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Many people think that Star Wars is a good movie. This may be entertaining, but in fact it is evil. Why, you ask, is a tool for millions of Satan's favorite movie? The answer is the police force.

Throughout all three movies, people always said that in May the Force be with you. However, what is power? In the "angel" Obi-Wann Karboi said, "It's something inside all living creatures." But, is it not God?

Police make people like the devil. Luke is a "teaching" the dirty, wizened, dwarf substitute for God, Yoda make things flying in the air TELEKENISIS. This is the devil!

Darth Vader should be a good evil and Owen en. This is not correct. They are evil, because Owen En hope Luke (a desecration of the things the name of the devil, biological) use of such super-senses feeling and get good. George Lucas is telling us that the Jewish Christians, God is not enough, and want us to believe, at a higher secular human force. Tell Jesus, George!

The R2 - D2 is the mute false god Baal who children are told is "cool." It so cool when you play God, and that your position? I do not think so!

believer in christ, FanFiction.net 115 Comments [2/25/2010 1:08:16 AM]
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Neith

"Throughout all three movies..."

Did he really post that in 2010, or pre-1999?

And who the hell is Obi-Wann Karboi? Car boy? It's not even close...


"The R2 - D2 is the mute false god Baal..."

Oh, now that's just too funny! =)

7/17/2010 6:20:53 PM

BiC has never met me...

but has on fanfiction.net. he basically spammed all the Bible forums. Just ignore him. It's the best way to go. he's a nazi, waiting to kill all Jews. and athiests. he seems to think that if you aren't christian, you're a satanist. he calls satan "stan", hitler "hilter" and, wait for it, hell "jell". http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2134634/2134634 is him.

1/2/2011 7:44:45 PM

Nightangel

Get the fuck off my favorite website, you stupid douche!!!

1/2/2011 10:54:52 PM

Tempus

...the fuck am I reading?

1/2/2011 11:11:43 PM

Swede

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_mDTLphIVY&feature=related
(How do you put the movie clip into the post?)

Which movie did you watch? I don't remember R2-D2 playing God.

1/3/2011 1:43:03 AM

Canama

Poe. Nobody could be this stupid.

2/9/2011 4:41:16 PM

KR

Who the big F is Obi-Wann Karboi?

And: it's a movie you dummy. Doesn't it get kind of hard on you when see evil and teh debbil everywhere you look? And, what is "good evil"? And and... uhhh... this just doesn't make any sense.

Bailing out of thread before brain implosion.

2/9/2011 5:49:22 PM

Renon

what the funkin wagnles are you talkin about?

2/9/2011 6:24:20 PM

478

Obvious poe is obvious.

2/9/2011 6:44:55 PM



"Hey, there's good evil and then there's bad evil."

How do police make people more similar to the devil? What's wrong with R2-D2? What did Luke teach to Yoda? What does this man have to say about Super Mario Bros? "Bowser is the devil, he should be a hard soft. Mario is the mute false god Baakon!" Really, he's worse then Seymour from Sinfest! At least he only cared about nis own world...

7/3/2012 3:33:41 PM

The Impostor

I remember this guy, a few years ago, he was infamous across several fandoms for creating a series of fics called "the prayer warriors" he is generally thought to be a troll.

4/1/2013 9:22:14 PM

Kuno

Luke (a desecration of the things the name of the devil, biological)

Is this guy trying to argue that the name Luke is a form of Lucifer? You know, Luke, as in one of the writers of the gospels? [flat]what.[/flat]

The R2 - D2 is the mute false god Baal

Just because you do not understand the language someone (or in this case something) is speaking, it does not mean that that person (or droid) isn’t speaking at all…

4/2/2013 4:38:40 AM



What's that Samuel L Jackson quote, again? Oh right. ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!!

That said, are you a moron or a self righteous loon who thinks fun is evil?

3/2/2014 8:34:57 PM

Dr. Shrinker

It sure would be nice if there were moderators to weed out the obvious poe's that get submitted here.

Yep, sure would be nice.

3/2/2014 9:16:11 PM



"Why is a tool for millions of Satan's favorite movie?"

Can anyone tell me what this guy was supposed to be saying?

7/1/2014 10:56:44 PM
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