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Quote# 71282

Lots of people don't like Jews. I don't have much respect for them. They get my support because God's Word says to. Otherwise the bunch of atheist, humanist SOB's could mostly kiss my happy ass.

2nd Amendment, Free Conservatives 66 Comments [3/2/2010 2:16:52 AM]
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Submitted By: Johnny Butt
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#1127532
Noir the Sable

Heil.

3/2/2010 2:19:17 AM

#1127535
Metalix

This guy thinks Jews are Atheists? How has he not eaten anything out of a black container with a skull on it?

3/2/2010 2:32:03 AM

#1127537
agentCDE

There is no excuse for Fail of this magnitude.

3/2/2010 2:33:29 AM

#1127540


Uh, Judaism is a religion. That means not atheism. You might want to look into where the Old Testament came from. Not to mention Jesus.

3/2/2010 2:46:42 AM

#1127541
Murdin


3/2/2010 2:51:28 AM

#1127546
CailinBan

But how did God fuck up so much that he insisted you support such a bunch of SOB's?? What's going on with that?

3/2/2010 3:09:28 AM

#1127550
Sweet Fancy Moses

@Murdin: Beautiful.

3/2/2010 3:17:19 AM

#1127554
aaa

I bet five bucks that this guy is a closeted anti-semite.

3/2/2010 3:31:05 AM

#1127558
Serph-no-Okami

So basically you're admitting that without your omnipotent sky daddy threatening you, you'd be murdering, raping, stealing etc. to you hearts content.

But we're the immoral ones, right?

@Murdin: Nice :)

3/2/2010 3:36:17 AM

#1127562


Does atheist mean something else in Free Conservativeland?

3/2/2010 3:41:30 AM

#1127566
Paschal Wagner

@aaa: How is he closeted?

3/2/2010 3:50:29 AM

#1127575
aaa

@Paschal Wagner: He is trying his best to not use stronger words than "Jew" and he supports Israel because it would bring on the Apocalypse. Or something like that.

3/2/2010 4:05:59 AM

#1127576
Percy Q. Shunn

Wait a minute; are you saying any religion other than christianity is atheism? Are you also saying that your god commands you to tolerate atheists?

3/2/2010 4:06:05 AM

#1127581
Tallyho

You obviously think your god is fallible and wrong on the issue!

You should take it up with him directly.

3/2/2010 4:19:43 AM

#1127583
Mr Blur

So your god doesn't mind "atheist, humanist SOB's"?

Good for him.

3/2/2010 4:22:26 AM

#1127586
Smilodon

[Celebrity Jeopardy] Boy, you might be legally retarded. [/Celebrity Jeopardy]

3/2/2010 4:26:37 AM

#1127589
Tolpuddle Martyr

OK, which one of you guys forgot to tell me I was an atheist humanist?


3/2/2010 4:41:16 AM

#1127625
TGRwulf

Wait, wait, wait..... I thought you couldn't belive in God to be an Atheist?

3/2/2010 6:12:16 AM

#1127629
FSMpirate

What the hell is wrong with jews? Isn't a qualifying statement in being jewish... being jewish?!

Atleast this one didn't try to say that jesus was a christian...

3/2/2010 6:16:59 AM

#1127633
Table Rock

Jews believed in your god before your religion existed. Put that in your pipe and toke it.

3/2/2010 6:25:40 AM

#1127642
Doubting Thomas

Oh, it's Free Conservatives. Otherwise I'd wondered how anyone could be that stupid.

Free Conservatives must be the gathering place for people living in backwoods trailer parks with a Dixie flag on the wall of their trailer while they post nonsense like this from their dialup connection while they watch wrestling on TV.

3/2/2010 6:53:41 AM

#1127647
Berny

Jesus was a Jew, you fucking misanthropic moron.
Oh, wait. You're from Free Conservatives. That was redundant.

3/2/2010 6:58:12 AM

#1127649
Sarah Palin

@ #1127586 Smilodon

[Celebrity Jeopardy] Boy, you might be legally retarded. [/Celebrity Jeopardy]

How dare you use the R-word. The feelings of millions of Americans in the lower 48 that I came from Alaska to help, not to mention my own retarded bundle of joy from God, are deeply hurt.

You should be fired. You should be cast out. Stoned just like the Bible says.

But first, did you buy my book? Special price of $4.99.

Sarah

3/2/2010 7:00:14 AM

#1127650
D Laurier.

Judaism, like its daughter cults Christianity and Islam, is a vile and offensive religion.
All three cults share many of the same shortcomings of basic human decency.

That said, Individuals get my respect based on their actions as individuals.
If a person is a good person, then it doesnt matter whether they are a jew, a christian, a muslim, a hindu, or whatever.


PS, A jew cannot be an atheist.

3/2/2010 7:00:46 AM

#1127655
I Read About The Afterlife

You really think God can't see through your insincerity? I guess he isn't as omniscient as we think he is...

3/2/2010 7:11:35 AM
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