"The number of children who are born subsequent to a first abortion with handicaps has increased dramatically. Why? Because when you abort the first born of any, nature takes its vengeance on the subsequent children," [...]
"In the Old Testament, the first born of every being, animal and man, was dedicated to the Lord. There's a special punishment Christians would suggest."
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What about people who have a miscarriage the first time? Is that God taking the first born for himself?
Actually, I'm willing to bet that's exactly what this guy would say.
This guy used to be my partner's delegate in the VA assembly. (My partner moved since then.)
He's got a history of high level ass-holery. Because of a law he helped push through , it is debatable whether I could make medical decisions for my hypothetically critically ill partner... even if he had signed a medical power of attorney specifically saying I could.
...So by that logic, odds are good that a baby I know should be "handicapped." Oh wait, no, the baby that was handicapped was the first one with Down Syndrome and a plethora of other medical conditions who likely wouldn't have survived past the first week!
Sorry, that got me a bit angry. *deep breath*
My daughter was born with cerebral palsy. She is our second child, her older brother is perfectly healthy. My wife has never had an abortion. We know people who have had abortions and went on to have perfectly healthy children. Bob Marshall is a know-nothing Republican moron from the state of Virginia. Unfortunately, in a state full of Republican morons he will likely get re-elected.
Fuck you, Bob Marshall.
But if they're aborted, they wouldn't be the first-born, would they?
Somewhere between 20% and 30% of all conceptions end in spontaneous miscarriage, often before the women even knew she was pregnant. If you believe God creates children, then He's the biggest abortionist of all time.
If any of you outside USA still subsrcibe to the idea of USA #1 then I can't help you.
Yes, people, if you are surprised over the level of stupidity shown by US politicians, you would be absolutely flabbergasted over the rest of the country.
Don't believe all the crap you see about how USA is the best place in the world, it's just a bad commercial and not the reality of the product you buy. Think of USA as an old clunker of a car with a fresh coat of paint that has started to chip away and the rusty surface underneath starts showing. The owner is still claiming it's as good as new and getting better with each year passing. If you mention the rusty underpinnings, you will be met with a scathing wall of insults.
"The number of children who are born subsequent to a first abortion with handicaps has increased dramatically. Why? Because when you abort the first born of any, nature takes its vengeance on the subsequent children,"
Untrue, false and a damn lie.
There are several special punishments I would like to suggest for you.
Hooray for believing that the world is controlled by magic!
Wait...no, that's a stupid thing to believe.
When Bob Marshall's life comes to an eventual end, whenever and however that may be, I sincerely hope I can visit the gravesite of this ignorant, bigoted, misogynistic, tiny-minded, christofascist sack of shit and drop my pants, crouch down, and take a sizable, steaming, stinking crap on it.? He deserves nothing more than complete and utter contempt. And the fact the he, and those like him, are trying to force this kind of rotten theocracy on us makes them all the more despicable.
"The number of children who are born subsequent to a first abortion with handicaps has increased dramatically"
The only thing that has increased dramatically is the size of the lies you insane bullshit artists tell. Are you basing the handicap thing on first-hand experience? Your results might not be typical. Your mother might have tried to drown you, if she had a lick of shame.
"Why? Because when you abort the first born of any, nature takes its vengeance on the subsequent children,"
And we're just supposed to take your word for that because you think you're important? I not only need a citation here, I need the positive findings from the sanity hearing that you so desperately need.
"In the Old Testament, the first born of every being, animal and man, was dedicated to the Lord. There's a special punishment Christians would suggest."
No, I've read that book, and you're full of shit. The god in your head is a sadistic little boy burning ants with a magnifying glass.
@ Old Viking:
The doctor has to wear boxing gloves, I think.
"Because when you abort the first born of any, nature takes its vengeance on the subsequent children..."
Right, wasn't it supposed to be your god that takes vengeance? Why is it nature all of a sudden?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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