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Name one 'Holy book' or religion, including yours, that explains the creation(or evoloution, your call) of all living things in the correct scientific order other than the bible.

gzusfreq, Christian Guitar Resources 8 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh


I get it now! Find another holy book that aligns its timeline to my own! It's the same book, people!

5/25/2007 5:03:18 PM


\"Other than the Bible\"? Since when does the Bible?

Of course, as a Diest my \"Holy Book\" is reality itself... so, it's 100% correct. Of course, it's hard to read, and people interpet it in different ways...

5/25/2007 5:59:52 PM


Shut up and play yer guitar.

5/26/2007 10:57:29 AM


The time is now! We must break into the Christian Guitar Resources and save all the guitars!

Otherwise they could be abused most horribly by being used in (*SHUDDER!*) Christian Rock Music!

5/26/2007 6:54:54 PM


oh you mean how the Bible says the plants existed before the sun?

5/26/2007 6:57:01 PM


I'm sorry to break it to you, but the Bible is very wrong in this aspect.

5/26/2007 7:01:27 PM


I must have skipped the passages that mention Thylacinus cynocephalus and Symbion pandora.

5/27/2007 1:58:52 AM

Quantum Mechanic

All so-called holy books are shit.

5/3/2015 5:33:29 PM