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Many people think that Star Wars is a good movie. This may be entertaining, but in fact it is evil. Why, you ask, is a tool for millions of Satan's favorite movie? The answer is the police force.

Throughout all three movies, people always said that in May the Force be with you. However, what is power? In the "angel" Obi-Wann Karboi said, "It's something inside all living creatures." But, is it not God?

Police make people like the devil. Luke is a "teaching" the dirty, wizened, dwarf substitute for God, Yoda make things flying in the air TELEKENISIS. This is the devil!

Darth Vader should be a good evil and Owen en. This is not correct. They are evil, because Owen En hope Luke (a desecration of the things the name of the devil, biological) use of such super-senses feeling and get good. George Lucas is telling us that the Jewish Christians, God is not enough, and want us to believe, at a higher secular human force. Tell Jesus, George!

The R2 - D2 is the mute false god Baal who children are told is "cool." It so cool when you play God, and that your position? I do not think so!

believer in christ, FanFiction.net 114 Comments [2/25/2010 1:08:16 AM]
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Cupcake

Maybe I'm just really tired, but I actually laughed out loud at this, and totally lost it when I got to Malkyrian's image XD

2/25/2010 4:40:13 AM



"They are evil, because Owen En hope Luke (a desecration of the things the name of the devil, biological) use of such super-senses feeling and get good. George Lucas is telling us that the Jewish Christians, God is not enough, and want us to believe, at a higher secular human force".

Did believer in christ pick a few words at random, throw in a smattering of religious buzzwords and simmer for 3 hours to produce this?

2/25/2010 4:40:47 AM

LDM

Yet another exhibit in the case against homeschooling.

2/25/2010 4:45:16 AM

louislois

@Smilodon

I certainly wouldn't disagree with you. There are definitely very good finds over on FanFiction.

Of course, it's also been responsible for such infamous monstrosities as this.

2/25/2010 4:45:44 AM

Smilodon

quote=louislois "I certainly wouldn't disagree with you. There are definitely very good finds over on FanFiction.
Of course, it's also been responsible for such infamous monstrosities as this."


Ah yes, I have heard quite a few things on that particular fanfic. Namely that it sucks.

2/25/2010 5:00:27 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Well, to be fair George Lucas did produce some "abominations".




2/25/2010 5:10:24 AM

Canadia

@LDM

At the hands of stupid parents, perhaps.

2/25/2010 5:39:53 AM

tjonp

Goooooooood... let the stupid flow through you......

2/25/2010 5:45:50 AM

dionysus

PoE or not, that's one of the least coherent things I've read in a while. believer in christ, the English language wants to see you in court over this gratuitous rape.

2/25/2010 6:01:16 AM

Mister Spak

wat

2/25/2010 6:11:21 AM

FSMpirate

Jar-Jar Binks am duh debbil! Iyf he were in uh-nother starwurs moveh, I'd sell off mah Derp Vayder kas-tomb.

Whew. I'm glad I don't have to communicate with fundies like this ALL the time. Shit gets tiring.

2/25/2010 6:11:25 AM

Dharmabum

Wow. It's sort of like a dried-up stream of unconsciousness ...

2/25/2010 6:12:57 AM

Norman

The fail is strong with this one.

2/25/2010 6:20:22 AM

shadkat

I read on a website somewhere that judges how acceptable a movie is for Christians, and Star Wars rated surprisingly high. I wish I could find that site again, but I lost it when I lost my old computer. But seriously, even other fundies (and that site was fundy) don't agree with this word vomit.

2/25/2010 6:37:07 AM

Swede

Look who seriously missed the point, and is 33 years behind his/her time.
Three movies? I thought there were six of them now.

"Police make people like the devil." What? Is the police force the PR firm of the devil? And where did the police come from?
It's a force of nature they are talking about, not an army of some sort.

What is a "good evil"?
The Jewish Christians? Is that like the Christian Muslims?

2/25/2010 6:47:32 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

Ow, my English.

2/25/2010 6:57:41 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

Aah, FanFiction.net...

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

2/25/2010 7:05:16 AM

Paschal Wagner

@Smilodon, louislois:

And of course there's always this.

2/25/2010 7:06:13 AM

Doubting Thomas

Is there anything fun that fundies don't find evil?

And I'm no Star Wars fan, but even I know that it was Yoda who taught Luke, not the other way around. Or maybe your poor writing skills just make it look like that's what you were saying.

2/25/2010 7:08:27 AM

TGRwulf

Can I have some of whatever it is that you're smoking?

2/25/2010 7:23:13 AM



How is a mechanic robot a god? Isn't that like saying that plumbers are playing god?

2/25/2010 7:34:18 AM

Leander

Ah, the Grammar it hurts...

2/25/2010 7:35:46 AM

Askold

What is this...
I don't even...

2/25/2010 7:37:56 AM

breakerslion

@ TBTabby:

AAAARRRRGGGHHH! MY BRAIN!

believer in christ: Now do Ronald McDonald, Mayor McCheese and The Grimmace. Or, you might click your heels together three times and repeat: "There's no place like this! There's no place like this ...."

2/25/2010 7:55:03 AM

macavitykitsune

@Paschal Wagner: Fuck, that was amazing. I'm off to traumatise my girlfriend with that now....

2/25/2010 8:15:33 AM
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