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(Response to someone making a hypothetical prayer of a girl praying for God to help her, as her dad is hurting her).

This would? maybe be Gods answer:
Dear Annie, Annie Child; before you assume that i am this bad and really does nothing about it. Read my words, The Bible. And think about things before you go Evolution style and assuming things. Dear Annie, you will find delight in the afterlife.

palabuff99 , YouTube 64 Comments [3/1/2010 5:04:16 PM]
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Submitted By: Norman
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Sandwich Board

"So just get it over with and die already."

But hey, it's a YouTube comment. 'Nuff said. Even God sounds like a moron in a YouTube comment.

3/1/2010 5:08:48 PM

solomongrundy

Just when you thought fundies couldn't get any sicker.

I hope this is only hypothetical...

3/1/2010 5:10:02 PM

louislois

Fundy-English Translator:

"Shut up and die! How dare you question Christian dogma!"

3/1/2010 5:15:01 PM

shykid

What.

3/1/2010 5:15:11 PM

Canadia

Fuck you harder and with a sharper object than ever before.

3/1/2010 5:19:41 PM



Yes I'm sure God the all wise all knowing being with infinite knowledge of all languages ever made in existence would use "Evolution Style" in a sentence.

3/1/2010 5:20:11 PM

Mudak

I don't believe in an afterlife. If this girl knows only pain in this life, even nothingness after you die is an improvement.

3/1/2010 5:24:20 PM

Wehpudicabok

NO IT'S TEH EBILUSHONISTS WHO ARE EVIL!!!! we just tell little girls that it's okay that their parents are abusing them. but we're GOOD PEOPLE and GOD IS ON OUR SIDE! obviously!!! stupid evilutionists!

3/1/2010 5:27:38 PM

Dexter

"to go evolution style"...

*snickers*

3/1/2010 5:37:18 PM

Atheissimo

So God is illiterate.

Who knew?

3/1/2010 5:37:57 PM

TGRwulf

Time to break out the clue bat!

3/1/2010 5:40:49 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

In other words, God really does nothing about it.

3/1/2010 5:41:55 PM

Blasphemina

That's just...wow. That's just revolting. Go slam your head in a door.

3/1/2010 5:48:37 PM

Blasphemina

And I wonder if evolution style is anything like doggie style.

3/1/2010 5:49:18 PM

macavitykitsune

I want to gouge chunks out of your penis with a rusty spoon. THEN, I'll settle in with the chillies and the tabasco sauce...

3/1/2010 5:58:13 PM

ZugTheMegasaurus

"I won't help you, and you'll die before I ever do anything nice for you, but don't you dare stop believing I'm great!"

3/1/2010 6:02:57 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Kill abusive parents while you are young.
My biggest mistake.

3/1/2010 6:15:16 PM

John

Fundie Beliefs #27 - Theodicy

"Theodicy" is the attempt to explain why a benevolent and all-powerful God lets bad things happen to people. For example, why does He allow an entire city to be destroyed by an earthquake? No problem. There’s simply no such thing as "bad". Either

a) He’s "testing" you,
b) It’s part of "His plan", and we don’t know what that plan is, but since God is perfect, it’s sure to be a good one,
c) It was Satan’s fault, and it would’ve been a whole lot worse if God hadn’t stepped in and put a stop to it, or
d) OK, it's bad; but He'll make up for it in the afterlife.

Imagine how many more people would have died on 9/11 if God hadn’t been there to stop Satan and those heathen Muslims from doing worse. And don’t forget, if it hadn’t been for Hitler, no one would have believed all that whining about the phony "holocaust" and given Israel back to the Jews. And when a baby is born with only one big eye in the middle of its face and most of its brain missing and it dies (a week later), it's sure to get its other eye back * and be in heaven at the right hand of our Lord, Jesus. Plus what would make you love God more: winning the lottery or having Him destroy your home and kill your children with a tornado? Obviously, the latter!

[size=9]* but not necessarily its brain, since those aren't needed in heaven[/size]

3/1/2010 6:16:00 PM



Dear Annie; what I'm trying to say is that my god has shown no inclination for alleviating your suffering himself and I have no inclination for being a decent human being. Have a nice day!

But then, this is a YouTube comment. I think only 4chan has them beat for trolls.

3/1/2010 6:28:54 PM



Translation: Suck it up Buttercup.

3/1/2010 6:36:01 PM

anevilmeme

So who's the sicker asshole, the parent abusing the
child or the bible thumper that justifies it and tries to speak for god?

3/1/2010 6:52:39 PM

Tyler

Youtube. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

3/1/2010 7:20:53 PM

Papabear

So, God's allowing child abuse is OK because the abused will presumably eventually go to heaven?

3/1/2010 7:23:47 PM

D Laurier

This is why peadophiles LOVE religion.

3/1/2010 7:29:19 PM

Old Viking

Gawd tawk funee.

3/1/2010 7:32:38 PM
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