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I have heard two sermons this month on FASTING AND PRAYER. Perhaps it is not what the troops are doing wrong...perhaps it is what WE are doing wrong? How many of us are fasting and praying for these men?

architectlink, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Mysteriously Anonymous Guy

Fasting and praying: The Ultimate force multiplyer.

5/10/2006 2:30:27 PM

David D.G.

It's not just that these people believe in magic that disturbs me, it's that they believe in utterly nonsensical, illogical magic. Fasting is supposed to cause military support? What the heck kind of magic is that? Even voodoo makes more sense!


~David D.G.

5/10/2006 3:54:25 PM

Napoleon the Clown

YES! Fast! Pray! Just keep both up until we have victory! And I don't mean take the occaisional break. Go at it solid, stick with it! Do not consume anything until we have achieved total annihalation of our enemies!

5/10/2006 8:36:06 PM

Nibien

Why would a God need your petty prayers to do something?

Seriously, do you think God is a democracy or something? Christ, you people can't even get your own beliefs straight.

"God always has a plan and does the right thing... unless we all pray really hard, when he changes his mind and does what we want him to do!"

3/12/2008 9:05:53 AM

Canadiest

This is an occupation war. They will suffer losses, no way can you watch everyone around you after you've invaded their land.

Keep praying, won't hurt, Christians usually just say "Imagine how bad it could be without our prayers"

3/12/2008 4:58:44 PM

Canadiest

Also I've seen the fattest people on Earth and they appear to be in the south where this Fundie Rapture shits at its peak. Fasting is not missing one meal and doubling the next

3/13/2008 2:42:04 PM

Freboy

So THAT'S how the allies won WWII.

Guess now we know what happened in Vietnam then...

3/13/2008 3:35:03 PM

Philbert McAdamia

I imagine old Holy George in the white house is doing just that - he's so involved in helping out his soldiers he doesn't quite have time to attend any funerals.
Nor church, eh?

3/13/2008 4:23:22 PM

Brenz

I'll do it when Bush does it. He's the one who screwed it all up.

3/13/2008 5:40:11 PM



Fasting and praying isn't going to stop a bullets flying at them at 1000mph. Why don't you enlist if you want to help.

7/8/2008 2:14:32 PM

Justanotheratheist

Anyone who preaches shit like that should be shot.

12/4/2011 12:38:09 AM
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