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Of course the Bible hasn't been 'proven historically true in every detail', It has not been proven false in any detail either.

gzusfreq, Christian Guitar Resources 15 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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LadyDracula

It actually has been proven false a few times.

1/9/2008 10:55:09 PM

GigaGuess

Sigh...rabbits chew cud? How did Judas die? How can an all-powerful God be defeated by Iron Chariots? How many legs do insects have? Are bats birds or mammals? How did Noah round up all the animals on Earth? And how did he keep them fed, and contained on his ark without killing each other?

Just the obvious ones...

1/9/2008 11:16:50 PM

Altair

And when exactly was the last time a snake or a burning bush convinced you to do anything?

1/10/2008 12:37:15 AM

Hawker Hurricane

So, was woman created before or after the animals?
Who was Joseph's father?
How did King Saul die?

The Bible proves itself false.

1/10/2008 1:56:33 AM

Rapax Pringer

Count the number of legs on an ant, then return to me.

9/4/2010 11:52:27 AM

The Duelist

Please be Poe. This is insipid, even by fundie standards.

9/4/2010 12:05:24 PM

Angua

Yes, except that if Jesus was born during the census of Quirinius, he can't have been born during the time period where Herod was king. They just don't overlap, I'm sorry. (That and Joseph wpuldn't have been returning going to Bethlehem during the census simply because David was his ancestor. I'm sorry, but that's not how the census was done.)

Unless your claiming that Jesus was born twice the Bible has to be wrong in either saying he was born during the reign of King Herod or that he was born during the census of Quirinius. I'm sorry, but the claim that he was born under both has been proven false beyond any reasonable doubt.

9/4/2010 12:19:16 PM

Justanotheratheist

If I had five cents for every biblical claim that has been shot down by the flames of reason I could buy Manhattan.

Or at the very least put down a sizeable deposit.

9/5/2010 9:30:43 AM

Simeon

Oh, so what about the Israelites being slaves in Egypt? That never happened, it's a proven fact.

9/5/2010 9:44:15 AM

Quantum Mechanic

It's all false, liar.

10/4/2012 2:00:26 AM

Quantum Mechanic

There are at least 83 self-contradictions in Genesis alone.

Do these people ever actually read the damn thing?

5/8/2013 1:18:09 AM

anothga

The fact that the Bible hasn't been proven in every detail gives us the right to doubt some details.

5/8/2013 4:21:03 AM

Dr. Shrinker

So Jesus was killed before the Passover sedar, as John says, and after, as the other gospels say. And yet, the bible also says that Jesus died once for sin.

Dang, that's even harder to sort out then the trinity.

5/24/2013 7:34:56 AM

rubber chicken

The continuing existence of the city of Tyre.

5/24/2013 7:58:30 AM

Blarghonius

Except for that whole sun moving around all weird thing. And everything that's not that.

5/24/2013 5:25:45 PM
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