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3/1/2010 8:54:22 AM
You are not going to enjoy May 22nd, 2011 when everybody points at you and laughs
3/1/2010 8:54:41 AM
Yet another moron telling us exactly when the world will end.
Who knows, maybe 5/21/2011 is the last day his mother is willing to let him live in the basement.
3/1/2010 8:55:52 AM
3/1/2010 8:56:04 AM
I Read About The Afterlife
"Every person left behind at the Rapture, on May 21, 2011"
Wait, the rapture's on my birthday?! PARTY PARTY TIME! You're all invited!
EDIT: And I'll be 21! best day ever!
3/1/2010 8:59:46 AM
"The Lord will destroy this universe on 10/21/11"
So, I shouldn't plan a Halloween party then, is that it?
Damn. And Halloween is my favorite time of year.
3/1/2010 9:03:29 AM
3/1/2010 9:07:05 AM
I'll make sure to remember this for a cheap laugh the day afterward.
3/1/2010 9:07:26 AM
I will treat this like I treated every other doomsday prophecy.
With an eyeroll, a snicker, and a reminder that your God takes a dim view of false prophets.
3/1/2010 9:10:04 AM
I was born May 19, 1980.
Mt. Saint Hellens erupted the day before.
Now 31 years and 2 days later, the world will end.
I'm sure I can play with some of the numbers and make it my fault.
3/1/2010 9:14:45 AM
Ask and ye shall receive:
31 years and 2 days, let's add the digits:
3 + 1 + 2 = 6.
The first number is 3, indicating that the result should be repeated 3 times:
So... yeah, it is your fault :)
3/1/2010 9:17:53 AM
So that's the new Rapture schedule? Awright.
Let's forget all the last times deathmongers were wrong.
3/1/2010 9:17:57 AM
Double post. Deleting.
3/1/2010 9:19:58 AM
No, on May 23 they will suddenly have no memory of ever saying this.
3/1/2010 9:20:28 AM
"there will be No food, clean water, medical aide, sewer, gasoline, etc. There will be nuclear fallout, plagues, and disease."
This is, of course, the Internet, so we've all played Fallout 3. We're ready.
3/1/2010 9:32:16 AM
The Mayans scoff at you.
3/1/2010 9:35:47 AM
Because People of GodTM
can't be wrong!
3/1/2010 9:47:33 AM
Scripture and common sense finally agree: You're full of it.
3/1/2010 9:50:20 AM
You know this because........?
Why five months?
Five is not a particularly biblical number.
Why not three?
Three is quite biblical.
Anyway - supposing god tells a latter day Noah about the impending unpleasantness. Noah could build a modern ark using composite materials (but in an ecologically friendly manner).
Hehehehe - wouldn't you be as sick as a particularly diseased parrot if the NeoNoah turned out to be a follower of Islam - which, of course, means you Raptards have just got it all wrong.
3/1/2010 9:53:59 AM
@ I Read About The Afterlife
And it ends on my birthday! And I will also be 21!
I also enjoy Halloween (and autumn). Of course, as an atheist, I pass the satanic holiday by kicking puppies and eating babies.
3/1/2010 9:58:17 AM
@ Jack Bauer
"And there will be one, two, five months of suffering."
"No, three, sire."
"Three months of suffering. And during these five months."
"Yes, three months." ...
3/1/2010 10:08:23 AM
Haiti is living through that kind of disaster right now. And Chile has had a taste of it too.
3/1/2010 10:08:54 AM
Can I have all your stuff?
And will eBay still be up during this time?
3/1/2010 10:14:23 AM
School boy error, never give dates. Say it's soon and you get to talk to the White house give a date and the send you to the crazy house.
3/1/2010 10:14:52 AM
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