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"Are... are you now disputing the existance of DNA???"

Yes. DNA can never be proven. Evolutionists are obsessed with it because they always say ''chimps share 97% DNA with modern man'' etc. That's great, however you would then need to prove DNA is real.

Asycthian, Christian Forums 122 Comments [2/25/2010 1:03:44 AM]
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Priestling

*faceclaws* *headdesks* *sighs and gets the bandages for broken fingers*

2/25/2010 1:08:18 AM

Reckoner

Oh please oh please oh please tell me that this is a Poe?

2/25/2010 1:08:40 AM

tallyho

WTF! Is this one serious?

2/25/2010 1:09:50 AM

Thrutch

Sooooo ... you have to prove to every individual idiot that DNA exists, but you don't have to prove to rational humans that Ol' Beardy, Junior and Slimer exist.

2/25/2010 1:11:31 AM

Antichrist

The Scythians or Scyths[1] (Greek: S?????, S?????) were an Ancient Iranian people of horse-riding nomadic pastoralists[2][3] who throughout Classical Antiquity dominated the Pontic-Caspian steppe, known at the time as Scythia.

Add that to 15 posts and faith=other, I'm thinking Poe.

Who the hell is educated enough to know about Syctians, but not about DNA?

2/25/2010 1:13:53 AM

WiseGuyEddie

I refuse to believe that quote was serious. It has to be a ploy by some troll to start a debate. I ain't taking "Da-Bait"

2/25/2010 1:16:01 AM

campbunny

Because the vulgarised science of a grade six textbook is the only science that exists, right?

2/25/2010 1:18:04 AM

Lady Renae

Not poe. I checked myself. Also, I've heard similar levels of fail from much more educated people. It's a matter of having all the right information and coming to the wrong conclusion.

2/25/2010 1:19:47 AM

Serph-no-Okami

I would call Poe if I hadn't seen people denying the existence of DNA before. Seriously, the discovery of DNA can be considered one of the greatest findings of the 20th Century, why do you think some random internet moron knows more about it then all the scientists ever since?

Well at least this isn't as bad as the guy who claimed that humans can't have DNA as the acid would melt us all. (Yes someone once said that in all seriousness.)

2/25/2010 1:24:17 AM

aaa

What. Let me make a guess, you probably also think that electricity and radioactivity don't exist.

2/25/2010 1:49:34 AM



Okay, soooo, anything you have to use a microscope to see does not exist, and things that can be seen with the naked eye, like fossils and cave paintings, don't mean what they appear to mean. Got it.

2/25/2010 2:06:50 AM

G. Fieendish

Re: Serph-no-Okami's post
If "acid melts us all" as "This Guy" you mention, uses as a justification for his refutation of DNA, than how can human beings digest food, as I seem to recall that the stomach uses a 0.1M Hydrochloric Acid solution as part of the Digestion process...?

2/25/2010 2:18:53 AM

Kisare

.....we did. Read a book, dumbfuck.

2/25/2010 2:43:19 AM

nutbunny

Oh sweetie, one of the 1st experiments I did in my 1st year as a biochemistry student at university was to isolate DNA. It definitely was there. Also, i performed a karyotype on onion cells to make the chromosomes visible under the microscope. Chromosomes are made of DNA. You can also make DNA visible using special UV luminescent dyes in agarose gels....

Shit, I just realised Asycthian probably doesn't understand anything I've said. Bummer.

2/25/2010 2:44:33 AM



Can't be proven?. Tell it to CSI.

2/25/2010 3:08:14 AM

Smilodon

We have.

2/25/2010 4:08:20 AM

louislois

As one can see, Denial is not just a river in Africa.

2/25/2010 4:25:00 AM



Poe or not, this Asycthian certainly does spout a lot of nonsense. I particularly like his fossilised modern key.

2/25/2010 4:54:47 AM

David B.

"The bible can never be proven. Christians are obsessed with it because they always say ''it says this in the bible'' etc. That's great, however you would then need to prove the bible is real."

Come on, Assychristian, would you really accept the above argument from any atheist? What if, when you showed them a bible, they went on "but you can't prove that's a bible", would you concede they had a point?

Because that's the level of dumb you just exhibited.

2/25/2010 4:55:00 AM

David B.

I don't think this is a poe, I think it's a classic example of fundie industrial-strength confirmation bias.

DNA evidence does not support his beliefs, ergo it can't be real, even if that means claiming DNA isn't real. It's how fundtards like Asycthian (and I presume he means Ascythian) manage to function in a technologically advanced world with bronze age mentalities. If how things like computers, drugs and paternity tests work is inconvenient then that's not how they work, even if the people who make them say it is.

2/25/2010 5:05:58 AM

D Laurier.

DNA has been verified as real by countless biologists and geneticists since the 1960s.

2/25/2010 5:34:57 AM

FSMpirate

HA HA HAA!! FOSSIL HAT! FOSSIL KEY!!

Oh my FSM, that's so funny, it's painful.

2/25/2010 6:19:32 AM

FSMpirate

Double.

Might as well make the best of it.

HAAAAAAA HAA HA HA HA HAAA~!~!~! WHEW~!

2/25/2010 6:19:37 AM

Canadiest

But Christianity needs no proof at all and should be completely believed and followed according to the wishes of your preacher(s) of choice

2/25/2010 6:28:52 AM

Swede

Can you prove that you are real?

2/25/2010 6:30:47 AM
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