Quote# 71156
Many people think that Star Wars is a good movie. This may be entertaining, but in fact it is evil. Why, you ask, is a tool for millions of Satan's favorite movie? The answer is the police force.
Throughout all three movies, people always said that in May the Force be with you. However, what is power? In the "angel" Obi-Wann Karboi said, "It's something inside all living creatures." But, is it not God?
Police make people like the devil. Luke is a "teaching" the dirty, wizened, dwarf substitute for God, Yoda make things flying in the air TELEKENISIS. This is the devil!
Darth Vader should be a good evil and Owen en. This is not correct. They are evil, because Owen En hope Luke (a desecration of the things the name of the devil, biological) use of such super-senses feeling and get good. George Lucas is telling us that the Jewish Christians, God is not enough, and want us to believe, at a higher secular human force. Tell Jesus, George!
The R2 - D2 is the mute false god Baal who children are told is "cool." It so cool when you play God, and that your position? I do not think so!
believer in christ,
FanFiction.net 112 Comments [2/25/2010 1:08:16 AM]
Fundie Index: 142
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#1125732
Cupcake
Maybe I'm just really tired, but I actually laughed out loud at this, and totally lost it when I got to Malkyrian's image XD
2/25/2010 4:40:13 AM
#1125733
"They are evil, because Owen En hope Luke (a desecration of the things the name of the devil, biological) use of such super-senses feeling and get good. George Lucas is telling us that the Jewish Christians, God is not enough, and want us to believe, at a higher secular human force".
Did believer in christ pick a few words at random, throw in a smattering of religious buzzwords and simmer for 3 hours to produce this?
2/25/2010 4:40:47 AM
#1125734
LDM
Yet another exhibit in the case against homeschooling.
2/25/2010 4:45:16 AM
#1125735
louislois
@Smilodon
I certainly wouldn't disagree with you. There are definitely very good finds over on FanFiction.
Of course, it's also been responsible for such infamous monstrosities as
this.
2/25/2010 4:45:44 AM
#1125740
Smilodon
quote=louislois "I certainly wouldn't disagree with you. There are definitely very good finds over on FanFiction.
Of course, it's also been responsible for such infamous monstrosities as this."
Ah yes, I have heard quite a few things on that particular fanfic. Namely that it sucks.
2/25/2010 5:00:27 AM
#1125743
Tolpuddle Martyr
Well, to be fair George Lucas did produce some "abominations".
2/25/2010 5:10:24 AM
#1125747
Canadia
@LDM
At the hands of stupid parents, perhaps.
2/25/2010 5:39:53 AM
#1125748
tjonp
Goooooooood... let the stupid flow through you......
2/25/2010 5:45:50 AM
#1125749
dionysus
PoE or not, that's one of the least coherent things I've read in a while. believer in christ, the English language wants to see you in court over this gratuitous rape.
2/25/2010 6:01:16 AM
#1125751
Mister Spak
wat
2/25/2010 6:11:21 AM
#1125752
FSMpirate
Jar-Jar Binks am duh debbil! Iyf he were in uh-nother starwurs moveh, I'd sell off mah Derp Vayder kas-tomb.
Whew. I'm glad I don't have to communicate with fundies like this ALL the time. Shit gets tiring.
2/25/2010 6:11:25 AM
#1125753
Dharmabum
Wow. It's sort of like a dried-up stream of unconsciousness ...
2/25/2010 6:12:57 AM
#1125757
Norman
The fail is strong with this one.
2/25/2010 6:20:22 AM
#1125764
shadkat
I read on a website somewhere that judges how acceptable a movie is for Christians, and Star Wars rated surprisingly high. I wish I could find that site again, but I lost it when I lost my old computer. But seriously, even other fundies (and that site was fundy) don't agree with this word vomit.
2/25/2010 6:37:07 AM
#1125774
Swede
Look who seriously missed the point, and is 33 years behind his/her time.
Three movies? I thought there were six of them now.
"Police make people like the devil." What? Is the police force the PR firm of the devil? And where did the police come from?
It's a force of nature they are talking about, not an army of some sort.
What is a "good evil"?
The Jewish Christians? Is that like the Christian Muslims?
2/25/2010 6:47:32 AM
#1125778
DarkfireTaimatsu
Ow, my English.
2/25/2010 6:57:41 AM
#1125781
Percy Q. Shunn
Aah, FanFiction.net...
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
2/25/2010 7:05:16 AM
#1125782
Paschal Wagner
@Smilodon, louislois:
And of course there's always
this.
2/25/2010 7:06:13 AM
#1125783
Doubting Thomas
Is there anything fun that fundies don't find evil?
And I'm no Star Wars fan, but even I know that it was Yoda who taught Luke, not the other way around. Or maybe your poor writing skills just make it look like that's what you were saying.
2/25/2010 7:08:27 AM
#1125788
TGRwulf
Can I have some of whatever it is that you're smoking?
2/25/2010 7:23:13 AM
#1125795
How is a mechanic robot a god? Isn't that like saying that plumbers are playing god?
2/25/2010 7:34:18 AM
#1125797
Leander
Ah, the Grammar it hurts...
2/25/2010 7:35:46 AM
#1125799
Askold
What is this...
I don't even...
2/25/2010 7:37:56 AM
#1125809
breakerslion
@ TBTabby:
AAAARRRRGGGHHH! MY BRAIN!
believer in christ: Now do Ronald McDonald, Mayor McCheese and The Grimmace. Or, you might click your heels together three times and repeat: "There's no place like this! There's no place like this ...."
2/25/2010 7:55:03 AM
#1125821
macavitykitsune
@Paschal Wagner: Fuck, that was amazing. I'm off to traumatise my girlfriend with that now....
2/25/2010 8:15:33 AM
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