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If the US were to abandon Israel Israel would in fact demolish her enemies. But the US will pay for defying God. We're talking about the End Times scenario here. So when and if the US turns its back on israel that's when i will be pretty certain all hell is about to break loose. Literally.

2nd Amendment, Free Conservatives 55 Comments [2/24/2010 8:41:35 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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GodotIsWaiting4U

Huh. I don't remember that being in the text of the 2nd Amendment of the Constitution.

"Israel would in fact demolish her enemies"

In what alternate universe?

2/24/2010 12:39:59 PM

Reckoner

This is exactly why you shouldn't base your foreign policy on a very questionable interpretation of a 2000 year old books.

2/24/2010 1:08:09 PM

Totenkopf

No fucking way anyone actually believes this, not in the 21st century

2/24/2010 1:19:30 PM

pete

We won't ever "abandon" Israel. If we did? They would confirm the fact that we illegally gave them nukes. Although I suppose it might be possible once the guilty parties are dead.

2/24/2010 1:27:43 PM

breakerslion

And then all the ghosts of dead baby seals will rise up and club Canadian seal hunters to death. After that, there will be a Disco revival, right down to the platform shoes. No, really! It's in Revelation! The Whore of Babylon is really Oprah, and the Four Horsemen are Obama, Raul Castro, Don Cheadle, and the purple Teletubby. "Of course!" you say, "Now it all makes sense!" The only safe course of action is to breathe your own air! I recommend taping a plastic bag to your face. Smearing sheep's blood on your door might work too.

2/24/2010 1:28:54 PM

tracer

I thought you End Times folks believed that the Apocalypse COULDN'T happen until Israel rebuilt the Temple. (You know, the one that the Dome of the Rock is standing on top of today.)

So if the U.S. withdrew its support for Israel, wouldn't that DELAY the End Times instead of hastening them?

2/24/2010 1:32:49 PM

Mayhem

Israel is the spoiled child of the world. We've let them get away with murder, figuratively and literally. The sooner we DO abondon them, the better.

2/24/2010 1:53:44 PM

Phisshy

This Israel... is compensation for not enough liberation of death camps.

This new nation is not the old Israel.

Those Israel end times prophecies should be void due to the dissolution of the sovereign state said prophecies referred to.

2/24/2010 2:52:46 PM

Vince

Mayhem, Headache, guys. What's with all the Israel hating here?

2/24/2010 8:02:49 PM

TB Tabby

How about we support Israel the same way you fundies like to "support" the poor, and tell them to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps?

2/24/2010 10:09:08 PM

aaa

@Vince: Israel has been quite dickish to everyone else for the last 20 years or so. I personally recommend cutting some of the support and pressuring the israeli government to stop being dicks.

2/24/2010 11:11:33 PM

Phisshy

Vince

I would like "Peace in the mid-east" to come ASAP and no one getting hurt in the process, but don't like Israel being treated like a holy nation.

All sovereign nations are equal, none should a have a divine right to do whatever.

2/25/2010 12:19:10 AM

Canadia

Headache hit the nail on the head.

Fuck Israel.

2/25/2010 1:37:42 AM



US abandoned Israel like 1800 years ago when it even didn't exist. Your point?

2/25/2010 3:10:49 AM

FSMpirate

HARK! FOR IT IS THE END OF DAYS!! THE TIME IS NIGH! WE MUST ALL (BURRRRRRP)...

Whew, sorry 'bout that. Just some gas. False alarm!!

2/25/2010 6:26:24 AM

Unbeliever

@Headache:

Actually, our tax dollars don't go to Israel. Well, they kinda do - but there is a string attached. Israel can only use these money to buy US weaponry. So essentially, the money go to our military industry, with Israel being the middle-man.


@aaa:

Won't change anything. US did not support Israel in 1948 - they still managed to beat all 5 attacking armies.

2/25/2010 7:15:30 AM

aaa

@Unbeliever: Never underestimate the power of a well timed trade embargo.

2/25/2010 8:24:13 AM

Unbeliever

@aaa:

China was long since drooling all over Israeli technology, especially their military drones. As of right now, US controls Israeli military exports (among other things, with the help of that tax money). US starts an embargo, US loses that control. Guess who will buy every high-tech toy Israel has to sell, and ask for more...

2/25/2010 8:30:16 AM

Unbeliever

I hate multiple-comments. Deleting.

2/25/2010 8:31:48 AM

Unbeliever

EDIT:

I hate multiple-comments. Deleting.

2/25/2010 8:33:42 AM

Brenz

I'm so glad I'm not you.

2/25/2010 9:44:16 AM

Felis >:3

Two guestions:

1. Why does the U.S. ally itself with a country whose foreign policy amounts to "Push around/attack/kill Muslims/Non-Jews/anyone who looks at us funny, even if it is, itself, terrorism and treachery towards our allies, and call our critics anti-Semites" (Dubai assassination, anyone?)?

2. Seeing as Israel could potentially become a hotbed of (Jewish) extremism one day, why the fuck don't we just bomb the living shit out of them as well as the rest of the Middle East?

I'm sorry if people find that offensive, and if it's overtly vitriolic, but when you get down to it, the Yids are just as bad as the Ragheads, and once one of them wins, they'll turn on the rest of humanity.

All the religious violence on the planet emanates from Jews, Muslims, Christians, and all the problems they have with each other (and no, I am not calling for extemination of Jews, or anyone at all -- just the ideas).

We need to fuck them all off out of it, all those Abrahmic cunts, regardless of belief, and have fuck all to do with them.

And perhaps nuke Mecca and Jerusalem if it's ever needed -- which it probably will. Again, apols for the rant, but they are cunts, the lot of them.

2/25/2010 10:51:49 AM



This guy doesn't have any idea about miltiary prowress, does he?

2/25/2010 12:13:54 PM

Phisshy

Felis >:3

Please, stop. You might get featured on this site.

2/25/2010 4:14:12 PM

Canadiest

(This is a rant
This is not a simulation)


Check out the population difference. Hell, check out the possible population difference from Isreal to the Arab states.

Idiot.

Them Arabs, They owned that land for over a thousand years. There wouldn't be an Isreal today if not for the Allied countries and their military might.

Remember, the allies war machine was in full gear when we won the war, As allies we could do what we wanted and did. This doesn't justify Isreal or our decision in any way.

After WW2 we reshaped the world and bitched at Russia for seperating Germany, Germany! Who ONLY fucking attacked them.

The walls down, woulda fell two years earlier if Reagan kept his big mouth shut, was progressively more open many years preceeding.

What about that wall we built for Isreal? The dreamland of antiquity, a self-fulfilled Biblical prophecy. How is this better? They're not the only country that's ever been made part of a colony.

Have the Americas first nations got their own country? They had one once and for a longer time then Isreal.

2/25/2010 6:17:51 PM
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