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Stop persecuting me and my religion!? You have allowed yourself to be decieved by satan's horrible lies (like evolution, Santa, and rock music)! If you don't, you are without excuse, and you'll BURN IN HELL FOREVER! Worship the SON, not the SUN, and not yourself or monkeys!

Anphanax, Youtube 65 Comments [2/23/2010 11:00:52 PM]
Fundie Index: 65
Submitted By: Ian
WTF?! || meh
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Help, I'm being repressed!

2/23/2010 11:12:02 PM

Jewsus

But the SON is actually a metaphor for the SUN! Help, I'm so confused!

2/23/2010 11:15:40 PM

caustic gnostic

Sun, son, meh, whatever.

2/23/2010 11:17:52 PM

nerr

yes this is fundie but the video that it is posted to is even more so. it's rather sad actually

2/23/2010 11:19:38 PM



HEY! Leave Santa out of this!

2/23/2010 11:23:44 PM

Tyler

Methinks I smell a Poe or a troll.

2/23/2010 11:32:20 PM

Dexter

Whats fucking wrong with Santa?

2/23/2010 11:34:03 PM

Santa Claus

You got something to say to me, bitch?

2/23/2010 11:40:36 PM

aaa

Yet another reason to nuke youtube.

2/23/2010 11:45:08 PM

louislois

Mocking you and your religion on the internet is not the same as persecution you asswipe.

Is anyone preventing you from worshiping in your church, or from spewing your religious beliefs all over the net (aka "witnessing")?

Didn't think so. Get over yourself.

2/23/2010 11:48:20 PM

campbunny

I'm inclined to suspect that this is a poe. The sentences are coherent for the most part, there's a reference to Santa Claus, the phrase "burn in hell forever" (like a heathen would say), and of course the first sentence which reminds one of sketch comedy.

2/24/2010 12:22:53 AM



That video is the single most retarded thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Fundamentalist lego robots. Who the hell is that gonna convince?
Your religion is stupid and you should feel stupid.

2/24/2010 12:24:16 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

How about no?

"evolution, Santa, and rock music"

I'm sorry, Santa? What?

2/24/2010 12:33:08 AM

Sweet Fancy Moses

I refuse to believe that the video is serious. There's no way in hell that it is.

Edit: For fuck's sake, the same person has a video called "Grandpa's Burning in Hell." I'm sorry, no, I will not believe that it's real.

2/24/2010 12:39:15 AM

ME

Sadly, I believe that Anphanax is real and not a poe. However, the video itself is obviously satire. Look at the video poster's profile; obvious poe is obvious.

2/24/2010 12:55:17 AM

Sandwich Board

Rock music is a lie?! Then what have I got on all these CDs? It sure ain't Country.

2/24/2010 1:38:49 AM

Angua

Wow, it's amazing how these things about me that I didn't know myself. I'd never realized I worshipped monkeys or the sun or myself before.


2/24/2010 1:47:50 AM

Doctor Fishcake

I'm stunned that the video this comment was about is not a Poe.

Stunned and a bit depressed, actually.

2/24/2010 1:50:34 AM

Nowonmai

If you don't, you are without excuse, and you'll BURN IN HELL FOREVER!

Prove it.

2/24/2010 1:54:05 AM

Wehpudicabok

This is awful news for me and my rock band, Santa Claus and His Vestigial Tailbone; we never knew we were satanic, even though we always did avoid direct sonlight...

2/24/2010 2:05:22 AM

werewolf

It works out like this:

I persecute you here and I'll burn in hell forever. You suffer persecution here and you'll live blissfully in heaven forever.

So, what's your problem?


2/24/2010 2:36:39 AM

John_in_Oz

It's a joke, people!

1) the video he's commenting on is a joke. They go on to say 'Now we've stopped the gays getting married, lets stop the non-chirsitians'.

2) The OP has favourited heaps of pro-science, anti Fundie videos.

When did FSTDT become so humour deprived? We know about Poe's Law, and yet we still fall for it? We're so lacking in humour that we don't recognise it even when we're on a humour site? This is registering 3.14 on my irony meter!

2/24/2010 3:11:49 AM

The L

Disagreeing on YouTube =/= persecution.

Satire =/= fundie.

2/24/2010 3:32:28 AM



At least this guys got the true evils of the world down packed.

2/24/2010 4:15:39 AM

toth

Santa? Rock music? I...WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??

2/24/2010 5:23:22 AM
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