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There is a reason why Jesus' name is spoken during exorcisms and to cleanse a habitat of evil spirits.

That is because Jesus is real.

Darkon007, imdb 53 Comments [2/23/2010 4:01:15 PM]
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Sweet Fancy Moses

Got us there.

2/23/2010 7:33:58 PM


I like to fight imaginary afflictions with imaginary cures, too.

2/23/2010 7:39:23 PM


There is a reason why Jesus' name is spoken during exorcisms and to cleanse a habitat of evil spirits.

Yes, there is. It's because the kind of superstitious morons who believe in devils and demons also believe in Jesus and other nonsensical bullshit found in your Bible.
It isn't exactly a quality endorsement.

2/23/2010 9:25:01 PM


Neither Jesus nor the evil spirits are real but your stupidity is breathtaking.

2/23/2010 9:27:07 PM


Cy: Because I demand the universe have some semblance of balance (okay, fine it's because I'm bored and want something to watch), I now have no choice but to exorcise my cat in the name of The Master.

*sit's back to watch the ensuing battle*

2/23/2010 9:46:42 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Just as real as evil spirits and exorcisms, anyway.

2/23/2010 9:48:40 PM

rubber chicken

So when i hit my thumb with a hammer and exclaim "Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick", does your Lord and Saviour bounce off making hip thrusting motions?

2/23/2010 10:30:53 PM


Prove that evil spirits exist.

2/23/2010 11:12:47 PM

There's a reason why Santa Claus is mentioned in the song "Here Comes Santa Claus."

This is because Santa is real.

2/24/2010 1:48:13 AM


So, following your logic, Santa Claus is real because he is spoken of, and is written about in books? Ok!

2/24/2010 1:52:36 AM


I say Jesus a lot when I get angry and/or frustrated. That's because he's real.

2/24/2010 2:32:24 AM

That is because evil spirits do not exist. And you are a moron.

2/24/2010 3:13:25 AM


Hey, I'm real too. Anyone wanna call my name during exorcisms...? Well, you'd better not, I'll come & eat you.

2/24/2010 4:17:36 AM


That's a classic! Got any more 'proofs' like that?
I collect them for a chapter in the logic text I'm writing, "How NOT to do it".

2/24/2010 5:13:27 AM

I can't help but to continue chortling continously.

This is just too beautiful

2/24/2010 5:51:16 AM

And that is valid for almost every enchantment in the world.

2/24/2010 7:24:10 AM


Right, let's just remove and replace the fictional parts of this statement.

There is a reason why Cthulhu's name is spoken during spaghetti dinners, to cleanse a habitat of baby ducks.

That is because Cthulhu is real.

Your statement assumes that everyone cares about your fairytales. I, for one, don't.

2/24/2010 8:00:38 AM


"There is a reason why Jesus' name is spoken during exorcisms and to cleanse a habitat of evil spirits.

That is because Jesus is real."

There is a reason why the Gumpert Apollo can be caned around the "Top Gear" track in just 1 minute 17.1 seconds:

Some say that his knees are on his face. And he sleeps inside out. All we know is... The Stig is real!

2/24/2010 9:49:42 AM


But is the cake a lie?

2/24/2010 10:29:28 AM


Christianity is not the only religion that does exorcisms. They might not use the word exorcism, but it's pretty much the same thing. That, and the fact that there is no proof that they are real.

2/24/2010 11:39:21 AM


Because (mostly) only Christians believe in Demon possession?
Because if 'ghost cleaning' posers don't invoke Jesus they leave themselves open to fraud charges?
Because only gullible superstitious people hold religious beliefs as reality?

2/25/2010 6:52:30 AM


Zeus Almighty

So when people say god's name during orgasm, that proves he's real?

ME: LOL Zeus... no that just means the orgasm was real... - REALLY GOOD. XD!!!
And in some cases... people even fake it.. mostly women. So.. guess that means sometimes God is fake? WOW... what a revelation!

2/25/2010 8:50:35 AM




So hang on, I can make any fictional character real just by using their name in an exorcism?


Gotta run, the TARDIS just landed...

I'll exorcise mine in the name of Eric Northman, thanks ;)

ME: Ill exorcise mine in the name of Eli Brooks from The Girl Next Door movie... then we will go run off together and get married... then have lots of beautiful babies... XD!!!
(WHAT?... Hes hot ok? LOL)

2/25/2010 8:51:55 AM


That's why I speak the name of my cat. That is because she is real.

2/25/2010 12:39:21 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Well, of course the name is real. In the first century, self-styled rabbis named Jesus preaching heresy and performing magic tricks were a sheckle a dozen in Jerusalem and the surrounding area. Quite possibly, one or more of them was mythologized into the fictional character of the same name included in the Bible.

2/25/2010 1:24:58 PM

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