Many people think that Star Wars is a good movie. This may be entertaining, but in fact it is evil. Why, you ask, is a tool for millions of Satan's favorite movie? The answer is the police force.
Throughout all three movies, people always said that in May the Force be with you. However, what is power? In the "angel" Obi-Wann Karboi said, "It's something inside all living creatures." But, is it not God?
Police make people like the devil. Luke is a "teaching" the dirty, wizened, dwarf substitute for God, Yoda make things flying in the air TELEKENISIS. This is the devil!
Darth Vader should be a good evil and Owen en. This is not correct. They are evil, because Owen En hope Luke (a desecration of the things the name of the devil, biological) use of such super-senses feeling and get good. George Lucas is telling us that the Jewish Christians, God is not enough, and want us to believe, at a higher secular human force. Tell Jesus, George!
The R2 - D2 is the mute false god Baal who children are told is "cool." It so cool when you play God, and that your position? I do not think so!
believer in christ, FanFiction.net 112 Comments
[2/25/2010 1:08:16 AM]
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It's a movie.
Light passing by on a screen.
Get over it.
2/25/2010 8:17:41 AM
the old firm
Ok guys, why in the name of all that is holy did you need to mention "jesus/hitler" and "My Immortal"? Why? How shall I ever recover? And why do I click on such links, why?
"Looking for the Brainbleach"
2/25/2010 8:27:07 AM
wanna make him watch anime, just to see what's it like when synapses burst like zits
2/25/2010 9:17:57 AM
Worst Ass Rape of the English language that I’ve ever seen.
2/25/2010 9:29:29 AM
Baal? How the holy horns did you get Baal out of R2-D2?
You had me throughout, but that's gotta be Poe.
2/25/2010 9:38:06 AM
STOP SNIFFING THE MAGIC MARKERS! IT'S BAD FOR YOU!
2/25/2010 9:50:22 AM
What manner of language is this?
What manner of recreational chemical was in use at the time of writing?
Isn't that something that acid comes in?
2/25/2010 9:54:51 AM
2/25/2010 10:28:21 AM
Gah. Not this shit again. You guys really need to sort out your beliefs from our make-believes.
Also: your fan fiction sucks. If you want to preach, pleeeease at least make like Terry Goodkind and put your opinions into the mouths of "wise old" characters.
2/25/2010 12:12:14 PM
Oh god what are you even saying
Oh, wait, FanFiction.net. Yeah, at least this isn't My Immortal, so there's that.
2/25/2010 12:37:17 PM
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2/25/2010 12:51:49 PM
2/25/2010 12:58:53 PM
WTF, I mean WTF..... Is there even a coherent sentence in there?
2/25/2010 1:30:45 PM
2/25/2010 1:36:39 PM
"Darth Vader should be a good evil and Owen en. This is not correct. They are evil, because Owen En hope Luke (a desecration of the things the name of the devil, biological) use of such super-senses feeling and get good."
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
2/25/2010 1:50:59 PM
Get a life.
2/25/2010 2:02:02 PM
Obi-Wann Karboi? Owen en?
Have you even SEEN the movie?!
2/25/2010 2:14:37 PM
HAY GAIZ CHEK MA FANFIC REP IF U LIEK
and teh nluk sad "no yu ar not my fathar u r teh polise!" and tnhe drat vidar daid "no luk i m ur fathr i m nut teh polic." an den luk was a zomie an burn in hell 4 rpacticng witchcfrat THE END
btw im believer in christ i 4got 2 put it n teh name but dis is him
2/25/2010 2:17:55 PM
/Luke is a "teaching" the dirty, wizened, dwarf substitute for God,/
Uh, no, it was the other way around. Yoda taught Luke.
/Yoda make things flying in the air TELEKENISIS. This is the devil!/
And Moses parting the Red Sea was what, exactly? Was that the work of the devil, too?
/Darth Vader should be a good evil and Owen en./
Wait - what? Is English this person's native language or not? Are you trying to say that Darth Vader should be good? Well, he was, as Anakin Skywalker and then at the very end, when he achieved redemption thanks to his son. If you're trying to say that he should be evil, well...for most of the "Star Wars" films he already was. We all knew that. He's one of the most (in)famous villains in cinematic history. And what does Owen have to do with this?
/They are evil, because Owen En hope Luke/
What the heck does "en" mean? Seriously, if English is not your first language, get a better translator!
/George Lucas is telling us that the Jewish Christians, God is not enough, and want us to believe, at a higher secular human force./
In other words, none of the characters in "Star Wars" get down on their knees every five seconds to pray to God to solve all their troubles. This is truly a grievous offence, which only happens in about 99% of movies. *rolls eyes*
/The R2 - D2 is the mute false god Baal who children are told is "cool."/
Okay, now you're just making stuff up.
2/25/2010 2:52:52 PM
believer in christ
hey ur bein meen dun b men n stuf u dikheas >:(
an noone reped ma fanfic u gaiz ur mene >:(
2/25/2010 4:03:00 PM
2/25/2010 4:07:10 PM
A NEW BOOK
THE DEBIL STRIKES BACK
RETURN OF THE JEBUS
THE DELUSIONAL MENACE
ATTACK OF THE FUNDIES
.... That's all I got.
REVENGE OF THE>>>>???
2/25/2010 4:23:46 PM
I have never seen such bizarre word salad in my life.
2/25/2010 4:30:00 PM
These ignorant dolts see Satan in everything. I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't allow the use of mirrors.
ME: And most likely these fundies would especially call POKEMON THE DEVIL and outlaw it because it teaches little children teh eebilution factor. *rolls eyes and has a good laugh at this quote* FUCK YOU I LOVE STAR WARS!!!! ILL USE THE FORCE TO PUT YOU IN A CHOKE HOLD AND THEN SET YOU ON FIRE FOR INSULTING R2D2 AND MASTER YODA! XD
2/25/2010 5:17:22 PM
Prequals = Evil
Originals = Fuck You
2/25/2010 7:14:58 PM
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