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It doesn't matter if your a christian or not to get to heaven. All that matters is that you accept the Lord Jesus Christ in your heart and truly believe in him and that is all that matters. You don't have to be a Christian in order to do that.

Slipknot2430, gamefaqs 61 Comments [2/23/2010 7:27:35 AM]
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LC

...You know, I'm pretty sure you do.

2/23/2010 7:34:59 AM

Almafeta

So as long as we're Christian, we don't have to be *a* Christian?

Good to know, thanks!

2/23/2010 7:37:30 AM



I knew they didn't understand words like 'atheism', 'fascism', and 'evolution', but 'Christian', really?

2/23/2010 7:39:50 AM

Johannes9126

Well, one could argue that some retarded New Age Esos may well embrace Jesus and don't regard themselves as christians...

For normal people believing in Jebus = Christian.

2/23/2010 7:39:58 AM

Null

LOLWUT?

2/23/2010 7:52:05 AM

aaa

What.

2/23/2010 8:00:36 AM

Horsefeathers

"You don't have to be a Christian in order to do that."

I'm very curious to know what the hell your definition of "Christian" is.

2/23/2010 8:00:59 AM



Yes, you do. That's literally the definition of "Christian".

2/23/2010 8:02:14 AM

Swede

Stupid me, I thought the very definition of a Christian was that s/he had accepted Jesus Christ in her/his heart and truly believed in him.

Shows what I know...

2/23/2010 8:02:35 AM

Hakar

If that is true, why do you people have a huge list of things that, when done, sends someone to hell?
I mean, if I accept Jesus into my heart, I should be able to be as gay as I want, right?
In fact, if you are correct, I can torture millions of babies and still go to heaven, as long as I mumble to your sky-daddy.

2/23/2010 8:10:59 AM

louislois

Well, I guess we should the take the Christ out of Christian then, huh?

2/23/2010 8:24:42 AM

Anon-e-moose

"It doesn't matter if your a christian or not to get to heaven. All that matters is that you accept the Lord Jesus Christ in your heart"

Well, Jesus is God in human form. God is omnipresent, which means he's everywhere at the same time. Including the chambers of my blood pump. Thus I have Jesus in my heart.

"You don't have to be a Christian in order to do that."

I'm an Atheist. I have Jesus in my heart. Ergo, I'm going to heaven. QED.

Thanks for clearing that up!

2/23/2010 8:26:23 AM

Jon

Oh, for fuck's sake.

2/23/2010 8:33:22 AM

TGRwulf

Um, last I checked, believing in Jesus CHRIST made you a CHRISTian.

2/23/2010 8:33:32 AM

Tyler

Cognitive dissonance for Jesus!

2/23/2010 8:42:41 AM

John

The old fundie redefinition of "Christian" - "somebody who believes exactly what I and the 60 members of my independent fundamentalist church believe."

2/23/2010 8:46:21 AM



You don't have to be a Christian in order to do that.

So as a Muslim, I'm good to go?!

2/23/2010 8:47:34 AM

wat

Hahahaha Slipknot

This is ridiculous, what he described was basically Christianity in a nutshell.

2/23/2010 9:12:36 AM

Marc

All that matters is that you accept the Lord Jesus Christ in your heart and truly believe in him

Wouldn't that make someone, by definition, a Christian?

2/23/2010 9:15:06 AM

MDB

I... think... the point is "you don't have to be a practicing church-going Christian to get to Heaven, it's just the belief that matters."

Which is, actually, not fundie, but somewhat open-minded.

It's just poorly phrased, that's all.

2/23/2010 9:17:51 AM

David B.

You don't have to be a Christian to get into heaven... you have to be a "True Christian(tm)"! That way it keeps out the liberals.

2/23/2010 9:32:29 AM

Mister Spak

You might be surprised to find the 9-11 hijackers when you get there. Assuming your idiocy is true.

2/23/2010 9:35:31 AM

HazelHolly

I can has top 100?

2/23/2010 9:59:55 AM

Antichrist

Wow, so a Buddhist who accepts Jesus into their hearts would get in. Except THEY'D BE A CHRISTIAN!

Fuck is this what passes for intelligence these days?

2/23/2010 10:06:32 AM

(S)laughter of Children

I think he's talking about jews and muslims.

2/23/2010 10:18:30 AM
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