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Okay Family, so I am so mortified and wish Jesus would come now. I can't believe how nasty our world is. I was walking in our mall and passed by a store called Spencer's. I hear they are all over the country, or at least the Northwest. This is so gross but it is keeping me from being able to fall asleep. I feel so violated. There was this T-shirt on display OUTSIDE the store where familys with children and pretty much the whole other side of the mall could see it...It was pornography on a T-shirt. I felt so violated not only because I'm a woman too, but that I had to see it against my will. At the very time I saw it (I was at the mall to buy some shorts with my friend) I asked Jesus, "Where are You? Please come, Jesus. Don't tarry!" It's so hard to get those gross images out of my head. It repeats itself over and over and it disturbs me. I pray so hard for the rapture. Our world is so gross in sin, I feel like it's worse than Noah's day or even the cities Sodom and Gomorrah! The rapture has to be soon because innocent children are soon to be forced into corruption. Planned Parenthood has some nasty plans... I'm so afraid of being here longer and I have a little boy. If we are still here, I have to homeschool him since schools kicked Jesus out. I am guessing the great apostasy is already at work, it's already happening. I'm almost afraid. It's so gross here. I feel so dirty and I didn't do anything wrong. I just looked the wrong way at the mall not knowing there was porn on a shirt, where little innocent children can see it on display for $25!! What do we do??? How much longer, Lord? (I say that with respect for our Lord.) Maranatha!!!!!!

Jesus's Girl, RR 92 Comments [3/14/2010 3:49:36 PM]
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Tyler

Someone better call the WAAAAAAAMBULANCE!

3/14/2010 3:54:20 PM

C.W.G.K

The shirt was so horrible that she just had to stop to check how much it cost...

3/14/2010 4:00:01 PM

feralboy12

The schools had to kick Jesus out. He kept knocking over the vending machines.

3/14/2010 4:02:31 PM

pete

You were buying shorts? Look to your own modesty, stupid bitch.

3/14/2010 4:02:51 PM

Woody

So they allow porn in public in America do they, or are you talking shit?

You completely fail to mention exactly what was on the T-shirt, could this be that that if you had revealed what the image was, you know that most intelligent people reading your posting would have just rolled their eyes and said "is that all she is getting worked up about?"

3/14/2010 4:03:08 PM

anti-nonsense

ten to one it was a t-shirt with a pair of cartoon lips on it or something equally innocuous.

3/14/2010 4:04:25 PM

Lupine

Spencers? ROFLMAO. The thought of fundies in Spencers just made my day.

To be fair to her, a lot of their stuff is a bit porny. But then, most of us aren't traumatized at the sight of boobs.

3/14/2010 4:10:01 PM

The Watcher

Wait, I'm so confused. Do Americans have the right not to be offended, or not? I can never remember. Maybe we have the right not to be offended, but only if we're Christians. Or maybe we only have the right to be offended if the offense is a public display of Christianity, but not for any other reason.

I JUST DON'T GET IT!!! WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME???

3/14/2010 4:10:39 PM

Horsefeathers

"I was walking in our mall and passed by a store called Spencer's."

Spencer's Gifts is sort of known for racy items. Still, it's a far cry from pornography.

"This is so gross but it is keeping me from being able to fall asleep. I feel so violated. There was this T-shirt on display OUTSIDE the store where familys with children and pretty much the whole other side of the mall could see it...It was pornography on a T-shirt. I felt so violated not only because I'm a woman too, but that I had to see it against my will."

You don't have any right to not be offended, you know. If you don't like what they sell, don't shop there. Don't want your kids seeing their displays, then don't pass by their store.

"At the very time I saw it (I was at the mall to buy some shorts with my friend) I asked Jesus, "Where are You? Please come, Jesus. Don't tarry!""

First of all, what the hell are you thinking buying shorts? Seriously. Your husband might actually see you in them and be thrown into some sort of uncontrollable lust or something. At least that's what I gather from you fundies anyway.

Second of ally, "tarry?" Who the fuck talks like that?

"It's so hard to get those gross images out of my head. It repeats itself over and over and it disturbs me."

Congratulations. You have OCD. When you get treatment for it you may want to mention your delusional fantasy of a dead Jew coming to whoosh you into the clouds to live happily ever after with your imaginary friend.

"I pray so hard for the rapture. Our world is so gross in sin, I feel like it's worse than Noah's day or even the cities Sodom and Gomorrah!"

And yet your god does nothing. Strange.

"The rapture has to be soon because innocent children are soon to be forced into corruption. Planned Parenthood has some nasty plans..."

I'm sure you'd know.

"I'm so afraid of being here longer and I have a little boy. If we are still here, I have to homeschool him since schools kicked Jesus out."

He should have kept his grades up. Just because your the Son of God doesn't give you a free pass to slack off.

"I am guessing the great apostasy is already at work, it's already happening."

No, no. That happens next year.

"I'm almost afraid. It's so gross here. I feel so dirty and I didn't do anything wrong. I just looked the wrong way at the mall not knowing there was porn on a shirt, where little innocent children can see it on display for $25!!"

Like I said, it wasn't porn. It may have been racy but it certainly wasn't porn and it was likely way over the heads of any "little innocent children" so they wouldn't have gotten the joke anyway. If they did get it then they're either not "innocent" or they aren't so "little."

"What do we do???"

Stop bitching about being offended. Like I said, you have no right to not be offended so there's nothing to complain about.

"How much longer, Lord?"

Quite some time I suspect. Your god's watch seems to have stopped.

3/14/2010 4:10:52 PM

Old Viking

Are things OK otherwise?

3/14/2010 4:16:21 PM

Panz

Yeah, cause 'porn'* on a t-shirt is a sign of the end times while blowing the shit out of other countries, starvation, murder, kidnapping and genocide in the name of Jesus isn't?

* I'd like to see what this 'porn' was, I doubt it was anywhere near porn as you claim

3/14/2010 4:28:51 PM

Rumpshaker Slim

Yes, God should destroy the earth because you saw a naughty t-shirt.

Keep praying for that rapture. It'll happen any minute now, i'm sure.

3/14/2010 4:30:07 PM

Brenz

Don't be such a piece of Spencer Gift's merchandise.

3/14/2010 4:31:33 PM

Panz

"Second of ally, "tarry?" Who the fuck talks like that?"

Fundies that are serious do, it shows how dedicated they are to god

3/14/2010 4:33:14 PM

Random Guy


3/14/2010 4:36:47 PM

Panz

"Second of ally, "tarry?" Who the fuck talks like that?"

Fundies that are serious do, it shows how dedicated they are to god

3/14/2010 4:40:03 PM

TheFockerizer

that's it!! I'm signing up to RR and flood the whole thread of pornography

3/14/2010 4:45:20 PM

BAC

You want to see porn, you should check out the post like 5 down in that thread- child NOT WEARING PANTS in Jesus' lap. But oh, that's not at ALL creepy.

3/14/2010 4:54:18 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Aw, poor baby, here's a picture of JC. It'll make you feel better.


3/14/2010 5:11:56 PM

Wookieduck

Interesting view of your god there; all sorts of stuff going on in the world that he/it could do something about, but no, it's going to be you seeing a T-shirt that brings action. That certainly is a personal relationship, gotta give you that.

Also, you seem strangely curious about what was going on in that picture. Maybe you should explore that feeling...

3/14/2010 5:12:04 PM

John

Is she talking about their "Kiss Blow Me - I'm Irish" St. Patty's Day t-shirt special?

3/14/2010 5:15:37 PM

Matante

There's worse, I have porn even closer to my skin, I'M NAKED UNDER MY CLOTHES!!! Wow, I'm dirty!

3/14/2010 5:15:52 PM

Canadia

Sexuality is bad, apocalypse is good.

3/14/2010 5:23:59 PM

The Jamo

Was this the shirt you saw?


3/14/2010 5:39:06 PM

Thinking Allowed

I felt so violated not only because I'm a woman too, but that I had to see it against my will.

After seeing this statement, I find the next line ironic...

At the very time I saw it (I was at the mall to buy some shorts with my friend) I asked Jesus, "Where are You? Please come, Jesus. Don't tarry!"

I do have to wonder though what was on the shirt.

3/14/2010 5:41:09 PM
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