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(Wiccans in the Military)

I feel this is a devastating blow to the core of who and what America used to stand for. I would rather die at the hand of terrorist or enemies than to be protected or represented by pagans. In the Old Testament did God's make armies full of devil worshipers prosper and defeat the enemy? Uh, no. So then why do we think it is okay and that God will continue to protect and make us victorious if we are allowing open worship of false gods? That's like setting up an idol of Baal right next to the temple of God. Do you think He is going to stand by quietly? As you can tell, I am furious.


Cheryl4Christ, RaptureReady 85 Comments [2/23/2010 7:29:55 AM]
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Higgs Boson

Wow, I didn't know they had the internet back in the 14th century!

Oh, wait, this is from today? Shit!

2/23/2010 7:39:48 AM



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I can't really tell. All I'm getting is what YOU'RE telling.

2/23/2010 7:40:32 AM


Swede

Wheren't God's people in slavery for years and years in a foreign land?
Wasn't that like an "army full of devil worshipers prosper and defeat the enemy"?

2/23/2010 7:44:48 AM

rubber chicken

And as you can tell, nobody else gives a shit

2/23/2010 7:45:39 AM

Mookie Blaylock

And the wonderful thing is that those brave pagans who choose to serve will *still* protect you, even though you're a cowardly, gibbering douche.

2/23/2010 7:48:40 AM

Horsefeathers

"I feel this is a devastating blow to the core of who and what America used to stand for."

Oh, please. Knock of the hyperbole.

"I would rather die at the hand of terrorist or enemies than to be protected or represented by pagans."

Enlist. Be sure to tell the nice man in uniform your view on such things. I'm sure they can find something suitable for you. Perhaps in EOD. Or maybe they can have you run around the desert to flush out enemy snipers.

"In the Old Testament did God's make armies full of devil worshipers prosper and defeat the enemy?"

No. You're right. God and his minions were never defeated. Unless the enemy had iron chariots.

"Uh, no. So then why do we think it is okay and that God will continue to protect and make us victorious if we are allowing open worship of false gods?"

First Amendment, jackass. We've been allowing "open worship of false gods" for quite a while now.

"That's like setting up an idol of Baal right next to the temple of God."

And? Is your god omnipotent or not? If so, how the hell would the temple even be built to begin with and if it was built, why would it continue standing if your god disapproved of it?

"Do you think He is going to stand by quietly?"

Yes. Yes, I do.

"As you can tell, I am furious."

And quite unhinged.

2/23/2010 7:51:41 AM

Blasphemina

Really? Then move to Baghdad and start witnessing to people on the streets. We'll see how badly you want to die.

I, however, will go on enjoying being protected by anyone who feels the urge to step up and do the job...even if it's a black bulldyke lesbian Wiccan.

2/23/2010 7:54:07 AM



Funny thing, pagans have been in the military for years. Y'know, since the US military is a SECULAR military force for a SECULAR government.

2/23/2010 7:55:00 AM

David B.

"I would rather die at the hand of terrorist or enemies than to be protected or represented by pagans"

Plenty of places you can go and do just that so why are you still here?!

2/23/2010 7:57:24 AM

aaa

"I would rather die at the hand of terrorist or enemies than to be protected or represented by pagans.

Go on, i won't stop you. After all, it's your choice.

2/23/2010 8:13:34 AM

caustic gnostic

Pagans don't need a building to worship in. The world is their temple.

2/23/2010 8:14:27 AM

John

Fundie Beliefs #11 - Failure to Believe

Failure to believe can have far-reaching consequences. God hates non-believers, of course, but He often strikes godly people just for standing nearby *. Going to the same school, or living in the same town or even the same country as a non-believer can attract God’s wrath. For example, it’s well-known that our soldiers – even good evangelicals – are dying in Iraq because the U.S. refuses to outlaw homosexuality **. That’s why it’s important to phone death threats, kill their dogs and burn crosses on the lawns of atheists and beat up gays and tie them to fence posts to freeze to death *** so God knows you’re on His team and not theirs.

[size=9]* The blasphemous suggestion that God is nearsighted is ridiculous.
** See, for example, the teachings of the Westboro Baptist Church.
*** But remember to steal the little fruit’s wallet, so a good Southern conservative senator can claim it was just a robbery, not a "hate crime". See "plausible deniability"[/size]

2/23/2010 8:25:55 AM

PWEOTWEB

We stand for freedom you fascist cuntrag. Get the fuck out of my country.

2/23/2010 8:40:06 AM

TGRwulf

For the last time, Wicca=/=Satanism!

2/23/2010 8:51:38 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Perhaps if you actually studied some American history ...

Nah, never gonna happen.

2/23/2010 8:55:05 AM

Raffello

Because they don't already force Jesus on you enough in the military...

2/23/2010 8:55:33 AM

louislois

"As you can tell, I am furious."

Really? I don't think anyone gives a fuck.

2/23/2010 8:56:50 AM



"I would rather die at the hand of terrorist or enemies than to be protected or represented by pagans."

You say that NOW but I bet if you'd soon change your tune should you ever find yourself facing your own mortality in such a situation.

2/23/2010 9:05:24 AM

campbunny

Let's ask the poultry diviners what they think of this pressing issue.

2/23/2010 9:06:28 AM

Doctor Whom

No, not pagans in the military! That would be almost as bad as including deists and freethinkers among the Founding Fathers.

2/23/2010 9:08:18 AM

GigaGuess

I say the same thing I say when these wingnuts cry about gays in the military.

Congratulations. You just volunteered to replace a Wiccan on the front lines.

2/23/2010 9:09:24 AM

myheadhurts

Is okay, we've captured Lot and his family so that your god will not sodomize the U.S.

2/23/2010 9:13:30 AM

Doubting Thomas

"I would rather die at the hand of terrorist or enemies than to be protected or represented by pagans."

Somehow I really, really doubt that. But guess what? You are being protected by pagans and wiccans. I don't see you running off to Afghanistan looking for Taliban terrorists and asking them to kill you.

2/23/2010 9:17:00 AM

Teb

You'd think these folks at RR would be welcoming all of this, seeing that in their minds it only would mean their rapture is getting near.

I hope she never Google's the origin of the Christmas Tree, wreaths, mistletoe, etc.

2/23/2010 9:28:53 AM
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