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No. I have no reason to believe gravity as we know it existed. The forces and balance of forces may have been quite different. Ever wonder how they built the early pyramids?

No evidence exists for gravity as we know it, to have existed, why would I need to disprove it???

dad, Christian Forums 105 Comments [2/25/2010 6:12:41 PM]
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#1126823
ergo

Is he suggesting Egyptian builders would float to reach higher places?

2/27/2010 11:52:35 PM
#1126830
starnerd

Walk off a tall building, then tell me that gravity doesn't exist!

2/28/2010 12:46:39 AM
#1126843
Zits

Oh Lord. Your not drunk, are you Dad. I thought only drunks could dig this deep in the back of the stupid hole...


2/28/2010 4:39:22 AM
#1126953


"No evidence exists for gravity as we know it, to have existed, why would I need to disprove it???"
You need to disprove that as much as you need to disprove evolution, Bubba!

2/28/2010 12:22:12 PM
#1126994
Sagan's Ghost

So tell us dad, just exactly how does your family tree not branch.

2/28/2010 2:50:32 PM
#1127006
caustic gnostic

If gravity didn't exist, neither would the words 'up' and 'down'.

Perhaps it's just the word that dad objects to. 'Gravity', however, is easier to say than 'a local curvature in space-time'.

Levity is the opposite of gravity. Perhaps dad is attempting to be funneh.

2/28/2010 3:47:32 PM
#1127085


wat

2/28/2010 10:43:26 PM
#1145995
Donut

They must believe in surface tension though, how else would Christ walk on water??? (but no gravity means that surface tension mustn't exist either!)

4/13/2010 1:55:16 AM
#1146083
Anon-e-moose

"No evidence exists for gravity as we know it, to have existed"

Indeed. As the old graffiti says, 'Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks'.

/sarcasm

@Sagan's Ghost

"So tell us dad, just exactly how does your family tree not branch."

In dad's case, it loops in on itself, like Ouroboros. Just sayin'.

(*Walks away, whistling "I'm My Own Grandpa"*)

4/13/2010 8:23:20 AM
#1146084
D

"No evidence exists for gravity as we know it, to have existed, why would I need to disprove it???"

Isn't you not floating in space proof enough?

4/13/2010 8:29:51 AM
#1153054
D

Th-they're denying gravity now?

4/29/2010 1:37:00 PM
#1161918
kurt vonnegut

slapstick

5/27/2010 5:00:06 PM
#1161939
anti-nonsense

If this were almost anybody but dad, I'd assume it was a joke.

However dad is easily this crazy.

5/27/2010 6:48:27 PM
#1162162
TheDoc

Ah, dad. Insane as ever.

5/28/2010 3:17:57 PM
#1163987
Jt

I was going to call Poe, then I searched "dad" and, well, he's hilarious.

6/2/2010 4:36:07 PM
#1169316
NAFFOFF87

?

6/18/2010 4:42:15 AM
#1169336
Anon-e-moose

"No. I have no reason to believe gravity as we know it existed."

Every Astronaut, Cosmonaut and Taikonaut would like a word with you, dad.

6/18/2010 6:23:55 AM
#1187999
Hatter

Thank God. I've been pinned against my ceiling all week. I'm glad someone else acknowledges the lack of gravity.

8/3/2010 11:37:57 AM
#1188000
GigaGuess

Ever wonder how they built the early pyramids?
It's a lot easier when you have scads of slaves and no OSHA compliance to worry about...

8/3/2010 11:59:09 AM
#1188001
Isaac Newton

We need to talk.

8/3/2010 12:04:39 PM
#1188008
Anon-e-moose

"No evidence exists for gravity as we know it, to have existed, why would I need to disprove it???"

1- Go to Chicago.
2- Go to the top of Willis Tower.
3- Stand on ledge.
4- Take one of those 'leaps of faith' you lot bang on about.
5- ?????
6- PROFIT! (for the gene pool, at least. There's a Darwin Award in it for you!)

>:D

8/3/2010 12:21:16 PM
#1188718
Lady Nefarious

Albert Einstein once said:

"There are two things that are infinite: The universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

Yeah, I'm seeing that here.

8/5/2010 10:48:15 AM
#1190882
Se7enSages

*Pinches nose bridge**sigh*

8/10/2010 10:36:31 PM
#1191971
The Duelist

This forum is where people with an I.Q. in the negative go...

8/12/2010 3:54:27 PM
#1193259


i

i mean

what

8/16/2010 6:07:27 AM
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