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Wasn't there once a sports car called the STDS?
3/12/2010 11:33:56 AM
Wait you can only have sex with virgins? That's going to result in a fairly high turnaround.
3/12/2010 11:43:49 AM
This guy missed out on the last four centuries since the invention of the microscope.
3/12/2010 11:45:51 AM
3/12/2010 11:48:32 AM
Those are called Germs. G-E-R-M-S. I won't even go into the more complex issue of a bacteria vs virus. Just focus on the germ concept first.
3/12/2010 11:48:44 AM
So, oh wise one, if I have sex with a virgin (presuming I'm a virgin too) then can we never have sex with each other ever again? 'Cause we won't be virgins anymore right?
(This guy does get a gold star for not insisting that only the woman be a virgin though)
3/12/2010 11:54:00 AM
Sexually transmitted diseased spirit?
This looks like a job for TREPANATION!
Where did I leave my hammer and chisel.
3/12/2010 11:57:39 AM
What the hell kind of drugs are you on?!
3/12/2010 12:03:09 PM
A virgin from Heaven?
What I think TGS is trying to tell us is we should go fuck virgin angels.
3/12/2010 12:06:28 PM
Only have sex with a virgin?
... thats not really going to work, is it now!
3/12/2010 12:13:13 PM
This is fucking stupid.
3/12/2010 12:19:31 PM
My wife gave me a cold. Am I carrying around her spirit?
3/12/2010 12:22:39 PM
Yeah, I really think you may be onto something there ...
*Slowly backs away from TheGreatSeeker while dialing 911 on my cell phone*
3/12/2010 12:23:24 PM
You should read books more often, you victorian relic.
3/12/2010 12:24:51 PM
Hmmm.... Not sure what it going on here. Is he suggesting that there are spirits that are in the form of venereal diseases? And such diseases are demons and ghosts, and not infections of the medical variety? Or....is he (also) suggesting that the lard will give you virgins from heaven to have sex with? Where is this heaven store that contains virgins for sex? I really cant imagine for a second what sort of sordid thoughts go through this persons mind on a daily basis. Frightening thought.
3/12/2010 12:25:47 PM
What the hell are you smoking and are you willing to share?
3/12/2010 12:32:57 PM
Cannot see a spirit being transferred? What? You can go to any bar, ask for a vodka, and voila you'll see a spirit being transferred from one person to the next. The proof will be the hangover you'll have the next morning.
3/12/2010 12:34:53 PM
I'm confused. Is this an argument for martyring oneself for the 72 mythical virgins?
3/12/2010 12:35:06 PM
"Have you ever heard of a STDS?
sexually transmitted diseased spirit. You should only have sex with a virgin, and one from the Lord and heaven."
Is that what the guys are telling the girls these days to convince them to have sex? Surely this only works on fundy girls.
"Funny lots of people see that STD's can be transferred, but can not see a spirit being transferred, but proof is right in your eyes with a STD."
You don't really know what an STD is, do you?
As an aside, there's a construction company around where I live with the unfortunate name of STD Contractors. I have to smirk a little every time I go by their place of business.
"You know the past man or woman is in your body because you got his disease and you carry it with you."
Somehow I don't think that's quite right.
3/12/2010 12:45:00 PM
Home schooling strikes again.
3/12/2010 12:55:32 PM
Am I reading this right? He thinks that STD's are caused by evil spirits? Was this guy frozen in 1210 and woke up in 2010?
And I think that virgins are going to be in extremely high demand if they're the only ones you should have sex with. I guess the time has come for all the guys at the Star Trek conventions.
3/12/2010 1:27:57 PM
Must be a poe. No one still thinks diseases are caused by demons anymore.
3/12/2010 1:35:48 PM
It's from fucking Yahoo Answers for crying out loud.
A place so permeated with idiots an actual question was how he could get Youtube to come and shoot videos of him since he had some funny stuff to show and he didn't understand why Youtube came to everyone else but not him.
This moron seems almost half normal...
3/12/2010 2:06:15 PM
3/12/2010 2:19:15 PM
So, only have sex with your wife once. After that, she's spoiled and you should start multiple affairs to ensure that you only sleep with virgins.
3/12/2010 2:25:28 PM
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