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Man does not face eternal? suffering. But, man does face up to 5 months of physical suffering on earth, between May 21, 2011 thru October 21, 2011. After the massive earthquake topples EVERY city on earth, on May 21, 2011, there will be No food, clean water, medical aide, sewer, gasoline, etc. There will be nuclear fallout, plagues, and disease. Every person left behind at the Rapture, on May 21, 2011, will face these living conditions..

The Lord will destroy this universe on 10/21/11

WitnessoftheTruth, YouTube 107 Comments [3/1/2010 8:51:58 AM]
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dionysus


3/1/2010 8:54:22 AM

rubber chicken

You are not going to enjoy May 22nd, 2011 when everybody points at you and laughs

3/1/2010 8:54:41 AM

Inari

Yet another moron telling us exactly when the world will end.

Who knows, maybe 5/21/2011 is the last day his mother is willing to let him live in the basement.

3/1/2010 8:55:52 AM

Javascap

[[citation needed]]

3/1/2010 8:56:04 AM

I Read About The Afterlife

"Every person left behind at the Rapture, on May 21, 2011"

Wait, the rapture's on my birthday?! PARTY PARTY TIME! You're all invited!

EDIT: And I'll be 21! best day ever!

3/1/2010 8:59:46 AM

Horsefeathers

"The Lord will destroy this universe on 10/21/11"

So, I shouldn't plan a Halloween party then, is that it?

Damn. And Halloween is my favorite time of year.

3/1/2010 9:03:29 AM

Tyler


3/1/2010 9:07:05 AM

Canadia

I'll make sure to remember this for a cheap laugh the day afterward.

3/1/2010 9:07:26 AM

GigaGuess

I will treat this like I treated every other doomsday prophecy.

With an eyeroll, a snicker, and a reminder that your God takes a dim view of false prophets.

3/1/2010 9:10:04 AM

haijak

I was born May 19, 1980.
Mt. Saint Hellens erupted the day before.
Now 31 years and 2 days later, the world will end.
I'm sure I can play with some of the numbers and make it my fault.

3/1/2010 9:14:45 AM

Unbeliever

@Haijak:

Ask and ye shall receive:
31 years and 2 days, let's add the digits:
3 + 1 + 2 = 6.

The first number is 3, indicating that the result should be repeated 3 times:
666

So... yeah, it is your fault :)

3/1/2010 9:17:53 AM

Misty

So that's the new Rapture schedule? Awright.

Let's forget all the last times deathmongers were wrong.

3/1/2010 9:17:57 AM

Unbeliever

Double post. Deleting.

3/1/2010 9:19:58 AM

Lucilius

@rubber chicken:

No, on May 23 they will suddenly have no memory of ever saying this.

3/1/2010 9:20:28 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

"there will be No food, clean water, medical aide, sewer, gasoline, etc. There will be nuclear fallout, plagues, and disease."

This is, of course, the Internet, so we've all played Fallout 3. We're ready.

3/1/2010 9:32:16 AM

Old Viking

The Mayans scoff at you.

3/1/2010 9:35:47 AM

JSS



Because People of GodTM can't be wrong!

3/1/2010 9:47:33 AM

Doctor Whom

Scripture and common sense finally agree: You're full of it.

3/1/2010 9:50:20 AM

Jack Bauer

You know this because........?

Why five months?

Five is not a particularly biblical number.

Why not three?

Three is quite biblical.

Anyway - supposing god tells a latter day Noah about the impending unpleasantness. Noah could build a modern ark using composite materials (but in an ecologically friendly manner).

Hehehehe - wouldn't you be as sick as a particularly diseased parrot if the NeoNoah turned out to be a follower of Islam - which, of course, means you Raptards have just got it all wrong.

3/1/2010 9:53:59 AM

Sophie

@ I Read About The Afterlife

And it ends on my birthday! And I will also be 21!

@ Horsefeathers

I also enjoy Halloween (and autumn). Of course, as an atheist, I pass the satanic holiday by kicking puppies and eating babies.

3/1/2010 9:58:17 AM

Zeus Almighty

@ Jack Bauer

"And there will be one, two, five months of suffering."

"No, three, sire."

"Three months of suffering. And during these five months."

"Three.

"Yes, three months." ...

3/1/2010 10:08:23 AM

Swede

Haiti is living through that kind of disaster right now. And Chile has had a taste of it too.

3/1/2010 10:08:54 AM

Table Rock

Can I have all your stuff?

And will eBay still be up during this time?

3/1/2010 10:14:23 AM



School boy error, never give dates. Say it's soon and you get to talk to the White house give a date and the send you to the crazy house.

3/1/2010 10:14:52 AM



Double post

3/1/2010 10:28:47 AM
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