I can guarantee that if the faggots start joining the Military without hiding themselves, the weenies in command will bow down to their demands of this and that, and the demands will increase to the point that discipline will be 100 percent out the window. I can see the new training for warriors:
Seminars on living with an alternate lifestyle metrosexual warrior as your barracksmate.
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" the weenies in command will bow down to their demands of this and that, and the demands will increase to the point that discipline will be 100 percent out the window. "
We already have that with the fundies in charge. At least when we have dykes with PMS in the army we'll strike fear in the terrorists heart. With you in charge we're like the Clown Commandos.
The gays have been in the armed services since there have been armed services! There are gays in the services now! Idiots like this are the worst!
"Seminars on living with an alternate lifestyle metrosexual warrior as your barracksmate."
"METROSEXUAL"? He doesn't even know what that is. He doesn't even know the difference between a METROsexual and a HOMOsexual? "What a maroon!" to quote Bugs bunny I think.
I'm sorry, the answer is no. That puts your current game winnings at negative 400,000,000 U.S. Dollars.
And I can guarantee that when the "faggots" startED joining the military. The clan chiefs in command accepted them as sheild bearers just like any other new recruit.
Seminars on the relative value of a bronze dagger over a flint dagger, and the correct way to carry a wicker sheild on the march.
Really? because I can guarantee that if we can start joining the military without hiding ourselves, we will still be put through the exact same paces, built to be the exact same soldiers, and held to the exact same standards that our heterosexual counterparts are, and that we were before DADT was repealed. It was expected of women, and will be expected of us.
You're allowed to be openly gay in the Canadian military. While our military budget is small potatoes compared to yours, we're still well-known for our tactics and our discipline. You're also allowed to be openly non-Christian or even athiest in the Canadian military, yet we haven't fallen apart. We do lots of peacekeeping all over the world on top of fighting the war that the US started in Afghanistan (remember Afghanistan? The country you guys invaded first because that's where Bin Laden was mostly likely hiding? The guy that orchestrated 9/11?)
So you think people like this guy was a "weenie"
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This is a photo of Major Alan G. Rogers, a gay man who advocated for LGBT rights especially in the military. He had a great military career starting out enlisted when he went into Desert Storm and got his commission as an Inteligence Officer through the ROTC after it. He died in late Janurary 2008 while on patrol in Iraq when he was struck by an IED.
Do you need some toilet paper Wolf Counsel?
I guarantee you the gay men already in the military (albeit closeted) are about twelve times manlier than you, otherwise you'd be in the barracks right alongside 'em, buddy, so take your homophobic "meterosexual warrior" bullshit and shove it up your lily ass. No, better yet, try spewing some vile hate like that to their faces .
> the weenies in command will bow down to their demands of this and that, and the demands will increase to the point that discipline will be 100 percent out the window.
That's funny, in my country, we have conscription, and homosexuality is not an excuse to the evade the service. And not all gay people take the civil alternative service either. And the officers are perfectly able to maintain the military discipline despite of the fact that we haven't seen any real wars since April '45 (excluding the peacekeepers, perhaps).
Surely you are not suggesting that your army is less badass than our army? That the discipline in the almighty armed forces of the United States of America pales in comparison to the level of discipline in a small European country?
Wolf Counsel and an outdated sterotype were married today in a civil ceremony at city hall.
"I love outdated stereotypes, and I'll stick with them for the rest of my life." says Wolf Counsel.
Wolf Counsel is set to marry a polish joke next tuesday.
I know a guy in the Canadian forces who has told me about several guys who are quite openly gay and no one cares. He couldn't tell me if they were gay on the record or anything. Why? Because there is no fucking record. Neither the army or it's soldiers give a rats ass, only you fucks, who think this is really an issue or something.
You have no idea of what military life is like, do you?
And just an FYI... discipline isn't gender or sexuality specific, you moron.
Sexual orientation doesn't matter in the military, as you are not in the military to have sex.
Except metrosexuals are actually straight; in the old days they were called fops.
If gays want sex, they can already get it without having to jump through unusual hoops; this is the 21st century, we have gay bars, we have people living as open homosexuals and having sex with other open homosexuals. They don't have to join the military to look at other guys. They want to join the military for the same reason straight people do: to serve their country as best they can. We need everyone we can get. Let them in.
Her Britannic Majesty's armed forces have allowed, nay welcomed, gays and lesbians for quite some time now: you know the army that is fighting along side yours in Iraq and Afghanistan. I haven't heard that the cohesion or readiness has degraded....
Alright. Another armchair general. A fucking EXPERT on the subject of strategy and... Oh wait, thats not you! You're just a goddamned idiot spouting off about shit that makes you feel icky! You know nothing about the military or homosexuals. I work for the navy (all jokes aside), and I know a few gays. They're treated just like everyone else.
So... Feel free to shut the fuck up and die.
the weenies in command will bow down to their demands of this and that
Yeah, like not being beat up or shot or called "faggots" or having pink panties slipped into their gear ...
"I can guarantee that if the faggots start joining the Military without hiding themselves, the weenies in command will bow down to their demands of this and that, and the demands will increase to the point that discipline will be 100 percent out the window. I can see the new training for warriors:
Seminars on living with an alternate lifestyle metrosexual warrior as your barracksmate."
One Word: Spartans.
"metrosexual"
British footballer David Beckham makes no secret of the fact he's a metrosexual. He's not ashamed of being regarded as a gay icon, neither. He's married, with kids.
Your call, Wolf Counsel.
WolfCounsel's grandfather, writing a lettor to the editor in the 1950s:
"I can guarantee that if the niggers start joining the Military as equals instead of servants for officers, the race-mixers in command will bow down to their demands of this and that, and the demands will increase to the point that discipline will be 100 percent out the window.
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""METROSEXUAL"? He doesn't even know what that is. He doesn't even know the difference between a METROsexual and a HOMOsexual? "What a maroon!" to quote Bugs bunny I think." --Freethink
That's why I described the "metromasturbatory" as being of an alternate lifestyle.
I think someone entirely missed the point. The sole military service you've paid is lip. I'm confident you haven't lifted a weapon in service, only in some misguided, ego-masturbatory belief that someday, someone will attack you out of the blue, and you'll just happen to have the deer rifle handy. You're a waste of meat, a throwback to a quaint era, and you really should get off the computer now; After all, Alan Turing, a known homosexual, fathered modern computing as we know it.
Oh yeah. And while you're at it? Please research the gay history of the honorable Von Steuben, father of the US military.
You're an idiot. Dearly and truly.
"I think someone entirely missed the point. The sole military service you've paid is lip. I'm confident you haven't lifted a weapon in service, only in some misguided, ego-masturbatory belief that someday, someone will attack you out of the blue, and you'll just happen to have the deer rifle handy. You're a waste of meat, a throwback to a quaint era, and you really should get off the computer now; After all, Alan Turing, a known homosexual, fathered modern computing as we know it.
Oh yeah. And while you're at it? Please research the gay history of the honorable Von Steuben, father of the US military." --TWoozl
It doesn't matter if Turing and Steuben did those things you mentioned. They still burglarized male turds.
"Gays are in the military already idiot, and have been since the Revolution. The thing is they shouldn't be kicked out for being openly gay." --SleepNeed
Openly "gay"?! I don't think it is good Military discipline for the troops at quarters to be an audience to a homo circle jerk or turd burglarizing. What do you mean by being openly "gay"?
Why does your military have weenies in command?
"will bow down to their demands of this and that"
Describe "this" and "that", exactly.
Since "you can guarantee that", you should have no problem explaining them in detail.
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