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No. I have no reason to believe gravity as we know it existed. The forces and balance of forces may have been quite different. Ever wonder how they built the early pyramids?

No evidence exists for gravity as we know it, to have existed, why would I need to disprove it???

dad, Christian Forums 105 Comments [2/25/2010 6:12:41 PM]
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Sandwich Board

If gravity exists now but didn't then, there must have been an awful big thump when it switched on.

Gravity was invented by 3M when it was discovered that Post-It note glue was not quite strong enough.

2/25/2010 8:18:36 PM

Quantum Mechanic

I perceive stupid has reached a new low.

It is far too easy for idiots to find food.

2/25/2010 8:26:32 PM

ThinkingManNeil

Please - for the love of all that is human - please, please, PLEASE tell me you can't be this staggeringly, monumentally, heartbreakingly STUPID

2/25/2010 8:57:45 PM



This feels like a poe. Even hardcore fundies tend to believe in gravity since it's a force that's more than proven itself time and time again every day of our lives.

Luckily the vast majority of Christians aren't this stupid (since the majority of the US is Christian, if they were all this stupid then the US wouldn't be a world power).

2/25/2010 9:04:37 PM

Zipperback

Is this really the original Dad? I love Dad!

2/25/2010 9:07:01 PM

Gawd


Oh, come on. This is just someone mocking the fundies.

Next thing you know, they'll be telling us that modern, "grocery store" bananas prove the existence of God.

But, seriously, no one thinks like this . . .

2/25/2010 9:26:46 PM

Cooks

It's quite obvious that gravity exists because it pulled your cranium to the ground when your mom accidentally released you from her grip as a baby.

Subtitle for stupid people--Your mom dropped you on your head as a baby--

2/25/2010 9:59:52 PM

Fanatic-Templar

No. I have no reason to believe gravity as we know it existed. The forces and balance of forces may have been quite different. Ever wonder how they built the early pyramids?

... Slave labour disproves gravity?

No evidence exists for gravity as we know it, to have existed, why would I need to disprove it???

You can check out the existence of gravity for yourself: simply find the tallest building you can and jump off its summit.

2/25/2010 10:06:26 PM

Zoo

Haven't you ever fallen? What causes that if not gravity? (Do I really want to know?)

2/25/2010 10:11:13 PM

myheadhurts

Actually, in the last few years there has been a very workable solution to the pyramids. I know because I did wonder and tend to read up on stuff like that. You might try doing the same.

Any who, if the forces could change willy nilly, wouldn't there be evidence? If not, what can we base these supposed changes on?

There is evidence that gravity, as we know it, hasn't changed much for several billion years.

2/25/2010 10:15:47 PM

Frogflayer

15,321 posts - looks like the same old dad once more to entertain us.
Also that thread is this gem

'You have no way of knowing, and certainly not by science that gravity affected all equally, in the days of Noah, as it does now. Be objective, and honest.'

2/25/2010 10:23:32 PM

shykid

This feels oh-so-very-poe'y -- but it's "dad"...

2/25/2010 11:01:12 PM



So, if you jump from the ESB's last block, you're not going to die for sure, are you?

2/26/2010 1:43:50 AM

the dog

Is that how Jesus walked on water ?

2/26/2010 2:31:15 AM

LC

Rimmer: "...like the pyramids. How did they move such massive pieces of stone without the aid of modern technology?"

Lister: "They had massive whips, Rimmer. Massive, massive whips."

2/26/2010 3:32:19 AM

aaa

Never before, i have had such great urge to punch the ignorant fuck to the face.

2/26/2010 3:55:05 AM

oop

On the seventh day God said, "Let there be grav... aw fuckit I'm gonna take a nap."

2/26/2010 4:29:01 AM

The Jamo

I suppose, since you're from a completely different universe, gravity may actually not exist there at all. However here, it certainly does exist. You need nothing more than any object to prove it.

2/26/2010 5:42:16 AM



There is no gravity. God sucks.

2/26/2010 5:43:10 AM

Mister Spak

Ever wonder why the pyramids didn't float away into the sky?

2/26/2010 6:27:55 AM

D Laurier.

Gravity exists.
The tools and techniques used by the builders of the pyramds, are well known.

The evidence for gravity is this; An object tossed up, will return to the ground

2/26/2010 6:32:58 AM

Quantum Mechanic

It is obviously far too easy to find food.

2/26/2010 6:37:21 AM



I wish gravity would get a crush on people like this!

2/26/2010 6:45:31 AM

GigaGuess

And give me one iota of evidence that it DIDN'T exist as we know it. And "it would make creating the pyramids easier" doesn't count. The fact that gravity exists NOW as it does is proof that it did then as well. It's not like it just...starts.

2/26/2010 6:49:10 AM

dionysus

There was no gravity during Egyptian times? I had no idea the Egyptian civilization lived on a series of free-floating rocks in space and worshiped a loose collection of hydrogen atoms.

2/26/2010 7:11:28 AM
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