Genetics is also a pseudoscience of Satan just like evolution. What do you think?
I have been inspired by "Byron" and I agree with him, so I am posting it in order to help him spread his message. If you are a Christian, please do not outright say that genetics disproves evolution and that genetics is true just to not look like a fool. Being a soldier of Christ requires such pain as well.
Genetics was invented by Satan-induced "scientists" who wanted to "prove" evolution true by creating a whole new branch of lies that corroborated evolution. There is no such thing as DNA or chromosomes. Please, if you are a Christian, please stop believing in this lie; we must make this known.
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Just because your feeble mind doesn't understand it, it doesn't mean that it doesn't exist.
@Tyler: You fucking wish. I've seen this same shit way too many times.
There is no such thing as DNA or chromosomes.
"It not infrequently happens that something about the earth, about the sky, about other elements of this world, about the motion and rotation or even the magnitude and distances of the stars, about definite eclipses of the sun and moon, about the passage of years and seasons, about the nature of animals, of fruits, of stones, and of other such things, may be known with the greatest certainty by reasoning or by experience, even by one who is not a Christian. It is too disgraceful and ruinous, though, and greatly to be avoided, that he [the non-Christian] should hear a Christian speaking so idiotically on these matters, and as if in accord with Christian writings, that he might say that he could scarcely keep from laughing when he saw how totally in error they are.
Augustine of Hippo: The Literal Interpretation of Genesis [A.D. 408].
Getting laughed at for being an idiot is hardly the way to be an effective soldier of Christ.
So, in your messed up world, the reason kids resemble like their parents is because what, exactly...?
Magic guy in the sky doesn't quite cut it as an answer, by the way.
Isn't everything a pseudoscience of satan to these people?
Evolution? Nope, six day creation.
palentology? Fossils are a test of faith.
astronomy? Bible says geocentric universe.
Do you have ANY evidence of this at all? Or is it one of those things that you have pulled from your ass without any facts, coherence, evidence, common sense or reason other than to discredit a scientific law which you really don't like the thought of because it means you might not be the special pet of an omnipotent magical sky daddy that grants wishes?
please do not outright say that genetics disproves evolution and that genetics is true just to not look like a fool . Being a soldier of Christ requires such pain as well.
So xtians are supposed to look like fools?
I thought so.
So your entire argument is premised upon:
"da babble sed it, I b'liev'd it, dat settls it."?
Well, I guess stupidity's not a crime, so unfortunately you're free to go.
So, you're admitting that anything science has discovered since 1850 is "a tool of Satan," and that evolution is nothing special.
Guess you don't believe in the existence of electrons, then. Or black holes. Or scanning-electron microscopes. Or computers. Or the light bulb. After all, those things were all made by those icky scientists since 1850.
Morganie, I'll have a Big Mac, small fry and a medium Coke with just a little ice. To go please. [under breath] 'Cause Lord knows I gotta get outta this Micky D's hellhole that you call a job before I lose it.
Genetics was the pseudoscience that has brought many advances in medicine and was invented, go figure, a monk. Mendel, in case you don't know.
"There is no such thing as DNA or chromosomes. Please, if you are a Christian, please stop believing in this lie; we must make this known."
You should start at the beginning with the round earth theory. That's the source of all these Satanic theories.
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