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Lots of people don't like Jews. I don't have much respect for them. They get my support because God's Word says to. Otherwise the bunch of atheist, humanist SOB's could mostly kiss my happy ass.

2nd Amendment, Free Conservatives 67 Comments [3/2/2010 2:16:52 AM]
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Submitted By: Johnny Butt
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Noir the Sable

Heil.

3/2/2010 2:19:17 AM

Metalix

This guy thinks Jews are Atheists? How has he not eaten anything out of a black container with a skull on it?

3/2/2010 2:32:03 AM

agentCDE

There is no excuse for Fail of this magnitude.

3/2/2010 2:33:29 AM



Uh, Judaism is a religion. That means not atheism. You might want to look into where the Old Testament came from. Not to mention Jesus.

3/2/2010 2:46:42 AM

Murdin


3/2/2010 2:51:28 AM

CailinBan

But how did God fuck up so much that he insisted you support such a bunch of SOB's?? What's going on with that?

3/2/2010 3:09:28 AM

Sweet Fancy Moses

@Murdin: Beautiful.

3/2/2010 3:17:19 AM

aaa

I bet five bucks that this guy is a closeted anti-semite.

3/2/2010 3:31:05 AM

Serph-no-Okami

So basically you're admitting that without your omnipotent sky daddy threatening you, you'd be murdering, raping, stealing etc. to you hearts content.

But we're the immoral ones, right?

@Murdin: Nice :)

3/2/2010 3:36:17 AM



Does atheist mean something else in Free Conservativeland?

3/2/2010 3:41:30 AM

Paschal Wagner

@aaa: How is he closeted?

3/2/2010 3:50:29 AM

aaa

@Paschal Wagner: He is trying his best to not use stronger words than "Jew" and he supports Israel because it would bring on the Apocalypse. Or something like that.

3/2/2010 4:05:59 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

Wait a minute; are you saying any religion other than christianity is atheism? Are you also saying that your god commands you to tolerate atheists?

3/2/2010 4:06:05 AM

Tallyho

You obviously think your god is fallible and wrong on the issue!

You should take it up with him directly.

3/2/2010 4:19:43 AM

Mr Blur

So your god doesn't mind "atheist, humanist SOB's"?

Good for him.

3/2/2010 4:22:26 AM

Smilodon

[Celebrity Jeopardy] Boy, you might be legally retarded. [/Celebrity Jeopardy]

3/2/2010 4:26:37 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

OK, which one of you guys forgot to tell me I was an atheist humanist?


3/2/2010 4:41:16 AM

TGRwulf

Wait, wait, wait..... I thought you couldn't belive in God to be an Atheist?

3/2/2010 6:12:16 AM

FSMpirate

What the hell is wrong with jews? Isn't a qualifying statement in being jewish... being jewish?!

Atleast this one didn't try to say that jesus was a christian...

3/2/2010 6:16:59 AM

Table Rock

Jews believed in your god before your religion existed. Put that in your pipe and toke it.

3/2/2010 6:25:40 AM

Doubting Thomas

Oh, it's Free Conservatives. Otherwise I'd wondered how anyone could be that stupid.

Free Conservatives must be the gathering place for people living in backwoods trailer parks with a Dixie flag on the wall of their trailer while they post nonsense like this from their dialup connection while they watch wrestling on TV.

3/2/2010 6:53:41 AM

Berny

Jesus was a Jew, you fucking misanthropic moron.
Oh, wait. You're from Free Conservatives. That was redundant.

3/2/2010 6:58:12 AM

Sarah Palin

@ #1127586 Smilodon

[Celebrity Jeopardy] Boy, you might be legally retarded. [/Celebrity Jeopardy]

How dare you use the R-word. The feelings of millions of Americans in the lower 48 that I came from Alaska to help, not to mention my own retarded bundle of joy from God, are deeply hurt.

You should be fired. You should be cast out. Stoned just like the Bible says.

But first, did you buy my book? Special price of $4.99.

Sarah

3/2/2010 7:00:14 AM

D Laurier.

Judaism, like its daughter cults Christianity and Islam, is a vile and offensive religion.
All three cults share many of the same shortcomings of basic human decency.

That said, Individuals get my respect based on their actions as individuals.
If a person is a good person, then it doesnt matter whether they are a jew, a christian, a muslim, a hindu, or whatever.


PS, A jew cannot be an atheist.

3/2/2010 7:00:46 AM

I Read About The Afterlife

You really think God can't see through your insincerity? I guess he isn't as omniscient as we think he is...

3/2/2010 7:11:35 AM
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