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"The number of children who are born subsequent to a first abortion with handicaps has increased dramatically. Why? Because when you abort the first born of any, nature takes its vengeance on the subsequent children," [...]

"In the Old Testament, the first born of every being, animal and man, was dedicated to the Lord. There's a special punishment Christians would suggest."

State Delegate Bob Marshall of Manassas, VA, newsleader.com 57 Comments [2/25/2010 12:59:04 AM]
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Priestling

You could hear the jaw drop when this was played on the Rachel Maddow show... sweet googly moogly...

2/25/2010 1:07:44 AM

Antichrist

So you're saying that Sarah Palin had an abortion? Are you sure you want to go with that answer?

2/25/2010 1:09:32 AM

Tallyho

citation needed!

2/25/2010 1:11:10 AM

Serph-no-Okami

What about people who have a miscarriage the first time? Is that God taking the first born for himself?

Actually, I'm willing to bet that's exactly what this guy would say.

2/25/2010 1:21:27 AM

aaa

This is going to get amusing.

2/25/2010 2:03:33 AM



Lying for the Lord again, just like when they tried to skew some statistics to falsly claim that abortion causes cancer. Disgusting

2/25/2010 2:09:22 AM

Zits

This horse shit was dropped on the Rachel Maddow show????



Saying this is "This is going to get amusing." is like saying atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a wee bit destructive...

2/25/2010 2:10:27 AM

Rumpleforeskin

Ouch. This guy has just opened the floodgates to a river of shit and he's standing right in its way. When was this broadcast by the way? I love this stuff. Never happens here in Ireland, the most loony stuff we get anymore is politicians telling each other to "fuck off" in parliament... :(

2/25/2010 2:14:09 AM

Rumpleforeskin

Sry, double post...

2/25/2010 2:17:27 AM

nutbunny

Why revenge on someone who doesn't deserve it (ie. innocent fetuses). That does not sound very just. If your god is responsible for exacting justice in this universe (I am taking a risk and assuming so) then that makes your god unjust. That makes your god extremely undesirable.

2/25/2010 2:51:30 AM



My mother had a miscarriage and had a subsequent healthy child. And many women who didn't abort have got children with serious problems. You know, nature is not politically correct.

2/25/2010 3:09:41 AM



If they are so keen on the OT, why don't they convert to Judaism, I wonder?

2/25/2010 3:11:43 AM

ME

So what you are saying is that your mother had several abortions prior to choosing to have you, because you are seriously fucking mentally handicapped. Fucking moron. ..... (you can watch him say this at www.rightwingwatch.org Just scroll down a bit.)

2/25/2010 3:26:09 AM

Colonel Boris

Dicyanoacetylene burns with a temperature of 4990 °C (9010 °F for you over-the-ponders). This is the hottest flame achievable. Even this is too cool a fire for you to die in.

2/25/2010 3:44:53 AM

Swede

It can't be The Firstborn until it is, ya know, born!

2/25/2010 4:01:06 AM

LDM

Wrong again.

2/25/2010 4:48:16 AM



Apparently he claims that he was misunderstood. There's no misunderstanding here Bob, it's absolutely clear that you are a fucking douche.

2/25/2010 4:56:29 AM

David B.

Great Zombie Jesus, they could not make their god sound like more of a douche if they tried!

2/25/2010 5:18:12 AM

MDB

This guy used to be my partner's delegate in the VA assembly. (My partner moved since then.)

He's got a history of high level ass-holery. Because of a law he helped push through, it is debatable whether I could make medical decisions for my hypothetically critically ill partner... even if he had signed a medical power of attorney specifically saying I could.

2/25/2010 5:36:30 AM

emau99

Why, why, why do these fucktards get into office?

2/25/2010 6:44:56 AM

shadkat

...So by that logic, odds are good that a baby I know should be "handicapped." Oh wait, no, the baby that was handicapped was the first one with Down Syndrome and a plethora of other medical conditions who likely wouldn't have survived past the first week!

Sorry, that got me a bit angry. *deep breath*

2/25/2010 6:48:03 AM

TGRwulf

Further proof that god is an asshole.

2/25/2010 7:20:18 AM

Canadiest

In a sensible world, people who believe in such things would never achieve higher office positions. In parts of America this shit gets them elected

2/25/2010 7:23:35 AM

caustic gnostic

The last sentence really sums it up, imo. The best "special punishment" wins god's eternal love, eh?

2/25/2010 7:34:36 AM



What about miscariages? They have the same effect biologically as an abortion, after all, and the majority of women will miscarry before they manage to carry a fetus to full term.

2/25/2010 7:36:35 AM
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