OK, then prove it. Using something other than your big book of fairy tales.
1/8/2007 2:09:40 PM
I'm just going out on a limb here, but I'm going to guess that you're NOT a historian, are you?
1/8/2007 2:39:24 PM
Nor has he heard of Egypt
1/9/2007 5:14:20 AM
1/9/2007 11:23:04 AM
Tom S. Fox
...because I say so!
2/19/2008 12:08:22 PM
Except for one small point; it isn't. Otherwise, go sit at the little table and SHADDUP
2/19/2008 11:09:41 PM
"Yup, absolutely provable. No doubt about it. We've got proof coming out of our
arse ears. Oodles and oodles of proof. Mountains of the stuff. We've got so much proof that if you stacked it all up on top of one another it'd reach to Pluto. That's how much proof we got!
What? You want to see it?
Look, I've just finished explaining how much proof we've got. Do you really think I can carry that much proof around with me?! Honestly!"
2/20/2008 12:08:25 AM
2/20/2008 12:29:38 AM
let and met!!! it RHYMES!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY AHAH
AHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAH HAH HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH
9/14/2008 9:45:55 PM
As amply proven by the deafening silence of ALL contemporary writers and chroniclers living in and around Palestine at that time.
9/15/2008 2:47:14 AM
One word...Just one little word...ready? (Drum roll)..
9/15/2008 3:15:21 AM
Sure. It was in all the papers.
I'm sure you can find numerous, independent contemporary records of this auspicious event.
You can't find any?
Matthew, Mark, Luke and John didn't write Matthew, Mark, Luke and John?
There exists no record at all?
Well shit boy, looks like you're a fucking liar.
10/30/2011 11:39:28 PM
Proven fact? Uhh, Widely spread fair tales do not equal fact.
10/31/2011 12:26:28 AM
Except that nobody saw it, only christians spoke of it, conflicting accounts exist, and many of them resemble resurrection myths of pre-existing cults?
10/31/2011 5:25:09 AM
Back up, stevy. Before you get round to proving the resurrection, you need to prove he died in the first place.
I want to see Jesus' death certificate.
The long form.
10/31/2011 7:48:40 AM
I would think that the fact that the pyramids were built would be the most provable event in ancient history.
10/31/2011 8:36:49 AM
Lord of the Flies
Nope, by his logic, the transformation of Cinderella into a princess is the most provable fact in ancient history!
10/31/2011 11:45:11 PM
You are lying.
10/1/2012 4:32:59 PM
Let met clarify - the resurrection of Osiris is the most provable fact of ancient history.
10/12/2012 7:49:25 AM
Let me clarify - you're an idiot. Although that was patently clear already.
Fine me one - just one - non biblical source for your resurrection crap. Yeah, you can't, can you?
10/13/2012 1:55:13 AM