Umm, I think sarcasm is one of Bill's strong points, until you take what he says OUT OF CONTEXT!! :lol:
3/29/2006 12:54:20 AM
So where are the photos?
9/28/2008 10:40:14 AM
Redneck Bimbo Governor
Everyone knows someone who saw Noah's ark and took photos, but somehow the photos never show up. Hard to believe in this day and age, when every drunken college girl's titty shot is somewhere out there for the world to see.
9/28/2008 11:51:10 AM
i know two guys who say your two guys and their pictures don't exist, just like the ark
9/28/2008 3:56:49 PM
What's a Christian guitar?
Don't you know that the pentatonic scale was devised by Satan? After all - it features heavily in the devi's music.
9/28/2008 4:24:40 PM
Jack Bauer: What's a Christian guitar?
A Christian guitar is a guitar made of wood from Noah's Ark, silly. Or would that be a Jewish guitar? Now I'm confused.
9/28/2008 4:31:27 PM
How come there are so many tons of wood from the "true cross", and I have yet to see any from the "true ark"? Considering how many people have been there, seen and photographed it, and how much bigger it must have been to house all the millions of specimens...
Noah must have had a lot of cattle on board, because the only lasting evidence of the cruise is the excrement they left behind.
BTW, Billy Preston, keep your day job with the music.
9/28/2008 4:40:42 PM
"Lying For Jebus" Award
9/28/2008 5:58:20 PM
well I guess that settles it. Somebody set up a guitar shop inside Noah's ark.
9/28/2008 6:18:01 PM
I hope Alex Winter bitchslaps you to hellandgone.
9/28/2008 6:32:00 PM
Ted "Theodore" Logan
Dude, Rufus says you're full of shit. That is so not excellent.
9/28/2008 6:49:58 PM
9/28/2008 6:53:45 PM
@Dr. Quasius & Jack Bauer
A Xian guitar is made from wood from the true cross
9/28/2008 8:28:28 PM
Remember the Ninth Commandment? You seem to have forgotten it.
9/29/2008 1:59:39 AM
Oh, well that settles it! I'll "completely" take your word for it that 2 guys you know crawled around inside Noah's Ark. No pictures needed! End of story!
9/29/2008 1:00:21 PM
I'm actually thinking that this was taken out of context, as I've seen this guy on other sites, and he doesn't seem like a fundy to me.
12/8/2008 2:30:27 AM
a mind far far away
No, you have that Wyatt fellow who's a proven sham, and one of his lackeys. There's been all kinds of actual photos, satellite included, that shows nothing on the Ararat range. There was a weird semi-boat shape photo back in the 60's, but it was shown to just be a rock outcropping.
@Jack Bauer: James Hetfield said the same thing about the flatted fifth, that it was the devil's note.
12/8/2008 2:44:12 AM
Sure you do.
8/20/2011 4:06:36 AM
!0 years on, let's see them..
9/7/2012 12:14:32 PM