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If the US were to abandon Israel Israel would in fact demolish her enemies. But the US will pay for defying God. We're talking about the End Times scenario here. So when and if the US turns its back on israel that's when i will be pretty certain all hell is about to break loose. Literally.

2nd Amendment, Free Conservatives 55 Comments [2/24/2010 8:41:35 AM]
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MrsYoungie

I really don't think one should base the country's foreign policy on bible verses.

2/24/2010 8:46:51 AM

aaa

English doesn't work that way!

2/24/2010 8:47:26 AM

Ian1732

Then why does Israel need us to be there so badly? At least think out your arguments before you use them.

2/24/2010 8:51:03 AM

I Read About The Afterlife

So...Where in the Revelations does it mention the US turning it's back on Israel? Because I seem to recall something about a whore of babylon, a beast, trumpets, and the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse -- yet nothing of the US. Strange.

2/24/2010 8:51:03 AM

caustic gnostic

If that happened, the Israeli gov't could marginalize the Haredi welfare parasites in the name of national security. That would be a good thing.

2/24/2010 8:53:22 AM

TGRwulf

I need some ranch dressing for this word salad.

And I thought that the US wasn't in the bible?

2/24/2010 8:56:14 AM

werewolf

"If the US were to abandon Israel Israel would in fact demolish her enemies."

And your god has a problem with this?

2/24/2010 9:07:33 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

So Israel doesn't need any help from the U.S.?

Glad to hear it! Maybe the U.S. can stop wasting taxpayer money on Israel and better spend it on domestic priorities.

2/24/2010 9:19:47 AM

ergo

Where in the bible does it state that 'The United States of America must defend Israel at all costs!' ?

Oh right, it doesn't.

2/24/2010 9:21:41 AM

louislois

Sure.... Sure....

You Fundies have been saying it'll be the "end times" for the past two thousand years.

2/24/2010 9:41:02 AM



Just think, folks, here in the US, not only are these people allowed to vote, some of them are in public office. *shudder*

2/24/2010 10:01:48 AM



Riiight. And people will be living in the bellies of whales, snakes will begin to talk, and there will be pillars of salt everywhere.

2/24/2010 10:05:22 AM

Zeus Almighty

Jews were around for thousands of years before the U.S. How did they ever survive?
And that whole Holocaust deal? The U.S. really helped out there, what with turning away a boat load of Jews who were returned to Germany
Oh, and refusing to bomb concentration camps; sure it would have killed some Jews but turning the camps into cinders would have made it a shitload harder for the Nazis to kill them in the numbers that they did.

Edit:
So, if gawd's all-powerful, what the fuck does it care if the U.S. sends Israel a few bilion dollars every year? Kinda like: "What does god need with a spaceship."

2/24/2010 10:09:39 AM

Papabear

Literally, eh? Pray tell, just what is hell going to break loose from?

2/24/2010 10:22:34 AM

Lucilius

@MrsYoungie:

But they base everything on Bible verses. Everything. It's their sole source of information - they also listen to Glenn Beck, but he doesn't provide any actual information either.

@Papabear:

From the foundations of the Earth! The world is square, flat and covered by a dome, remember?

2/24/2010 10:32:16 AM

Headache

Israel - The most disgusting invention after WWII

The insanity of living in the US and paying taxes going to Israel is mindbogglingly stupid. Let Israel sort out their own nonsense, at which time they would get real friendly with their neighbors real quick when Uncle Sam is no longer helping them in their sandbox of stupidity. Fuck Israel and it's lackey's, causing over 60 years of wars and death due to a several thousand year old myth!


2/24/2010 10:33:21 AM

Mister Spak

What happened to you end times scenario in 2000? And in 1990? And in 1980? And in 1967? And in 1940? And in 1920? Etc. . . .

2/24/2010 10:36:45 AM

Swede

@I Read About The Afterlife
So...Where in the Revelations does it mention the US turning it's back on Israel? Because I seem to recall something about a whore of Babylon, a beast, trumpets, and the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse -- yet nothing of the US. Strange.

...or the beast. It's one or the other, really, if you want the US to be in there.

2/24/2010 10:37:39 AM

Doctor Whom

You're adding to the Book of Revelation, and the Book of Revelation says that you'll go to hell for doing so. Have a blessed day.

2/24/2010 10:53:37 AM

Mister Spak

Ergo:

"Where in the bible does it state that 'The United States of America must defend Israel at all costs!' ? "

The bible says that god will do to a nation what that nation does to Israel. The fundies think that if they support Israel no matter what, god will support the US regardless of ACLU, homosexuals, women wearing pants etc.

2/24/2010 11:43:30 AM

Berny

Horse shit.
If the US was to abandon Israel, Israel would either have to start playing nice with its neighbours or it would be annihilated, and that is even with its nuclear deterrent.
End Times scenarios are for witless morons.

2/24/2010 11:48:30 AM

entropius

@ Spak

So if the US ignores Israel, God will ignore the US?

Seems like a get-out-of-smiting-free card. We tell Israel go mind their own business, and then we can wear all the polyester, eat all the clams, and have all the sex we want?

Seems good to me.

2/24/2010 11:58:40 AM

Old Viking

And the price of gefilte fish will go out of sight.

2/24/2010 12:16:25 PM



Um... They don't need us but we need them?

2/24/2010 12:34:28 PM

Apocraphy

When AND if??????????

2/24/2010 12:38:32 PM
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