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#134759
Joe
OK, then prove it. Using something other than your big book of fairy tales.
1/8/2007 2:09:40 PM
#134772
David D.G.
I'm just going out on a limb here, but I'm going to guess that you're NOT a historian, are you?
~David D.G.
1/8/2007 2:39:24 PM
#135382
Julian
Nor has he heard of Egypt
1/9/2007 5:14:20 AM
#135527
Beccs
Proof please!
1/9/2007 11:23:04 AM
#410002
Tom S. Fox
...because I say so!
2/19/2008 12:08:22 PM
#410506
canadiest
Except for one small point; it isn't. Otherwise, go sit at the little table and SHADDUP
2/19/2008 11:09:41 PM
#410551
David B.
"Yup, absolutely provable. No doubt about it. We've got proof coming out of our arse ears. Oodles and oodles of proof. Mountains of the stuff. We've got so much proof that if you stacked it all up on top of one another it'd reach to Pluto. That's how much proof we got!
...
What? You want to see it?
...
Look, I've just finished explaining how much proof we've got. Do you really think I can carry that much proof around with me?! Honestly!"
2/20/2008 12:08:25 AM
#410570
POSW
[citation needed]
2/20/2008 12:29:38 AM
#684073
let and met!!! it RHYMES!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY AHAH
AHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAH HAH HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
aha..let..met..HAA...ha...aha...
eels.
9/14/2008 9:45:55 PM
#684342
Alethe
As amply proven by the deafening silence of ALL contemporary writers and chroniclers living in and around Palestine at that time.
9/15/2008 2:47:14 AM
#684444
rubber chicken
One word...Just one little word...ready? (Drum roll)..
Pyramids.
9/15/2008 3:15:21 AM
#1345199
Quantum Mechanic
Sure. It was in all the papers.
I'm sure you can find numerous, independent contemporary records of this auspicious event.
No?
You can't find any?
Matthew, Mark, Luke and John didn't write Matthew, Mark, Luke and John?
There exists no record at all?
Well shit boy, looks like you're a fucking liar.
10/30/2011 11:39:28 PM
#1345201
Nowonmai
Proven fact? Uhh, Widely spread fair tales do not equal fact.
10/31/2011 12:26:28 AM
#1345232
RapturedbyBlondie
Except that nobody saw it, only christians spoke of it, conflicting accounts exist, and many of them resemble resurrection myths of pre-existing cults?
10/31/2011 5:25:09 AM
#1345273
David B.
Back up, stevy. Before you get round to proving the resurrection, you need to prove he died in the first place.
I want to see Jesus' death certificate.
The long form.
10/31/2011 7:48:40 AM
#1345282
Liz
I would think that the fact that the pyramids were built would be the most provable event in ancient history.
10/31/2011 8:36:49 AM
#1345360
Lord of the Flies
Nope, by his logic, the transformation of Cinderella into a princess is the most provable fact in ancient history!
10/31/2011 11:45:11 PM
#1453928
Ebon
You are lying.
10/1/2012 4:32:59 PM
#1457668
Dr.Shrinker
Let met clarify - the resurrection of Osiris is the most provable fact of ancient history.
10/12/2012 7:49:25 AM
#1457904
Justanotheratheist
Let me clarify - you're an idiot. Although that was patently clear already.
Fine me one - just one - non biblical source for your resurrection crap. Yeah, you can't, can you?
10/13/2012 1:55:13 AM
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