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#1125161
Stop persecuting me and my religion!?
Your frantic, incoherent whining aside, is this a statement or a question? You're telling us to stop "persecuting" you or you're asking. One of the two, which is it?
Oh, and BTW, no one is persecuting you. Get over yourself.
2/24/2010 6:17:39 AM
#1125162
Sorry, double post...again!
2/24/2010 6:17:48 AM
#1125171
Teb
"Stop persecuting me and my religion!"
Where's that pie chart?
2/24/2010 6:31:04 AM
#1125185
TGRwulf
I thought only kids believed in Santa?
2/24/2010 6:39:49 AM
#1125233
LadyJafaria
If you think the sun is useless, try getting a tan in church.
2/24/2010 7:22:19 AM
#1125244
Anon-e-moose
"Stop persecuting me and my religion!?"
Amphanax, there's some lovely filth down here!
2/24/2010 7:28:25 AM
#1125245
Horsefeathers
"Stop persecuting me and my religion!?"
Stop misusing words!
You're not being persecuted you fucking moron.
"You have allowed yourself to be decieved by satan's horrible lies (like evolution, Santa, and rock music)!"
Yeah, yeah.
"If you don't, you are without excuse, and you'll BURN IN HELL FOREVER!"
But... I thought god loves me.
"Worship the SON, not the SUN, and not yourself or monkeys!"
Funny that you should make that distinction as there's a line of reasoning that Christianity is nothing more than fancied up sun worship.
2/24/2010 7:28:31 AM
#1125248
Ok, and why don't you worship whatever you like and leave the others alone?. Look who's projecting.
2/24/2010 7:29:53 AM
#1125270
FSMpirate
YOU LEAVE ROCK MUSIC OUT OF THIS!! INFIDEL!!
ALLAHU AKBAR!~! [BOOM]
2/24/2010 7:46:01 AM
#1125299
I Read About The Afterlife
I'm calling poe due to Santa Claus.
2/24/2010 8:23:38 AM
#1125318
Quantum Mechanic
Can someone tell me what evolution, Santa and rock music have in common?
2/24/2010 8:38:22 AM
#1125365
Zeus Almighty
Crazy angry fundie is crazy. And angry.
2/24/2010 9:40:46 AM
#1125383
Anon-e-moose
"Stop persecuting me"
'Persecution'. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Especially as you're not a survivor of, say, Auschwitz. I've met & talked with one such person.
You know nothing of 'Persecution', Anphanax.
2/24/2010 9:57:19 AM
#1125398
Zeus Almighty
Come one and all to the Church of Gay Sex, Global Warmings and Abortion.
New services have been added. In addition to the weekly abortion of a white woman's fetus and group recycling, we now have added a devotional to St. Darwin, Sun worship and optional Santa praising.
Services start at 2:13 a.m. each Thursday.
2/24/2010 10:19:36 AM
#1125418
Goosey
Doesn't Santa mean 'saint'?
Saints are lies by Satan? That's an interesting take on the religion...
2/24/2010 10:35:46 AM
#1125425
Doubting Thomas
What have they got against Santa?
2/24/2010 10:38:12 AM
#1125428
Feels like a poe.
You wanna know what it's like to be in a repressed religion? Try being pagan. Sure, we're not flat-out persecuted, but we do have to be cautious about how open we are about our beliefs out in public. I mean, you don't run the risk of people thinking you're a devil-worshipper if you say you're Christian, do you?
...how the hell is rock music a lie? It obviously exists since you can listen to it on the radio, buy CDs and mp3s and people happily call themselves "rock musicians".
2/24/2010 10:41:40 AM
#1125429
Swede
But... me worshiping the Sun, myself, Santa, Evolution, rock music or monkeys, that is in no way a persecution of you and your religion.
If I have been deceived by Satan, that is also no persecution of you and your religion.
Where's the ruddy persecution?
2/24/2010 10:42:47 AM
#1125467
AuraTwilight
Confirmed Poe.
2/24/2010 12:02:13 PM
#1125484
Tiado
I don't know if this is a serious fundie comment, because the words are spelled correctly, and the there is actually punctuation.
2/24/2010 12:42:29 PM
#1125485
BroadwayJr
I call poe
2/24/2010 12:45:51 PM
#1125487
Rock music has nothing to do with Satan.
Just wait until this guy hears about black metal
2/24/2010 12:49:18 PM
#1125488
Old Viking
Monkeys are fun if they don't get too rambunctious.
2/24/2010 12:53:37 PM
#1125556
WMDKitty
Because pointing out reality is "persecution".... WTF?
2/24/2010 3:56:25 PM
#1125562
David G
Santa?
2/24/2010 4:03:37 PM
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