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"Wyatt, the last 8 years were a disaster. And while I am not thrilled over this first year of Obama's first term, I recognize he was not going to wave a wand and fix the mess created by your "free markets" and (not so) small government. It is also amusing how you call Obama a "cult of personality" while blogs like this almost have a daily circle jerk to Sarah Palin."

No one is circle-jerking to Palin except liberals who can't get laid and need some fantasy life. Oh yes, you KNOW that's true. You guys have such a hard-on for her because you know she's a real woman, unlike the always-angry, crystal-wearing, Prius-driving, always-have-a-headache, tofu-eating, organic-veggie-vegan women you're stuck with. (i.e. Professor Amy Bishop!)

As to "my free markets", that says everything I need to know about you. PROGRESSIVES f-ed up the economy, education, the media, and BUSH WAS A PROGRESSIVE. It's been going on since the early 1900's.

But I'm not going to educate you, son. You are a lib. Your day is past. You are less than nothing...and you KNOW it.

Send your name and address and an Amy Bishop tee shirt will be on it's way to your door!

Wyatt's Torch, Moonbattery 70 Comments [2/24/2010 4:49:01 AM]
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Sisyphus

In my experience liberal women are the ones who are open about sexuality and willing to try new things. Conservative girls on the other hand faint at the sight of a penis.

2/24/2010 9:53:19 AM

Anon-e-moose

"No one is circle-jerking to Palin except liberals who can't get laid and need some fantasy life. Oh yes, you KNOW that's true"

Don't flatter yourself, little GOP-cocksucker. And projecting, much?

Personally, if there's one woman in US politics (sort of) that's fappable (to me, anyway), it's First Lady Michelle Obama. Gorgeous woman. Barack certainly has good taste.

The only ones who'd find Failin attractive are the likes of you, Wyatt's Torch:



"You guys have such a hard-on for her because you know she's a real woman"

Like Angelina Jolie? You betcha. Brad certainly has good taste. And like him, she's an Atheist.

"PROGRESSIVES f-ed up the economy, education, the media, and BUSH WAS A PROGRESSIVE"

And who voted for Bush, hmmmmm?

"But I'm not going to educate you",

Already have an education, thanks. No 'hoemskuling' for me. Good old state education - where thinking for yourself comes first.

"You are a lib."

Here in the UK, 'Liberal' refers to the Liberal Democrats; neither left (Labour) or right (Conservative), but 'middle of the road'. And I neither vote Conservative or Liberal Democrat. Americentric, much?

"Your day is past."

So sayeth the one who voted for Dumbya, who all but destroyed the USA.

"You are less than nothing...and you KNOW it"


2/24/2010 10:16:18 AM

Panz

Ever notice the way over insulting responses to anything they can't defend?

2/24/2010 10:17:22 AM

Nithing

The whole "Amy Bishop, liberal shooter" thing is insane.

She got denied tenure after half a lifetime given up to academia and, faced with serving Big Macs the rest of her years, went on the rampage. A totally apolitical work-related shooting.

Compare that with your average right-wing shooter, who kills people, often specific types of people, for reasons they get straight off talk radio or Freep.

2/24/2010 10:27:51 AM



...he honestly think liberals are all vegans and ice queens?

2/24/2010 10:33:58 AM

Mister Spak

Zeus Almighty:

Centerfold Scott voted to break their filibuster and Faux news promptly identified him as "Scott Brown D-Mass."

2/24/2010 10:40:03 AM

Swede

Sarah Palin makes me (and everybody I know) cringe.

Good thing I'm no Liberal, it seems. I'm very seldom angry, I have no Prius (I don't even have a driving license), my last headache was months ago, I have eaten tofu maybe three times in my life, I'm not a vegan nor a vegetarian (although I do like organically grown food). And, I'm a Socialist.
What does he/she mean with crystal-wearing? Crystal balls, or fake-diamond jewelry, or what?

Bush was "progressing" towards the complete "corporate-owned country" model. That's seldom called Progressive, really, it's what we call Ultra-Conservative.

The days of Liberals are past? I thought they won the latest election?

2/24/2010 11:00:00 AM

Berny

Way to refute a logical argument there, Wyatt.
Circle jerk is my definition for sites like Moonbattery and Free Republic.

2/24/2010 11:52:16 AM



Palin running would be a disaster for the Republicans. I was split on my decision on who to vote for last election until McCain chose his running mate. I felt sorry for him for all the drama she caused.

2/24/2010 11:57:29 AM

Bender Bending Rodriguez

Yeah, because Amy Bishop was shouting "HEIL OBAMA" before shooting her colleagues, right? Never mind that she was mentally unhinged.

Your stupidity is surpassed only by your ignorance.

2/24/2010 11:57:30 AM

Old Viking

The recent Bush administration proved for all time that your economic policies are utterly retarded. They put us into the mess we're trying to solve today. Additionally, it seems apparent that you people couldn't govern a yard sale, much less a country.

2/24/2010 12:23:22 PM

TheReligiousCommie

@lousilois

Dude, no pictures of shock sites without a warning

2/24/2010 1:29:37 PM

tracer

always-have-a-headache ?!?

2/24/2010 1:37:37 PM

Doubting Thomas

You mean Republicans who set Palin on a pedestal and have her only one step below Jesus on the worship heirarchy aren't all circle jerking to her? Try saying anything negative about Palin in a group of Republicans and you'll see what I mean.

2/24/2010 2:27:52 PM

GigaGuess

@tracer

As in "Not tonight honey...I have a headache." Which is funny, because I could have sworn these people decried liberal women as loose, immoral harlots, willing to jump anything with a pulse, obsessed with nothing but sex, sex and more sex.

2/24/2010 2:44:02 PM



@Sisyphus"

In my experience liberal women are the ones who are open about sexuality and willing to try new things. Conservative girls on the other hand faint at the sight of a penis.
Giggity. ;D

Also, anyone know where Anon-E-mooses second pic is from? >_>

2/24/2010 2:59:19 PM

Xotan

Bush was a puppet whose strings were being pulled by neocons and Cheney.

2/24/2010 3:24:18 PM

campbunny

There are lots of political ideas, political parties, and politicians I don't like. I don't think it would ever occur to me to meet someone and say "you're less than nothing!".

2/24/2010 3:41:47 PM

GigaGuess

Also, I find it more than slightly amusing that after his time in office left the country's...and world's...economy circling the drain...suddenly Bush isn't a real Republican to these people.

It's fun watching them turn on their own.

2/24/2010 4:02:53 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Little defensive aren't we? So how much did your national deficit go up under both Bush administrations again?

2/24/2010 5:37:39 PM

Adam

"Ever notice the way over insulting responses to anything they can't defend?"

Yes, just through reading some of these utterly hate-filled comments. Some of the people who commment on this site seem more fanatical and hate-filled than those they oppose. Ironic, isn't it?

"You're a moron. No one but you sex-obsessed fundies..." How is he a fundy? and where does he even mention his religion or Jesus (as you did?)

"You guys were circle jerking to Dumbya until he wrecked the economy, then you try to rewrite history to make him an American"

And this is exactly what I'm talking about. Bush is an American and has been since birth. It's a requirement to be president.

Also, one person cannot wreck the economy. The president is not responsible for the entire nation's financial affairs.

Third, the "miserable failure" that the one man you are blaming is not hanging around some random poster on an internet sites neck, unless he actively voted for some measure that passed and did in fact "wreck the economy".

You need to brush up on your histroy, economics and political science, or stop to think before you just spew a bunch of hateful nonsense.

That goes for a lot of posters on this one. Look in the mirror.

2/24/2010 5:40:14 PM



@Adam

"Yes, just through reading some of these utterly hate-filled comments. Some of the people who commment on this site seem more fanatical and hate-filled than those they oppose. Ironic, isn't it?"
People are just answering this lunatic. That's not ironic.

"How is he a fundy? and where does he even mention his religion or Jesus (as you did?)"
One doesn't have to be religious to be a fundamentalist.

"And this is exactly what I'm talking about. Bush is an American and has been since birth. It's a requirement to be president."
I'm guessing that person didn't mean to say "American" because that didn't quite make sense to me either.

"Also, one person cannot wreck the economy. The president is not responsible for the entire nation's financial affairs."
Well it was George W. Bush and everyone who supported his economic policies. The people who were responsible for financial deregulation were responsible for this economic fiasco.

"Third, the "miserable failure" that the one man you are blaming is not hanging around some random poster on an internet sites neck, unless he actively voted for some measure that passed and did in fact "wreck the economy"."
Not sure what you were trying to say here with the "internet sites neck" and all that, but the fact remains that many Republicans and some Democrats are responsible for the mess we're in (economically).

"You need to brush up on your histroy, economics and political science, or stop to think before you just spew a bunch of hateful nonsense."
If you understood those things any better than anyone else here I might take you seriously. Unfortunately.....

"That goes for a lot of posters on this one. Look in the mirror."
*Yawn* More fundie-defending bullshit.

2/24/2010 5:59:52 PM

IraqVet

HOOAH! Go Palin! This article was spot-on! November is doomsday for you dope-smoking lefties!

2/24/2010 6:12:29 PM

MarshalltheIrish

Circle-jerks? Sarah Palin? Hard-on? Fuck, didn't know Moonbattery was so liberal on allowing sexual fantasy disclosure.

Also, Wyatt, tell me: Which ideological group instituted trickle-down economics again? I guess that makes Reagan a progressive too. Dumbfuck.

2/24/2010 6:43:50 PM

Blasphemina

@Swede,

Quartz crystals, like this:

http://www.rtcrystals.com/Arkansas%20Quartz%20Crystal%20and%20Sterling%20Silver%20Necklace.jpg

It's a New Age thing.

2/24/2010 8:08:45 PM
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