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Barack Obama is setting up universal healthcare, universal college, green jobs as stealth reparations. That way the victim status is maintained. And he also brings back back-door reparations.

Glenn Beck, glennbeck.com 32 Comments [3/4/2010 12:30:59 AM]
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#1128400
Sandwich Board

Reparations for what? The previous administration?

3/4/2010 1:17:46 AM

#1128409
dingo

does anybody know what he's talking about anymore?

3/4/2010 1:30:39 AM

#1128410
Zits





translates into an irony & bullshit


3/4/2010 1:32:03 AM

#1128425
aaa

"Oh noes! Black people are benefited by cheaper healthcare and cheaper education! I shall now act like a hysterical cunt in front of a camera!"

Seriously, eat shit and die. You worthless bag of fertilizer.

3/4/2010 2:04:53 AM

#1128448
Smilodon

To think that this man said in Parade magazine that he wants to be careful about what he says on TV to avoid looking like an idiot. Great job Beck, great job.

3/4/2010 3:35:32 AM

#1128451
Percy Q. Shunn

Oe noes! Not stealth reparations! That's the worst kind!

3/4/2010 4:01:06 AM

#1128452


Yeah damn it, why should everyone be healthy, educated and employed? A population like that, damn, that'll damage the US immensely.

3/4/2010 4:07:37 AM

#1128522
emau99

[Barack Obama is setting up universal healthcare, universal college, green jobs as stealth reparations.]

Which is why these things are only targeted at african-americans.

Oh, wait...they aren't. I guess that's why they call it universal healthcare, eh?

[That way the victim status is maintained.]

How is getting these things victimizing anybody?

[And he also brings back back-door reparations.]

Such as?

3/4/2010 7:12:44 AM

#1128535


People can't be victims when they actually have access to opportunities. Y'know, the stuff that your constitution kept promising.

3/4/2010 7:45:08 AM

#1128576
Doubting Thomas

Stealth reparations? For slavery? You do know that not just blacks will be getting universal health care, right?

I wouldn't give two shits about what Glenn Beck says if it weren't for the fact that so many people, like for instance my in-laws, take him seriously.

3/4/2010 9:04:22 AM

#1128582
Lucilius

So by linking universal goods like health care, education and environmentalism to reparations, you're admitting that you are still profiting from the effects of slavery? Thanks for the inadvertent confession, Glenn.

3/4/2010 9:30:57 AM

#1128590
Rambler

What's a "Back Backdoor?"

Is it a back door with a second door on the back of it? In that case doesn't that mean that you can't open the door at all because the regular back door is blocking it?

3/4/2010 9:42:35 AM

#1128612
Zeus Almighty

@ Smilodon

"To think that this man said in Parade magazine that he wants to be careful about what he says on TV to avoid looking like an idiot. Great job Beck, great job."

Good thing, eh? If he wasn't being careful there's no telling what he would say.

3/4/2010 11:40:01 AM

#1128627


The frightening thing is; this douchebag has quite a large following.

3/4/2010 12:34:20 PM

#1128629
Rumpshaker Slim

@dingo: Even Glenn Beck dosen't know what he's talking about anymore.

When I went to see Avatar, the theater showed a quick preview of the upcoming Glenn Beck/Bill O'Riely live show. Most of the theater booed, and a few people (myself included) fliped off the screen.

@Smilodon: I couldn't find it on youtube. It's pretty much the same thing Beck did last year with his "comedy tour". I guess my point was don't lose hope, for every person who listens to Beck, there are a thousand who hate his guts.

3/4/2010 12:39:36 PM

#1128813
Smilodon

@Rumpshaker Slim

I never saw that when I went to see avatar. Does anyone know of a place I can see it?

EDIT: @Rumpshaker Slim. Well, I guess I can't see it, but the least I can do is insert a funny quote made about Glenn Beck. Here it goes.

"If Obama hadn't been elected would we have ever seen Glenn Beck cry on TV? On a park bench while masturbating, sure. But not on TV."
-Bill Maher

3/4/2010 7:57:57 PM

#1128917
jsonitsac

So providing people with the ability to get medical help when needed, the ability to get an education that would further peoples careers and provide better job opportunities, and opening the door to the well paying jobs of the future maintains "victim" status. Ok Glenn.

3/5/2010 7:28:11 AM

#1128918
WMDKitty

Okay, if it's UNIVERSAL, how is it in any way favoring minorities, specifically, blacks? Cause, you know, EVERYONE would be able to take part, by virtue of being American.

3/5/2010 7:28:45 AM

#1128921


Sorry, I'm British, to me Glenn Beck is a story we tell our kids to make them behave lest they end up like him. No-one seriously believes he exists though...

3/5/2010 7:32:39 AM

#1128962


If there are reparations for Katrina, I guess they will be wellcome.

3/5/2010 9:58:52 AM

#1128974
Lucilius

@WMDKitty: Because Beck, O'Reilly, Bush, Cheney & Co. are rich enough to get the best health care already. Therefore "universal" health care would only be used by those outside their privileged circle. And so far as Beck & Buddies know, all those Other People are black illegal immigrant Welfare queens. Ergo, reparations and admission of exploitation.

Note that I didn't say this actually made sense. Some of this bunch even think any formal acknowledgement that slavery was evil is the first step in a plot to confiscate all white-owned property.

3/5/2010 10:43:13 AM

#1128982
oop

No healthcare, college or good jobs?

The best way to guarantee good healthcare, free tuition and well-paying jobs is to have every American take the oath to be appointed as a US senator.

3/5/2010 10:57:07 AM

#1129038


Back door reparations? Are we going to get raped up the bum by a minority? :(

3/5/2010 2:17:14 PM

#1129091
Zeus Almighty

"Barack Obama is setting up universal healthcare, universal college, green jobs as stealth reparations. That way the victim status is maintained. And he also brings back back-door reparations."

Translation: "I want Barack Obama ... to do me in my back door. It will be my way of paying him reparations. And I want him to role play stealthily sneaking into my unlocked hotel room and raping me like I'm his victim. 'Cause I'm Glenn Beck and that's how I roll."

"P.S. The room number is 304."

3/5/2010 4:39:30 PM

#1129092
toth

Hey, people, lay off Glenn Beck1!! He's a hero!! He didn't have none of that fancy college high school lernin', he got that brilliant all by himself!!!

3/5/2010 4:42:33 PM
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