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Fools, Avatar is a creation of the Liberal Left designed to make white people feel guilty for using the land as God intended. As though the savages had any right to it.
Meanwhile, Obama plots to murder the unborn, the ill, and the elderly in his ivory tower of socialist thought.
When will the madness end? Thank Christ for the warriors of truth which hold back the mongrol hordes of depravity, athiesm, and death. Only through the light of Christ can the darkness be conquered.
Palin '12

Anonymous, Duck and Cover 68 Comments [3/12/2010 10:44:19 PM]
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Rallymodeller

We have a choice of dressings for your word salad...

3/12/2010 10:59:42 PM

Creedence Leonore Gielgud

Why can't people just enjoy Avatar for the really kick-ass sci-fi/action movie it is? Yes it's preachy, but that's easy to ignore what with all the well done eye candy, and action scenes.

I think John Wayne (the actor) was a complete dick, but I thoroughly enjoy watching John Wayne (the character) on-screen. His movies were very preachy too, but very entertaining at the same time, even if you disagree with his politics.

3/12/2010 11:05:33 PM

shockmeshockmeshockmewiththatdeviantbehavior

ummm... full of yourself much? Got news for you.. if its time for this world to go and God to come then its time. Not anything the president... the "warriors of truth" (whoever the hell they are)... you or anybody else can do. And if its not the worlds time? Then chill out and enjoy it for whats left of it for now and just try and live a good moral happy life serving God and stop whining about it already. As for your comment about the savages not having any right to the land THEY WERE LIVING ON FIRST BEFORE US... yeah... your ridiculous. Those people suffered horribly and many of them still do today because of us coming here settling and taking over thinking we had the right to. Those people deserve much better than what they are getting but at least they have some good schools and places to live. The native American community is doing well but could be supported more. Its the least we can do for taking THEIR LAND in the name of OUR GOD.

3/12/2010 11:11:15 PM

SleepNeed

Fools, Avatar is a creation of the Liberal Left designed to make white people feel guilty for using the land as God intended.

So God intended for us to destroy the planet? It's not like this is the only one we have...Oh wait.

As though the savages had any right to it.

Congrats, not only are you a fucking idiot, your a fucking racist as well. Also by your logic does that mean if I take over your house by force and burn it to the ground, you can't have me arrested because you "had no right to it"? Because that's the same logic that our ancestors did to Native Americans.

Meanwhile, Obama plots to murder the unborn, the ill, and the elderly in his ivory tower of socialist thought.

Can I call a trifecta? I mean this sounds conspiratorial.

Anyways your wrong, Obama isn't planning to kill anyone.

Abortion will not be forced, and death panels are a made up death fantasy by the right to scare you, and it sounds like it's working for you.


When will the madness end?

When you stop screaming "No government heath care but hands off my medicare!" and let us explain it to you.

Thank Christ for the warriors of truth which hold back the mongrol hordes of depravity, athiesm, and death.Only through the light of Christ can the darkness be conquered.

Health care reform isn't going to kill anyone nor force you to be an atheist. Also Jesus was a liberal in his time.

3/12/2010 11:13:48 PM

Wehpudicabok

That "Fools" opening is vaguely Schlaflyesque. And there are so many token fundie words thrown in, I thought it might be a Poe, but the spelling errors seem genuine...

3/12/2010 11:18:27 PM

solomongrundy

And there are so many token fundie words thrown in, I thought it might be a Poe...

I agree, it does seem a bit Poeish.

3/12/2010 11:30:02 PM

Tolpudddle Martyr

Because the plight of the "unborn" is so much more tragic than what happened to those pesky indigenous tribes who were ethnically cleansed because they got in the way of "what God intended"?

3/12/2010 11:52:49 PM



Poe. No doubt.

3/12/2010 11:58:38 PM

MM

Depravity, atheism and death are the only things that keep me going these days.

3/13/2010 12:08:27 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

I've yet to see any "Abort the Elderly" bill coming out of the American congress.

Avatar is a big budget film designed to rake in cash. That's it. Nothing more.

And your weak attempts at humanitarianism are nullified by your reference to Natives as being "savages". The only savages were the men who slaughtered countless people during the conquest of North and South America.

3/13/2010 12:43:42 AM

campbunny

Signing this off with "Palin '12" is sublime.

3/13/2010 12:52:36 AM

Orion

"As though the savages had any right to it."

Yeah! Who are they to say they were here first?

"Meanwhile, Obama plots to"

Continue American agendas as they have always been, do nothing else because the right kicks and screams like children.

"socialist thought."

Oh please, socialists hate Obama.

"When will the madness end?"

WHEN YOU OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES!

3/13/2010 12:55:48 AM

CrazyHappyNinja

Obvious troll is obvious.

3/13/2010 1:14:23 AM

Quantum Mechanic

It's a cartoon.

3/13/2010 1:18:39 AM

Fanatic-Templar

Fools, Avatar is a creation of the Liberal Left designed to make white people feel guilty for using the land as God intended. As though the savages had any right to it.

I'm pretty sure Avatar is a creation of the entertainment industry designed to make money.

Palin '12

Speaking as someone who wouldn't have to live under her rule, I think that would be hilarious.
Speaking as someone who lives in a country she might randomly decide to nuke, I think that would be terrifying.

3/13/2010 1:52:57 AM

Murdin

"Palin '12"

This is the Mark of the Troll.

3/13/2010 2:17:59 AM

Norman

Is it just me, or does this guy have the same attitude to the antagonist of Avatar?

3/13/2010 2:19:52 AM

Doctor Fishcake


3/13/2010 3:05:36 AM

aaa

This has got to be a troll.

3/13/2010 3:50:07 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Thank Christ for the warriors of truth which hold back the mongrol hordes of depravity, athiesm, and death.

Get over yourself.

3/13/2010 4:09:34 AM

Giveitaday

Fools,

Doesn't your holy book comdemn you to hell for judging others as "fools"? For how much these people go on and on about what their "god" does or does not allow or approve of you'd think they would have at least read the damn book that they worship to the point that it has been labeled the "Paper Pope of Protestantism".

Avatar is a creation of the Liberal Left

Avatar is A GODDAMNNED MOVIE!!! It is a by product of James Cameron's fucking imagination.

designed to make white people feel guilty for using the land as God intended.

And just how did your "god" intend for the earth to be used? The bible says that we are "to be stewards of the earth" and little else as far as elaboration, but it doesn't take a genius to realize that a steward that leaves his charge a total clusterfuck isn't a very good steward.

Further more, Why only "white people"? Was christ only supposed to save the souls of white people? Are white people the chosen people of "god" now? Or course that would need to be a rather recent change since most of the characters in the bible, including Jesus, are not likely to be "white people" being jews of Semetic descent, just like arabs are.


As though the savages had any right to it

And who determines what defines a people as savage? You? I don't think so, since I'm fairly certain your definition of savage has only one point of demarcation, whether or not they believe the same thing you qo.

Moreover why would they hold no claim to lands they have populated for untold generations? Your "god" never said that the world belonged exclusively to "white christians". Of you would know all this if you had ever bothered to READ YOUR DAMN BIBLE!


Meanwhile, Obama plots to murder the unborn

I take it that you are refering to the vast and sweeping changes of abortion law and policy that never fucking happened.

the ill, and the elderly

The president doesn't impose laws from on high, the house and senate might consider suggestions from the president, but they are the ones that ultimetly craft the language and policies of the bill. So if there is a "plot" by Obama to murder the old and infirm then please point out where, in any one of the 30 or so drafts of the healthcare reform bill, that there is a provision to allow the government to make the unilateral descision to eand a private?

in his ivory tower of socialist thought

You don't even know what socialism is, do you? It's just a buzzword you picked up and were brainwashed into thinking socialism = evil, bad, atheistic, satanistic, tolerant*, and inclusive*

* These are bad things verboten in much of fundiedom.


When will the madness end?

When you grow up and realize that your religion doesn't make you special or important in any meaningful way.

Thank Christ for the warriors of truth

And what "truth" would that be?

which hold back the mongrol hordes

Why do I have the feeling that by "mongrel hordes" you mean non white people christian or not.

depravity, athiesm, and death

~*yawn*~ This tired ass shit again. Being a fundamentalist does not mean you are morally superior, In fact i think that beliefs you must hold to be a fundie make you morally inferior, amoral, and in some cases immoral

Only through the light of Christ can the darkness be conquered.

M'kay... Sure it will. Exactly like it happened in the left behind series to boot. Am I close?

Palin '12

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. You would think that after the Bush Administration clusterfuck they would have learned that easily manipulated, know nothing, complete and total, blithering idiots don't make good presidents.

3/13/2010 4:39:36 AM

The L

Way to love your neighbor, Mr. I'm-So-Sure-Of-Myself-I-Can't-Even-Put-A-Name-To-My-Posts. Even a consistently-applied pseudonym is better than being an anonymous coward.

3/13/2010 5:12:17 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

Yes, thank the fuck christ for warriors of truth. Said warriors provide us with a generous daily dose of political paranoia, and hilarious religious hijinks!

3/13/2010 5:48:49 AM

Doctor Whom


3/13/2010 5:50:01 AM

TGRwulf

I see a lot of words, but not a whole lot of thought.

3/13/2010 6:41:10 AM
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