Great thing about The Bible Is, the more we learn about Science, that more proven right it always is.
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Oh good, because we were all unsure if the bible's information on all bugs being four legged, the earth being flat, and pi equalling 3!
Yes, because the theories of gravity, relativity & evolution are all in John 5-13.
I know exactly what you mean.
Sure, I suppose if you block out and reject all the science that directly opposes statements made in the Bible, like say, a worldwide flood you people are so keen on, for instance, then maybe you would be right.
They both very clearly state that human beings exist, that's one! You're on a roll!
"Great thing about The Bible Is, the more we learn about Science, that more proven right it always is."
Well, yes. The more we understand science the more science is proven to be correct in its explanations, though I don't think that's what you meant.
Fundie Beliefs #7 - Biblical Inerrancy
The Bible is inerrant. That means it never makes a mistake. Seeming inconsistencies always have simple explanations . For example: Matthew, Mark and Luke list Bartholomew as one of the twelve disciples, while John skips Bartholomew and lists Nathaniel instead. Some smart-aleck, college-educated atheist liberals have suggested this is an error. No. The explanation is simple: John called the disciple "Nathaniel", but everyone else called him "Bartholomew" because he had two names *. Duh!
Also: in Matthew, Judas threw away the money and hanged himself; but according to Acts, he bought a field with the money and fell headlong and his bowels gushed out. Obviously, he hanged himself, then the rope broke (or in other versions, his corpse rotted) and he burst open from the fall. Or maybe he was carrying a rope, tripped and fell and hanged himself and burst open at the same time. Or maybe the Greek word for hanging really means falling on the sword. And remember, the priests in Acts bought a field with the money Judas threw away in Matthew, so technically, Judas "bought" a field in both stories **. Only an idiot would fail to see these are all obvious explanations.
* It’s been suggested that this was in retaliation for Bartholomew calling John “Nancy-boy” after that ”laying his head on Jesus’ chest” incident at the Last Supper; but that’s pretty far-fetched.
** It’s suspected that a lawyer came up with this latter explanation.
Funny, I thought bats were mammals, insects have 6 legs, and the earth is a sphere, not a circle.
Aren't you guys the ones who get your knickers in a twist about the sciences of geology, astronomy, biology and pretty much every other -ology? Oh that's right, 99% of scientists are the devil's propagandists, and by science you mean Kent Hovind!
Yes, just the other day I was reading in Nature how they've now discovered three of the four corners of the world and have high hopes of finding the forth just as soon as that "timecube" guy replies to their e-mails. And wasn't there a paper in Science the other week remarking how by a complete oversight, everyone prior to them has miscounted the number of legs on a grasshopper? And who can forget that landmark paper in Evolution that rewrote the tree off life to put the bat family in their rightful place amongst the class Aves .
Oh wait, that's right, that didn't f***ing happen ! Sometimes I forget.
Hey look it's the Irony Meter salesman coming up in his car!
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Aw dammit, that car was two days away from retirement.
Astronomy, bible fail.
Physics, bible fail.
Medicine, um, you know, bible fail.
History, meh, who seriously cares about a tribe of obnoxious hillbilly goatfuckers from Bronze age Levant?
Yeah like the flat earth, global flood, the earth at the centre of the universe, the celestial sphere, and the locations of heaven and hell.
One thing I would like to know is why Creationists would want to prove The Great Flood happened?
After all by doing so, they are also trying to convince us to worship someone has wiped out nearly the whole of the worlds population for becoming corrupt and violent, even though the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth. Genesis - 8:21.
Plus being all powerful, it is not as if that certain someone had a lack of less life threatening options avaliable.
So even if we find certain evidence for the flood, fundementalists would still have to justify such an action was right, while at the same time convince us someone who performed such an action should be worshiped.
P.S - This is directed at fundementalists, not Christians at large, sorry if I inadvertently offended anyone; this is just my own thoughts and opinions on the subject.
I'm sure he meant to put "wrong" in there instead of "right". Easy mistake to make. Unless you're a fundie of course, and you're so completely delusional and disconnected from reality that you simply concoct your own ideas and ferment them in your fucking asshole until you're ready to expel them into the world.
Fail.
the more we learn about Science, that more proven right it always is.
Wow! Finally something we can agree upon!
"the more we learn about Science, that more proven right it always is"
Subconscious Admission of Religion's FAIL award, anyone?
Unless you include the water into blood, flood, bats are birds, flat earth, splitting of sea, etc
Greetings from Earth, Mithrandir-Olorin33!
Allow me to welcome you. I trust you have better things to do, so you shan't be hanging about!
SHOO! SHOO! Don't touch my reality. Get your crazy all over it...
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Yeah like the flat earth, global flood, the earth at the centre of the universe, the celestial sphere, and the locations of heaven and hell.
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Unless you include the water into blood, flood, bats are birds, flat earth, splitting of sea, etc
Can someone please point out these versus/chapters in the bible for me that talks about these things? Im not disagreeing, Im totally being serious. I am making an annotated highlighted bible of all things incorrect and inconsistent in it as proof against someone when they try to argue otherwise.... this info would be very helpful. Thanks! :D
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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