters!
There is a cure [for cancer] - Jesus Christ
[4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Well, Jesus *might* be the cure, let's see. According to Mark 16:18 Xians are able to cure the sick by the \"laying on of hands.\" Yet, when Xians get cancer, almost all of them seek modern medical treatment rather than the touch of a believer.
3/1/2006 6:42:39 AM
Then distribute him in serum form, STAT!
Seriously, assertions like this are just blindingly infuriating.
3/1/2006 3:17:51 PM
\"Nurse, administer 10cc of 5% Christ solution!\"
3/1/2006 5:51:08 PM
And people ask me why I break into churches and piss in the holy water!
3/2/2006 2:10:36 AM
Excellent. I will take two JCs and call you in the mourning. (Pun intended)
4/11/2007 3:38:02 AM
Right, so Christians never get cancer?
I think that would have been noticed if it were true.
4/11/2007 3:50:54 AM
What an incredibly stupid thing to say.
4/11/2007 3:59:23 AM
\"You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.\"--Buzz Lightyear
4/11/2007 10:28:24 AM
Feck, he's from Tasmania. That explains it.
4/11/2007 11:15:44 AM
Ask Jesus to cure your stupidity, Tas.
4/11/2007 3:47:49 PM
Tell that to my dead greatgrandmother.
4/11/2007 3:58:58 PM
There is a fair amount of proof that you are an asshat.
4/11/2007 6:02:46 PM
Papabear, the same chapter also states the saved can drink poison and not get sick, but how many Christians do you see testing their faith by ingesting cyanide?
4/11/2007 6:57:15 PM
Well, ok, I'm gonna go ahead and stick with chemo anyway. Thanks though.
4/12/2007 7:41:50 PM
Funny how that hasn't worked out.
6/3/2008 11:45:42 PM
i may sound loke a dick but i hope you get ass-cancer
6/3/2008 11:54:52 PM
no need to get impatient... just tell us what it is!
6/4/2008 12:33:55 AM
There is no cure for cancer - Denis Leary
6/4/2008 1:15:24 AM
Why is it that so many christians with cancer die from it?
6/4/2008 2:07:31 AM
So... what is it? You said this like the cure for cancer was obvious...
5/5/2009 6:42:08 PM
Professor von SCIENCE!
Nah, I'll stick to mad science, thank you very much. At least that way I can at least have a result... unlike you! Oh snap, bitch!
7/15/2013 10:58:03 PM