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The theory of evolution was only devised for political reasons (it's modern believers only believe in it for political reasons, not because of the scientific evidence).


Asycthian, Christian Forums 51 Comments [3/1/2010 12:00:31 PM]
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Yet Charles Darwin was not a politician and never benefited from his theory, not to mention the modern theory is significantly revised.

3/1/2010 4:25:31 PM

Zits

Sense when do Galapagos finches have an agenda?


3/1/2010 5:13:52 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

So you don't deny that the evidence IS there, I see. Thanks.

3/1/2010 5:40:49 PM

Newhere

I'm sorry, what?

3/1/2010 5:46:45 PM



The theory of evolution Religion was only devised for political reasons

Fixed.

3/1/2010 5:48:51 PM

Berny

If by that you mean that only politicians with the level of intelligence required to understand evolution, and other complex scientific concepts, should be allowed to hold public office, then I agree wholeheartedly.
If that isn't what you mean, then you are a fucktarded cock-monkey.

3/1/2010 5:50:11 PM

Smilodon

Does every opposing viewpoint boil down to politics to these people?

3/1/2010 5:51:47 PM

Ambrielle

No. Next?

3/1/2010 7:30:59 PM

Panz

It never ceases to amaze me how they can take reality, no matter how obvious, and rotate it 180 degrees to be exactly what their fantasies are

3/1/2010 9:13:15 PM

Alencon

Hey guys, what the hell does "POE" mean?

3/1/2010 10:04:19 PM

Headache

anevilmeme said:

It's like watching an entire group of people MST3K themselves over and over.


MST3K??
What the fuck is a MST3K?

First rule when using abbreviations not in common use, don't just abbreviate, elongate!

3/2/2010 9:29:15 AM

Quantum Mechanic

That is, except for all of biology.

Now "goddidit" is most certainly just about politics.


3/2/2010 9:30:50 AM

Apocraphy

@Headache

Its Mystery Science Theatre 3000,its a tv show where 3 characters take the piss out of very bad old and new sci fi movies

3/2/2010 12:10:34 PM

OhMyOhMy!

Actually you have it backwards. Most intelligent, educated, people with political ambitions think religion is bunk, but pretend to be religious for appearances sake. It is also a great way to deflect blame for social problems. Instead of praying Jebus will save you from live in the trailer trash toilets they are living in, they would instead blame the government. I am an aetheist, but when I form a country, damn straight I am going to make damned sure there is some warm fuzzy diety for the lower class masses to pray to. I don't want them on my back.

3/2/2010 12:35:19 PM

Paler_Face

The loose and unsubstantiated ideas of creationism were only devised for political reasons (it's modern believers only believe in it for political reasons, not because of the scientific evidence).

FIXED!

3/3/2010 6:02:18 AM



Darwin, the son of a preacher and an amateur naturalist who went to Galapagos had political ideas in mind?. I am glad to find out which ones(?)

3/3/2010 7:01:54 AM

FMG

http://www.homoeopathynow.com/images/h_images/leprosy.jpg

This is Leprosy...

I can cure it...

With "evolution based science".

Your book requires divine intervention...

3/3/2010 7:30:47 AM

John_in_Oz

Well that's true. Everyone knows you can't believe that free-market crap without justifying it by Darwinism.
</satire>

3/3/2010 6:29:36 PM

Philbert McAdamia

The theory of evolution was only devised for political reasons

OK, then, I'm voting for it. Darwin for president! WooHoo!

3/3/2010 7:08:17 PM

God

The universe is a brain that thinks up instances of itself. *Of course* evolution is the way this works!

3/4/2010 5:37:18 AM



This is called P-R-O-J-E-C-T-I-O-N.

3/5/2010 8:53:13 AM

ergo

Hysterically, most politicians (in the United States)at least say they're Christian.

/flawedlogic

3/5/2010 11:20:27 AM

andrewfink

The bible was made for political resons, somewhere in the bible it talks about the rich man going to hell and the poor man or slave going to heaven as long as he just waits it out but he cant commit sucide because the bible says not to. This keeps the debt enslaved peasent from overthrowing the rich man who makes his life miserable. Their are many other uses to the bible and religon to the powerful. Isnt it a lot easier to make someone who belives in an afterlife throw his life away as a solider for their country.

3/7/2010 2:09:29 PM

Reika12345

Hm... I wonder why Religion was created. I bet it had something to do with controlling morons like you! :D

3/9/2010 4:22:34 AM

SZD

Good thing science doesn´t require belief, just your senses and your reason- Mind, if you will.

8/18/2010 2:48:20 AM
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