(Response to someone making a hypothetical prayer of a girl praying for God to help her, as her dad is hurting her).
This would? maybe be Gods answer:
Dear Annie, Annie Child; before you assume that i am this bad and really does nothing about it. Read my words, The Bible. And think about things before you go Evolution style and assuming things. Dear Annie, you will find delight in the afterlife.
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"So just get it over with and die already."
But hey, it's a YouTube comment. 'Nuff said. Even God sounds like a moron in a YouTube comment.
So God is illiterate.
Who knew?
Fundie Beliefs #27 - Theodicy
"Theodicy" is the attempt to explain why a benevolent and all-powerful God lets bad things happen to people. For example, why does He allow an entire city to be destroyed by an earthquake? No problem. There’s simply no such thing as "bad". Either
a) He’s "testing" you,
b) It’s part of "His plan", and we don’t know what that plan is, but since God is perfect, it’s sure to be a good one,
c) It was Satan’s fault, and it would’ve been a whole lot worse if God hadn’t stepped in and put a stop to it, or
d) OK, it's bad; but He'll make up for it in the afterlife.
Imagine how many more people would have died on 9/11 if God hadn’t been there to stop Satan and those heathen Muslims from doing worse. And don’t forget, if it hadn’t been for Hitler, no one would have believed all that whining about the phony "holocaust" and given Israel back to the Jews. And when a baby is born with only one big eye in the middle of its face and most of its brain missing and it dies (a week later), it's sure to get its other eye back * and be in heaven at the right hand of our Lord, Jesus. Plus what would make you love God more: winning the lottery or having Him destroy your home and kill your children with a tornado? Obviously, the latter!
* but not necessarily its brain, since those aren't needed in heaven
Dear Annie; what I'm trying to say is that my god has shown no inclination for alleviating your suffering himself and I have no inclination for being a decent human being. Have a nice day!
But then, this is a YouTube comment. I think only 4chan has them beat for trolls.
So, while her dad is abusing her, she needs to ask him to stop so she can read the bible?
Or is it Annie's fault her dad is harming her because she learned about evolution in school?
Your god is a sick bastard.
@Tolpuddle Martyr
Actually the response was in a NephilimFreeFree video. A channel where someone has decided to mirror NephilimFree's videos so people can comment freely without fear of being blocked for pointing out the flaws in his arguments.
P.S - I remember when NephilimFree tried to get this channel suspended by filing a false DMCA, I don't think he will do so again in the near future, but you never know.
> And think about things before you go Evolution style and assuming things.
"Little child, everything evil in this world is somehow related to Moslems, Evolution, Abortions, Global Warming, Obama, and possibly still those Rock 'n Roll Musicians and that Dungeons & Dragons game and that Doom video game thing that I heard of in the radio once, because I am an almighty God. That is why your dad is gave you those painful bruises. Harden your Heart and Blame the Beatles and Al Gore, my beloved one."
Why the hell everything the fundies have to do has to brush with their political views? They can't even sneeze without claiming that global warming is a fraud, and if they happen to trip over sidewalk curb, they curse the Obama Administration conspiracy to destroy all good American streets. This is an indication of a very dangerously muddled monomaniac mind.
I think it's nearly time to get hypothetical CPS involved.
Of course, this is exactly the reason I dropped my faith. Cna't beat it into someone!!
"Dear Annie, you will find delight in the afterlife. "
So Annie should kill herself?
We'd all be better off if you killed yourself and left Annie alone.
Yeah. Read about Job. God allowed Satan, as part of a wager, to kill all Job's family. nice kind of guy.
Read also about all the other nasty things he did. Nothing like the inerrant Bible for opening one's eyes.
The troubleis the fundies don't read it except to cherry pick what suits their perverted beliefs. And their pastors pick and choose too. But I say, take one sentence of the bible, then you are committed to all of them.
So get reading and welcome to (at least) agnosticism.
Dear Annie,
Get fucked and die.
Love,
god
Dear Annie,
Um, life isn't as sacred as my followers say it is. Death will be good for you. So yeah, have fun dying and whatever you do, submit to palabuff99's political view.
Sincerely,
A "loving" god.
Ok, what about THIS life, just in case, a la Pascal Wager, it's false?
Re: Mr Spak's post
Of course, if Annie does follow God's inferred advice, & "self terminates", Annie will find herself not in Heaven, but in Hell, (as suicide is apparently a Mortal Sin according to the Bible) , where presumably Daddy analogues, in the form of Devils, will be waiting to carry on abusing her, where Daddy left off...
"I think that God's got a sick sense of humour, & when I die, I'll hear him laughing..." - Blasmpheous Rumours: Depeche Mode
G. Fieendish:
Not necessarily. Daddy might still accept Jesus on his deathbed, and go to heaven. Justice at its finest.
Edit: Never mind, I misread your post. Not being very observant, I guess.
The statement regarding justice still stands, though.
So, I guess this Jesus guy and his concern with the welfare of children doesn't really matter, does it? No, defeating the heretical viewpoint that's supported by thousands of peer-reviewed studies matters far more than, say, actually practicing what the man you supposedly worship preaches.
I'm not sure what's worse - this horrible post, or the fact that I can't... stop... laughing at it (and the comments thus far).
Argh, what's happening to me?! Too much time spent on FSTDT this afternoon. After a while, the endless parade of bigotry, misogyny and downright stupidity starts to inspire mild hysteria.
I think I'd better go and do something else.
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