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Barack Obama is setting up universal healthcare, universal college, green jobs as stealth reparations. That way the victim status is maintained. And he also brings back back-door reparations.

Glenn Beck, glennbeck.com 32 Comments [3/4/2010 12:30:59 AM]
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Reparations for what? The previous administration?

3/4/2010 1:17:46 AM

dingo

does anybody know what he's talking about anymore?

3/4/2010 1:30:39 AM

Zits





translates into an irony & bullshit


3/4/2010 1:32:03 AM

aaa

"Oh noes! Black people are benefited by cheaper healthcare and cheaper education! I shall now act like a hysterical cunt in front of a camera!"

Seriously, eat shit and die. You worthless bag of fertilizer.

3/4/2010 2:04:53 AM

Smilodon

To think that this man said in Parade magazine that he wants to be careful about what he says on TV to avoid looking like an idiot. Great job Beck, great job.

3/4/2010 3:35:32 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

Oe noes! Not stealth reparations! That's the worst kind!

3/4/2010 4:01:06 AM



Yeah damn it, why should everyone be healthy, educated and employed? A population like that, damn, that'll damage the US immensely.

3/4/2010 4:07:37 AM

emau99

[Barack Obama is setting up universal healthcare, universal college, green jobs as stealth reparations.]

Which is why these things are only targeted at african-americans.

Oh, wait...they aren't. I guess that's why they call it universal healthcare, eh?

[That way the victim status is maintained.]

How is getting these things victimizing anybody?

[And he also brings back back-door reparations.]

Such as?

3/4/2010 7:12:44 AM



People can't be victims when they actually have access to opportunities. Y'know, the stuff that your constitution kept promising.

3/4/2010 7:45:08 AM

Doubting Thomas

Stealth reparations? For slavery? You do know that not just blacks will be getting universal health care, right?

I wouldn't give two shits about what Glenn Beck says if it weren't for the fact that so many people, like for instance my in-laws, take him seriously.

3/4/2010 9:04:22 AM

Lucilius

So by linking universal goods like health care, education and environmentalism to reparations, you're admitting that you are still profiting from the effects of slavery? Thanks for the inadvertent confession, Glenn.

3/4/2010 9:30:57 AM

Rambler

What's a "Back Backdoor?"

Is it a back door with a second door on the back of it? In that case doesn't that mean that you can't open the door at all because the regular back door is blocking it?

3/4/2010 9:42:35 AM

Zeus Almighty

@ Smilodon

"To think that this man said in Parade magazine that he wants to be careful about what he says on TV to avoid looking like an idiot. Great job Beck, great job."

Good thing, eh? If he wasn't being careful there's no telling what he would say.

3/4/2010 11:40:01 AM



The frightening thing is; this douchebag has quite a large following.

3/4/2010 12:34:20 PM

Rumpshaker Slim

@dingo: Even Glenn Beck dosen't know what he's talking about anymore.

When I went to see Avatar, the theater showed a quick preview of the upcoming Glenn Beck/Bill O'Riely live show. Most of the theater booed, and a few people (myself included) fliped off the screen.

@Smilodon: I couldn't find it on youtube. It's pretty much the same thing Beck did last year with his "comedy tour". I guess my point was don't lose hope, for every person who listens to Beck, there are a thousand who hate his guts.

3/4/2010 12:39:36 PM

Smilodon

@Rumpshaker Slim

I never saw that when I went to see avatar. Does anyone know of a place I can see it?

EDIT: @Rumpshaker Slim. Well, I guess I can't see it, but the least I can do is insert a funny quote made about Glenn Beck. Here it goes.

"If Obama hadn't been elected would we have ever seen Glenn Beck cry on TV? On a park bench while masturbating, sure. But not on TV."
-Bill Maher

3/4/2010 7:57:57 PM

jsonitsac

So providing people with the ability to get medical help when needed, the ability to get an education that would further peoples careers and provide better job opportunities, and opening the door to the well paying jobs of the future maintains "victim" status. Ok Glenn.

3/5/2010 7:28:11 AM

WMDKitty

Okay, if it's UNIVERSAL, how is it in any way favoring minorities, specifically, blacks? Cause, you know, EVERYONE would be able to take part, by virtue of being American.

3/5/2010 7:28:45 AM



Sorry, I'm British, to me Glenn Beck is a story we tell our kids to make them behave lest they end up like him. No-one seriously believes he exists though...

3/5/2010 7:32:39 AM



If there are reparations for Katrina, I guess they will be wellcome.

3/5/2010 9:58:52 AM

Lucilius

@WMDKitty: Because Beck, O'Reilly, Bush, Cheney & Co. are rich enough to get the best health care already. Therefore "universal" health care would only be used by those outside their privileged circle. And so far as Beck & Buddies know, all those Other People are black illegal immigrant Welfare queens. Ergo, reparations and admission of exploitation.

Note that I didn't say this actually made sense. Some of this bunch even think any formal acknowledgement that slavery was evil is the first step in a plot to confiscate all white-owned property.

3/5/2010 10:43:13 AM

oop

No healthcare, college or good jobs?

The best way to guarantee good healthcare, free tuition and well-paying jobs is to have every American take the oath to be appointed as a US senator.

3/5/2010 10:57:07 AM



Back door reparations? Are we going to get raped up the bum by a minority? :(

3/5/2010 2:17:14 PM

Zeus Almighty

"Barack Obama is setting up universal healthcare, universal college, green jobs as stealth reparations. That way the victim status is maintained. And he also brings back back-door reparations."

Translation: "I want Barack Obama ... to do me in my back door. It will be my way of paying him reparations. And I want him to role play stealthily sneaking into my unlocked hotel room and raping me like I'm his victim. 'Cause I'm Glenn Beck and that's how I roll."

"P.S. The room number is 304."

3/5/2010 4:39:30 PM

toth

Hey, people, lay off Glenn Beck1!! He's a hero!! He didn't have none of that fancy college high school lernin', he got that brilliant all by himself!!!

3/5/2010 4:42:33 PM
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