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If you don't repent, you're going? to burn in hell. I know that has no effect on you at all, but you will. You're not funny at all. Christians are NOT pagans. Don't you dare even say that. The Bible is completely true. Blasphemist.
Who exactly are you rebelling against. What made you decide to become an atheist? Dumb ass

BluePhoenixNicklerd, Youtube 65 Comments [3/14/2010 6:05:28 PM]
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Thejebusfire

What made you decide to become an atheist?

Assholes like you most likely.

3/14/2010 6:08:37 PM

Thejebusfire

Double post.

Delete button back please.

3/14/2010 6:08:42 PM

christopher

Meh, the dude he's flaming is at least as much of a moron, given that he responds to criticism by telling people to "go rape your mother!" and claims that "Christians are pagans, by history AND definition."

3/14/2010 6:16:13 PM

John

What made you decide to become an atheist?

What made you decide to become a Christian? Has God ever appeared to anyone except in their imagination? Did He stop the destruction of Haiti or prevent a 14 month old child from burning to death in Selma last week? Did He cure cancer? What is the practical difference between an invisible, undetectable god who doesn't actually do anything and no god at all?

According to Christianity, one day, God changed His mind about a curse He put on all of Adam's and Eve's descendants because they ate a piece of magic fruit and said "OK, I guess I’ll relent and remove my curse. I know what: I’ll send down My son – who’s really Me in disguise – and let them torture Me to death! That’ll compensate Me for removing the magic fruit curse that was put on them by Me in the first place." Does that actually make sense? If you were mad at someone, would you refuse to forgive him unless he nails your son to a cross and leaves him to die in agony? When God got pissed at humanity, why didn't He just kill the humans? Why did He have to cause a huge flood and kill all the animals, too? What sins did they commit?

Why should God want us puny humans to "repent"? Would you kill a bunch of ants because they didn't "repent"? Would you refuse to feed your cat because he didn't "worship" you?

Answer those questions before you call people dumb-asses.

3/14/2010 6:26:42 PM

TheRealClarkKent

Christopher, by all means quote the moron atheist too.

3/14/2010 6:33:10 PM

Old Viking

What made you decide to become an atheist?

Reality.

3/14/2010 6:39:24 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

@ TheRealClarkeKent

No worries, bible ripping dude responds to Xtian threatening to flag him:

"Buy a gun and blow your brains out, the world doesn't need censoring fucks such as yourself. Eat free speech and rape your? mother."

Oh, man I wish I could be a big strong loquacious atheist like you and make funny jokes about raping mothers, yr soo kewl...

Somebody fucking shoot this guy!

3/14/2010 6:41:05 PM

andrew

dumbass

3/14/2010 7:05:21 PM

Quantum Mechanic

I'm not an atheist.

Religion isn't that important.

3/14/2010 7:07:44 PM

anti-nonsense

What made you decide to become an atheist?

Logic and knowledge of science.
My parents are both atheist so if I wanted to rebel I'd become a fundamentalist Christian.

3/14/2010 7:15:23 PM

Tyler

What made you decide to become an atheist?

People like you, mostly.

3/14/2010 7:18:48 PM

louislois

"The Bible is completely true."

Citation clearly needed.

"What made you decide to become an atheist?"

Christians like you, really.

3/14/2010 7:23:58 PM

Berny

Wow, the old "convert or you'll burn in hell" argument.
It didn't work the first 100,000 times I heard it, maybe the 100,001st?
Nah.

3/14/2010 7:34:52 PM

campbunny

They feel genuine anger when faced with the unbelief of others. It's extremely upsetting and distressing for them. I find that sad.

Don't you dare even say that!

3/14/2010 7:40:35 PM

I Read About The Afterlife

Hey, Yuletide called. It wants it's holiday back. Oh and Sol Invictus is also on the line. He wants his holy day back.

Oh and Thor's pissed that your using his name for thursday. Although, that really has no religious connection -- but I have feel BluePhoenixDicklord probably doesn't know that.

3/14/2010 7:51:23 PM

werewolf

Remember you worship three gods in one. Aside from the bargain bin discount, you guys aren't really that far off from pagans.

Oh, and it's blasphemer, by the way.

3/14/2010 7:59:26 PM



Pagans are pagans. The current definition of "pagan" being, roughly, someone who believes in a religion or one that is based on a religion that predates Christianity. So no, Christians aren't pagans but they do share all the same holidays as us (although the intent behind them is quite different).

3/14/2010 8:03:43 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

Whatever you say, Christ-pagan.

3/14/2010 8:20:22 PM

Canadia

This is OUR brand of stupid, we don't want it associated with that OTHER brand of stupid.

HOW DARE YOU!?

3/14/2010 8:27:53 PM

JohnTheAtheist

I am atheist because my brain is able to process information in a rational manner.

3/14/2010 8:36:09 PM

TGRwulf

English mother fucker! Do you speak it!?!?

On a side not, why do fundies put those question marks in the middle of sentences? That's been bugging me for some reason.

3/14/2010 8:53:55 PM

moose

(sung to the tune of a nursery rhyme)
christians are pagans...na na na na na na......

Reminds me of the scene in "Life of Brian" where the old man is jumping up and down yelling "jehovah jehovah!"

3/14/2010 9:09:06 PM

Amanda

"If you don't repent, you're going? to burn in hell."

Are you asking my opinion? Because I disagree.

3/14/2010 9:11:19 PM

Canadia

@TGRwulf

It's a bug related to this site, it isn't their doing.

3/14/2010 9:15:37 PM

entropius

Who am I rebelling against?

Nobody!

That's the point. I'm not rebelling against your god or anybody who follows him; your god doesn't exist, and I wish you lot would go away and let the rest of us improve our world.

3/14/2010 10:13:46 PM
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