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Stop persecuting me and my religion!? You have allowed yourself to be decieved by satan's horrible lies (like evolution, Santa, and rock music)! If you don't, you are without excuse, and you'll BURN IN HELL FOREVER! Worship the SON, not the SUN, and not yourself or monkeys!

Anphanax, Youtube 65 Comments [2/23/2010 11:00:52 PM]
Fundie Index: 65
Submitted By: Ian
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Tolpuddle Martyr

Rock music is a lie? Does that mean it never happened, I've been listening to "easy listening" all this time?

2/24/2010 5:49:05 PM

Darwin4Life

"Stop persecuting my religion" is not a question, and therefore does not require a question mark.

2/24/2010 6:11:24 PM

tracer

The original YouTube comment does NOT contain that question mark.

It was inserted when the text was copied-and-pasted into FSTDT's quote submission engine.

2/24/2010 6:20:22 PM

GigaGuess

The video is blatant satire, and I'm not convinced that this comment isn't too...

2/24/2010 6:30:21 PM

Ajax

Poe?

2/24/2010 8:34:53 PM



EDIT: This post is shockmeshockmeshockmewiththatdeviantbehavior's :D

Duuuuude? Am I seeing that youve compared Evolution with Santa and rock music?....

*slaps you....* T_T

I am ASHAMED of sharing the same label of "HUMAN" with you.... youre ignorance and failure astound me beyond all words.... do you know the meaning of the words CORRELATE and DIFFERENTIATE? Yeah.. didnt think so... im not surprised...

LOOK THEM UP.

2/25/2010 10:29:38 AM

shockmeshockmeshockmewiththatdeviantbehavior

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXeApXWyHi8

THIS VIDEO.... CRACKS. ME. UP. Best victory for the atheists/agnostics over the Fundie/Crazies EVER!!!!

Also...
@ Cat8me on Youtube who says:
When I die and go to heaven I will kneel at my lords feet and ask him "why are you such an asshole?"

LMFAO!!!! XD!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! Nice...

2/25/2010 10:39:50 AM

shockmeshockmeshockmewiththatdeviantbehavior

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FSMpirate

YOU LEAVE ROCK MUSIC OUT OF THIS!! INFIDEL!!

ALLAHU AKBAR!~! [BOOM]


2/24/2010 7:46:01 AM


XD!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA AHAH!!!! *dies laughing* :P

2/25/2010 10:44:46 AM

Mr. Doubt(hell)fire

This is an obvious poe. If you need anymore vindication, then go look at his favorites list; it's littered with Edward Current videos.

The video itself is also a poe. If someone can find a video with Microsoft Sam and without irony, let me know.

2/27/2010 12:47:03 PM

NAFFOFF87

"evolution, Santa, and rock music" the greatest of evils lolz

6/18/2010 4:49:49 AM

Righteous-Santaist

I pray for your soul and hope that you one day learn to know the love that is The great monkey sun god, "Santa"! You heretic!

Don't you know that you will forever burn in hell for slandering rock music, santa's glorious gift unto humanity!(book of evolution: 15:4)

You will be forever in my prayers,

Righteous-Santaist

1/19/2011 10:02:48 PM

Justanotheratheist

At least Satan got two out of three right.

Fundies, like their God, keeping scoring zero.

1/20/2011 1:03:04 AM

Anphanax

ROFL. Oh dear. Some of you actually took that seriously. I thought by throwing in Rock Music as a lie that would convince people it was parody :\.

With that said, I've seen some pretty incoherent arguments from people so maybe I shouldn't be that surprised...

4/11/2012 3:33:05 PM

Blue the Thief


4/11/2012 3:41:17 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Stop using computers.
The irony is making it hard to be productive, I'm laughing so much.

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