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Some things can not be explained by science. Take for example, rainbows. Rainbows are a mystery and you can not touch them, just like god. Despite this fact, they are still there even though there is no scientific explanation for them. So next time you find yourself doubting your faith, think of god as a rainbow. I know that this can be a difficult concept for some of you to grasp. It is just like air you can't see it but you know its there

Dro, Y!A 236 Comments [3/2/2010 2:05:53 AM]
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#1238671
you'restupid.

there's an explanation. just search for it.

12/27/2010 11:23:38 PM

#1240292


Rainbow? ...more like reign poe

1/2/2011 11:29:25 AM

#1245784
Garthonk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3qFdbUEq5s

These people are related

1/16/2011 1:51:46 AM

#1248063
The Bad Guy

They don’t call it "yahoo answers" for nothing.

1/23/2011 2:14:49 PM

#1248064
The Bad Guy


1/23/2011 2:19:30 PM

#1248788


Honestly, I am now stupider for having read this. If you do not know how a rainbow exists, please do not breed. Your gene pool is tainted.

1/25/2011 4:48:07 PM

#1251624
Raised by Horses



And you're on the goddamn internet, to boot. It would take you less time to look up the answer than it took to type up that post.

2/1/2011 1:35:25 PM

#1251661
Anon

Give me a sunny summer day and a gardening water hose, and I will make you a small rainbow.

I can do rainbows, therefore I am God! (as of this massively weird fundie)

2/1/2011 3:03:24 PM

#1251984


Willful ignorance sure can go a long way. In the era of Google, Youtube, and Wikipedia, it's especially pitiful.

2/2/2011 12:26:36 PM

#1253248
miki

REFRACTION bonehead, REFRACTION!
Try looking it up. Scientists have known about since before your F******g bible was concocted to control you from being a human.
Next time do some research then switch on your brain before operating the keyboard.

2/6/2011 7:54:01 AM

#1253333
Anon-e-mmose

"Some things can not be explained by science. Take for example, rainbows. Rainbows are a mystery"

If Dro(pout of grade school) ever flew in an airliner that just happened to enter an area of airspace where there'd just been a rain shower, he'd better not look out of the viewport, if he knows what's good for him:



'I know that this can be a difficult concept' indeed...:



--EDIT--

Wups, mistyped my name there. Knackers.

2/6/2011 11:42:02 AM

#1253339
B K

'Rainbows are visions, but only illusions; rainbows have nothing to hide.'
metaphore fail!

2/6/2011 11:51:19 AM

#1256817
Anvita

Fucking rainbows. HOW DO THEY WORK?

2/14/2011 2:36:26 PM

#1257218
Stu dApples

Forgive me if I'm wrong - and again if this has been pointed out before - but aren't rainbows one of the symbols of the gay pride movement? Therefore we're being told that when we think of God we should be thinking of homosexuality?

2/15/2011 3:31:52 PM

#1258758
Jaerath

Bill?Bill O'Reilly?..is that you?

2/19/2011 7:42:05 AM

#1259874
newtkeeper

Of course, this is business for Philosophers. You know,

There was an awful rainbow once in heaven
We know her woof, her texture, she is given
Into the dull catelogue of common things
Philosophy will clip an angel's wings[...]
Unweave the rainbow, as it erstwhile made
The tender-personed Lamia melt into a shade.

Understand them or don't understand them, we really can't seem to win when it comes to rainbows.

2/22/2011 6:11:52 PM

#1262393
Prune Face

Your understanding of science is somewhat outdated... by a few hundred years.

3/1/2011 8:20:19 PM

#1266664
Erm...

Somewhere, Shen Kuo and Kamal al-Din Farisi are crying.

3/14/2011 2:50:43 AM

#1280317
Iron Guy

Yes, there are things that probably can't be explained by science. But rainbows are not one of them.

4/19/2011 4:07:31 PM

#1280385
religion is a sham get over it

So the Magic School Bus just made up that episode on refracting light? I must have missed the episode where they explained God..

4/19/2011 10:39:28 PM

#1280395
A Person

ROY G BIV ever here of him. He's light from a prism. Rainbows come from the light reflected from raindrops. IDIOT

4/19/2011 11:34:53 PM

#1284185
ICP

Fuckin' rainbows, how do they work?

4/29/2011 9:58:12 PM

#1285015
Me

Ridiculous!

5/3/2011 3:03:21 AM

#1294532
BattleMetalChris

Magnets too. How do they work?

5/30/2011 4:18:09 PM

#1309453
The illogical sandwich

He knows nothing about rainbows...
Heimdal is gonna be pissed when he reads this insult.

7/13/2011 6:48:39 PM
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